Bledsoe Makes King Comments Look Silly
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by user LastRow
Thanks to our good friend Peter King, for turning Cowboys camp into an ever popular Yogi & Boo Boo episode…As if the circus wasn’t enough. You remember the one entitled the “QB Controversy”…That was my favorite episode growing up he would like us to believe there’s a quarterback controversy in Dallas. The one where Bill Parcells stars as the Ranger, Yogi is played by Drew Bledsoe & Tony Romo as Boo Boo. According to King last week, the Cowboys have a quarterback controversy brewing in the Dallas/ Fort Worth metro area. I guess he also believes that Terrell Owens is actually hurt, like he says he is? Whatever the case may be, King told us this after the first preseason game the Cowboys had. Hello Peter, of course Tony Romo play looked better than Drew Bledsoe’s…The only thing Drew was playing with up in Seattle was a clipboard & a headset…Word has it, Drew couldn’t even find his helmet. Besides dealing with the endless questions regarding “the player”, Bill Parcells has to answer silly question about who’s his starting signal caller. Bill sends his thanks to you Pete for turning his camp into Camp Jellystone.
I can just see & hear it now, the combination Romo to Owens, or Boo Boo Bear to “the player…Man, this is going to be along the same lines as the Aikman to Irvin comb. Has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? Be on the lookout for this coming to a stadium near you in the near future. Now I’m not saying eventually Tony Romo won’t take over at some point…For I’m not on Peter King’s level, but I do know, as like most do, Bledsoe will be the opening day starter. Apparently Peter King doesn’t know this. Now I’m sure if we ask Peter he would tell us that he was misunderstood…Aren’t we all. One thing that’s hard to misunderstand is 12-of-16 for 156 yards, leading Dallas to scores on three of four drives. Great numbers once again put up by Tony Romo against the Saints last night. Only there’s a problem, that’s the statline of one Drew Bledsoe.
Okay, so it came against the Saints…I’ll give up that. Although the throws in which Drew displayed last night was nothing short of a crafty veteran doing what we’ve all come to expect from him. One thing that remains a question mark is his mobility, and yes Romo can run around like a chicken with his head cut off, but then again so can Michael Vick. Which ironically & amazingly is still trying to learn how to be a starting quarterback is the league. The only way Drew’s going to relinquish his starting gig is due to some sort of injury…Which is very possible once again to the lack of mobility he has or O-Line problems. Incidentally what happened to Drew Henson…Why isn’t he involved in this here? Drew who? You know the one that was a can’t miss prodigy…Dallas’s quarterback of the future. The one that was a stand out at Michigan before thinking he could play third base for the New York Yankees. What ever happened to that plan? And, oh, by the way Drew, don’t feel bad, A-Rod can’t play third base either…It’s not just you. Well the San Diego Chargers had a similar plan involving Ryan Leaf, and again that back fired, but don’t worry, again you’re in good company. With your credentials you can at least start looking forward to being the quarterback coach of East Texas A&M.
Yeah, can’t we all just see Parcells entering week one with somebody that has never started an NFL game before? If it’s Super Bowl or Bust…Here’s some inside information. It’s going to be a bust. Drew gives them a better shot at this…Will they be on South Beach in February, most likely not, but Drew gives them a better opportunity to accomplish this. Come on Peter, after covering the league & Tuna for as long as you have did you or do you still believe this is going to take place? Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys starting quarterback…This headline is to soon. Bledsoe feels secure that he's the starter, as well he should. Although he acknowledged that having to wait to get on the field "pushes you a little bit." … It gets you going," he said. "But I can't tell you I would have done anything different in camp had I been the only quarterback." Bledsoe feels secure that he's the starter, although he acknowledged that having to wait to get on the field "pushes you a little bit." … It gets you going," he said. "But I can't tell you I would have done anything different in camp had I been the only quarterback." Um Drew, another thing that you might want to look out for this year is number 81…He seems to have the God gifted ability to make his quarterback’s feel not so secure. Perhaps Tony Romo might be better suited to feel the wrath…Isn’t that right Peter? Can’t we just all picure T.O. chewing up & spitting out T. R. Yes, the Cowboys seem to have a nice luxury at quarterback …However, there’s a big difference between luxury & controversy. This would consist of a luxury. Now the circus with T.O., that’s a different story. You see the difference, Petey? Guess you missed this Yogi & Boo Boo episode…There’s a reason why Boo Boo always followsYogi around. Do yourself a favor Pete, start watching the Cartoon Network. Who knows, you may possibly learn something?
Is there some fire to this story…Yeah probably, every quarterback gets replaced. If Joe Montana is replaceable, everybody is…It’s life in the NFL. However there’s a lot of hot air coming out of Mr. King’s pie hole. Amazingly enough that it almost resembles that of T.O.’s yap…But, your not on Bryant Gumbel level yet…Luckily for you So good to hear since he’s going to be back involved with the NFL. Or at least that was his plan…Then the NFL Network might have a different one now? Good Call Peter…Perhaps, you may want to audible out of this one, or at least check down to number 11? Just remember what they say in Jellystone…Only you can prevent forest fires, Pete.
And yes, all the quotation marks are in the right place.
Date
Tue 08/22/06, 2:10 pm EST
