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Bob Costas will verbally rape you

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by Suckatsports

Bonds has felt the verbal sting of Bob Costas. Now he and Rob Parker of Detroit News fame can share the same couch at the psychiatrist office.

Rob Parker was on Mike and Mike this morning, and although I've never heard of him before, Detroit Sports City said he sucks. Since he lives pretty much in Detroit, knows his sports, and knows bad writing, I'm going to go with his opinion. And, apparently, everyone else in Detroit. All that not withstanding, Costas verbally raped him on the radio this morning, and made him look like a complete fool. Rob asked some question about the tainting of the record, and Costas quipped back calling that simplification indeed, "simple minded."

As many are familiar, Costas also shot back at Barry Bonds, when Barry referred to him as a "midget." He said, that he came by his Napoleonotic stature without any kind of artificial enhancement. All that, coming with eloquence and speed. I've never had any kind of special love for Costas, but recently, especially after these run-ins, I would love listening to him more. It's rare to see that kind of a big name, shoot from the hip without worrying about the outcomes. I guess he doesn't have to do that with what DSC calls "fuck you money."

Oh, and Barry Bonds hit 756 last night. Costas calls this record tainted, and includes that it has now lost all majesty and prestige. Right on the money.

Like what you read? This post is cross-published from We Suck at Sports.

Bonds finishes taint job [SI.com]


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InterMatAll-American
848 days ago
Score 4+-
Best Costas Line Ever: "You're excited, feel these nipples!"
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Reeper182Soccer Kid
848 days ago
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Baseketball... awesome
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SuckatsportsVarsity
848 days ago
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Those 100% all natural, homegrown nipples.
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MegECass110AAA-er
848 days ago
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Costas is great to listen to. Articulate, smarmy, and witty at the same time. Must be the Syracuse education. Word.
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Reeper182Soccer Kid
848 days ago
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Costas is much better than anyone else that NBC can find
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Yakob878MVP
848 days ago
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ya he is pretty good
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HappyskinnyAll-American
848 days ago
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Costas is the man. Love his comments.
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Brendan.CanneyDiv-I Stud
848 days ago
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Bob Costas at times last year looked like he wanted to go OJ on Sterling Sharpe.
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SSreportersLegend
848 days ago
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Costas can't do regular rape because many women would consider it to be too creepy for a 10 year old to be doing that stuff.
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OurmanflintSoccer Kid
848 days ago
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zzzzzzing!
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