Sung to the tune of Gene Chandler's "Duke of Earl" Duke, Duke, we beat Duke, Duke, Duke, we beat Duke, Duke, Duke, we beat Duke Months of building up to February 15th paid off big time. All the dull games against the likes of South Carolina Upstate, Central Connecticut, Bryant, and that. . . more
It’s been too long since I’ve written one of these. But now the weather sucks, football season is almost over, and I think all of us loyal AGMers need to do our best to resuscitate this site out of its own little recession. And I think we’ve been doing that quite well the last few. . . more
So Saturday afternoon I had an interesting post. I guarded the locker room of the North Carolina Tar Heels during their game at Boston College. It was a good post, one I’ve had before (for Virginia Tech and Miami), but this was UNC. This was different. The locker room is connected to the skate. . . more
Not surprisingly, the Patriots were given the Saturday night slot for their AFC Divisional Playoff game. Night games mean drunkenness. Drunkenness means rowdiness. And Saturday night was no exception. It was in the mid 30s, so standing around during pre-game warm-ups was a bit chilly. Then they. . . more
Sunday was the last home game of the regular season for the Pats, and almost everyone in attendance had another victory atop their Christmas list. In events I’ve worked, the home team has almost always won. In fact, the home team has lost a mere four games that I’ve been ushering. For only the. . . more
Evening (4:15 PM) games are my favorite to work. It’s not too early, it’s not too late.. It’s dark, but people don’t have all day to drink. I get home at a reasonable hour, but I don’t have to get up at an unreasonable one. Once again, I was stationed in the North End Zone (the one on. . . more
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