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Borat's Learnings About Sports -- It's Nice!

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by user Roblefko


Borat Learns About Football

Borat on Football: "In Kazakhstan, football is nuclear retardation disease where man grow foot out of testies section."

Borat Learns About Baseball

Borat on Baseball: "It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field, and then have a party."



Borat Learns About Hunting

Borat on Hunting: "We say 'men who do not hunt in kazakhstan is like a man with no, how you say, yes bullocks'"


Borat Learns About Bowls

Borat on Bowls: "If you get a ball like this, and you take it on someones head and smash many times, it can hurt, yes."

Sports in Kazakhstan

Kazakhstani's are very good in boxing because they have large testicular sacks
Kazakhstani's are very good in boxing because they have large testicular sacks

While not well known, the practice of sports in Kazakhstan is a unique part of the national heritage. Kazakhstanis consistently perform well in Olympic competitions, especially in boxing. Kazakh boxers are generally well known in the world. In last 3 Olympic games their performance was assessed as one of the best and they had more medals than any countries in the world except Cuba and Russia (in all three games). In 1996 and 2004 two Kazakh boxers (Vasiliy Jirov in 1996 and Bakhtiyar Artayev in 2004) were recognized as the best boxers for their techniques with the Val Barker trophy, awarded to the best boxer of the tournament. Kazakh boxers performed well in the 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney, Australia. Two boxers, Bekzat Sattarkhanov and Yermakhan Ibraimov, earned gold medals. Another two boxers, Bulat Jumadilov and Mukhtarkhan Dildabekov, earned silver medals. It should also be noted that Kazakhstani boxer, Oleg Maskaev, is currently the WBC Heavyweight Champion after knocking out Hasim Rahman on August 12, 2006.

Alexander Vinokourov in tights
Alexander Vinokourov in tights
Borat in tights
Borat in tights

Kazakhstan is also well known for its cyclists. Alexander Vinokourov represents Kazakhstan in his cycling career for the Spanish Astana-Würth Team. Vinokourov has an impressive cycling record finishing third overall in the 2003 Tour de France. Vinokourov finished 5th in the 2005 Tour de France, while two other young Kazakhstanis, Kashechkin and Iglinskiy, finished 19th and 37th, respectively. In 2006 Vinokourov's team became known as "Team Astana" and adopted the color of the Kazakh flag for its uniforms. The same year Vinokourov and Kashechkin have won first and third places in general classification at La Vuelta'06 in Italy.

In September of 2006, Vino won the 61st Vuelta a España by attacking Alejandro Valverde in dramatic fashion with 23km to go in Stage 17. He then held on to his lead over the next four stages, including the final individual time trial to win the Vuelta.


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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1121 days ago
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So... I wonder what Yakoff Smirnoff doing these days?
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DNLLegend
1121 days ago
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That was totally my reaction.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1121 days ago
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Well, geniuses and crazy whackos think alike. So... what are we? (I straddle/walk the tightrope on that fence) Actually, Yackoff has been in Branson, Missouri for the last 10-15 years raking in the "too corny for Vegas" folks' money. Long Live Andy Williams! (As a Nelson Munz reference)
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Davis21wylieMVP
1121 days ago
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"I didn't think he'd play Moon River, but then, bam, second encore!"
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1121 days ago
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Kazakhstan has one of the best ice hockey teams in the world. Evgeni Nabokov was Kazak, until he betrayed them for Russia. Vitaly Kolesnik is the only other Kazak Hockey player I can think of. I think they are in the top 10 in the world.
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Patrickburke1980All-American
1121 days ago
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this movie hasn't come out yet and I feel like this is already played out.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1121 days ago
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I heard there's already a movie in the Kazahkstan about a dumb American travelling about learning the ways of the Kazahkstanis
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SashaDiv-I Stud
1121 days ago
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Actually the the Kazak government invited the actor to come to Kazakhstan to show that there were no hard feelings.
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1120 days ago
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It's already been released in Britain. The "comic" is the same person as Ali G.
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JeevesJV Squad
1120 days ago
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Yes, Sacha Baron Cohen plays three characters, Borat, Ali G, and a gay, German, runway model, Bruno.
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JeevesJV Squad
1120 days ago
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I saw the movie in September (God bless UCLA sneak screenings!) and it was unbelievable. If you liked the show at all, you will definitely love the movie; it follows the template of the show where Borat is dealing with unscripted and unsuspecting bystanders. It isn't like the Ali G movies, where they just took the character and made a random story out of it; Borat stays true to the show. If you don't know much about Borat but you're in the mood to laugh at a ridiculous/silly movie, I highly recommend Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nations of Kazakstan.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
1118 days ago
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Nik Antropov is another Kazak hockey player. FYI.
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
1118 days ago
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zig kanzoot van hliechan!
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
1118 days ago
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hile hitler
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
1117 days ago
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"Is this that guy who rips off Yakov Smirnoff?" No, cocksucker. He's fucking Borat. He is actually funny and not some gimmicky hack stand-up comedian.
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