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Bill Simmons Must Be Stopped

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by user Chachi

My goodness! What has happened to this man? At one point and time Bill Simmons was one of my favorite writers, I even had a Bill Simmons Fan Tag. His ideas and approach to both sports and writing used to seem fresh and interesting. But now, I honestly can't stand him anymore (and yes, as of today the Fan Tag has been removed).

I mean come on, how many trips to Vegas with your buddies do we need to read about. Yes, we know...you smoked, drank, and gambled. You and every other freakin' guy in Vegas that weekend. Congratulations, you're unoriginal. What else do you have for us? Oh, a diary of some sort. Great, something that will drag on for 3,000 words with 87 obscure references only you and six other NBA fanatics will get. Now there is something that carries mass appeal.

But these aren't the reasons why I'm really perturbed at him. I'm really bothered because it seems like the only two things he can talk about any more are television shows (especially horrible reality shows) and the NBA (which is horrible in its own right). Actually, if you look at his latest work it all centers around these two things. I think 98 of his last 100 articles, podcasts, blogs, and chats have centered on these two topics. And almost every NBA piece centers around how bad the league is, how bad the players are, or how incompetent the front offices have become. If it is so damn horrible, stop writing about it. Also, if it's so bad, what makes you think we want to read about it? And the obsession with reality tv is killing me. I mean seriously, what self-respecting sports writer does one of his first five podcasts ever with Alton from the Real World.

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Simmons use to write about other things. I may be crazy, but I swear he has a best selling book about baseball out there somewhere. His Red Sox own the best record in baseball, the Yankees are falling all over themselves, and all Simmons is worried about is making mock drats? I use to realy enjoy his baseball writing, but I think I need to go to his archives from 2006 just to find an article dealing with it for more than a paragraph.

And yes, I am well aware that I don't have to read his stuff and he doesn't have to do anything. I just want to get that out there for all the Simmons Supporters who may jump all over me. I'm just writing this as a fan of sports and as a fan of quality sports writing. This is my opinion, feel free to disagree. Also, there is nothing in here that I haven't basically said to Simmons in an e-mail to him. I have written him e-mails at least twice asking him to throw us a bone with a decent baseball article once in awhile, but all he does is prattle on about the NBA. So it is not like I'm just talking trash. I am a genuinely concerned fan of his who has a beef to pick with him. I just hope that he gets his act together because he has reportedly gotten a new four year deal with ESPN that will include some tv work. And, I don't want to have to change the channel every time he comes on to save myself from putting my foot through the TV.


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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
915 days ago
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I'm right there with you on this one. I have a theory that his shift toward the NBA came to balance the serious, I'm-right-and-you're-always-wrong attitude of Stephen A. Smith.
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JuTMSY4Legend
915 days ago
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Have you ever read Stephen A. Smith? I'll be the first to rip his on-air personality, attitude, etc...but his writing is usually much more well thought out, articulate and plain old interest...
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
915 days ago
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You may be right, but after seeing him on television, the question becomes, "Have you ever wanted to read Stephen A Smith?"
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JuTMSY4Legend
915 days ago
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I agreed until he wrote a few great articles in the inquirer...now i look for him
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InsanMajor Leaguer
915 days ago
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Steven A Smith is awesome, his in-your-face personality is what makes him who he is. I love his radio shows, he kinda reminds me of Chris Rock.
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JuTMSY4Legend
915 days ago
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I....I...I've never heard anyone say that before..quick, someone mark this down
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DNLLegend
915 days ago
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I lived in Philly right as Steven A. Smith started to become "Steven A." The guy knows his basketball and is a pretty good writer. He just doesn't translate well to TV/Radio, and probably thinks the Nationals still play in Montreal.
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JuTMSY4Legend
915 days ago
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I'd give you more plusses if I could..."Stephen A. Smith" is an intellegent writer..."Stephen A." is just a loud buffoon... "I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH KOBE, AND HE SAID..."
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
915 days ago
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"THESE CHEESE DOODLES ARE DELICIOUS! I LOVE CHEESE DOODLES!"
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JuTMSY4Legend
915 days ago
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Your arguments are fair...but in his defense, I found one of my best friends and a non-boston fan saying this during the NBA draft: "I can't wait to hear what simmons has to say about this"
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ChachiOSUDraft Pick
915 days ago
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Because your friend is probably an avid NBA fan. I would probably like him too if I was really into the NBA, but I'm not. And I think the majority of the sports population are, at best, casual NBA fans like myself.
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JuTMSY4Legend
915 days ago
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He's not...I'm not either...NBA is my 5th favorite sport...(Behind Tennis or Nascar or something, i dunno...) I'm agreeing w/ you, I'm tired of his NBA related stuff too...but no need to rip the pop culture stuff...he lets me know watchign the real world is ok...
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ChachiOSUDraft Pick
915 days ago
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I didn't say watching the Real World was wrong, just that babbling on about it on a sports website is aggravating. If I needed to know what is going on with the Real World or Laguna Beach, I could just sit down and listen to my girlfriend talk for an hour.
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InsanMajor Leaguer
915 days ago
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It's true, I drove to work today and all I could think about was, "C'mon Simmons! Hurry up and post you diary!" I wanted to know how he would shoot down the Randolph trade and how much he would complain about the Celtics trade.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
915 days ago
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Simmons is still better than Mariotti but then again who isn't (Eskin incl.)?
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JuTMSY4Legend
915 days ago
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You only have to hear Mariotti verbalize for about 1/2 a day in Chicago...we get Eskin 3 hours a day, 5 days a week... Or as I like to call it...the time I turn off my radio...
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ChachiOSUDraft Pick
915 days ago
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Hey, here in Columbus we get two hours of Chris Spielman saying whatever pops into his concussed head everyday. And it use to be 3 hours!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
915 days ago
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Don't forget about Mariotti's filth that appears on the Sun-Times backpage 4-5 times per week. And the guy still complains about getting fired from his so-called radio sports show.
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DNLLegend
915 days ago
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The problem with Simmons is that he's a one-trick pony -- he's the angsty, eternally upset fan who calls sports talk radio to complain. He just happened to do it via the written word on a random website, and, like Jerome from Manhattan (that's a New York sports talk radio caller, for the uninitiated), developed a following.

Well, since then, his teams started winning. The Patriots are awesome and the Red Sox broke the curse and have been good or great since. So he has to focus on the NBA. And the Celtics are a great target for the whiny fan -- bad GM, bad team, bad bounce of the lottery balls in a bad draft (beyond the top 2 or top 4 picks).

To make matters worse, though, is that he's become an insider. He can't credibly say "if the Celtics listened to me" because the Celtics do listen to him. They may not agree, but it's not like he's some schome who calls into talk radio and complains. He's the Bill Simmons.

To make matters worse,
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ChachiOSUDraft Pick
915 days ago
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Well put DNL. I hadn't even thought of why he is how he is, but I think you nailed it.
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DNLLegend
915 days ago
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Thanks. I've been thinking about it for a long time, because I never liked Simmons. He's the type of guy who comes off as stupid whenever he speaks, because he all too often passion separated from reason.

I don't listen to WFAN (sports talk radio, NYC) regularly because the hosts are typically really ignorant when it comes to baseball. Mike and the Mad Dog use a stat called "runs created" to measure players: Runs plus RBI minus homers (because we don't want to count them twice!). It's moronic for so many reasons.

But they control the microphone, so callers typically say their piece and either hang up or are disconnected. Mike or Mad Dog get in the last word, further propagating idiocy.

The reason they get away with it? Their callers don't care. They're willing to put up with it, and they just want to rant and rave anyway, and realize (or don't care) that they will have no opportunity to show the host why the host is wrong. It's entertaining, but vapid. That's fine -- it's better than Top 100 music.

However, for those of us who won't stomach the host-rules hegemony, the Internet is great. Look at all the advances that baseball opinion has made with the 'net being the driving force. It's truly incredible.

But ESPN goes out and hires not a freelance analyst like someone from Baseball Prospectus, but the guy who made his name by being the radio call-in guy, translated to text. Great.
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ChachiOSUDraft Pick
915 days ago
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I totally agree with your view on sports talk radio. I'll often listen to Cowherd (who I do usually enjoy) and think of what an a-hole he can be when he thinks he is right. Sometimes he allows for debate, but usually no matter how good the callers point is he puts them down if it isn't what he thinks believes. There is a strange correlation between sports talk radio hosts and extreme (either left or right) poltical analysts.
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KelsdadAll-Star
915 days ago
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Then you probably know most of the "Jerome from Manhattan" frequent radio callers are on the station payroll? Which adds even less credibility to what they're saying. I lived in New York 15-18 years ago when Mike and the Mad Dog first started, and, quite honestly, it was a can't miss show. They really were great. First, I'm not only shocked they're still on the radio but still together. I can't imagine working next to the same person for that long, regardless of how much I liked the job. Now it appears they have disintegrated into the same cess pool of mindless blah, blah, blah journalism which is prevelant on every other sports talk station in the country. Shame, really.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
915 days ago
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I totally agree with you. I used to love Bill Simmons but all his references to pop culture and unbalanced focus on the NBA really drew me away. You should start reading The Scrapper @ http://sport...blogspot.com
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Kwitt11Varsity Captain
915 days ago
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I dunno...I kind of like when he writes about the NBA because he actually knows it well. His MLB articles are kind of hard to read b/c he doesn't really know all that much about baseball, so he's usually wrong with most of what he says.
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InsanMajor Leaguer
915 days ago
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In Simmons' defense (and I usually won't defend him), he's worried about jinxing the Sox if he starts to write about how awful the Yankees are. And he's right, last time he did it (last year) the Sox went through a slump and the Yankees won the AL East.
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ChachiOSUDraft Pick
915 days ago
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Well, as a Yankee fan, I now have even more reasons for Simmons to start writing about baseball.
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Orioles1818Waterboy
915 days ago
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Usually I really like to read what Simmons has to say. He's original and he really cares how his teams are doing. I do agree that recently he's been overlapping a lot of his topics, but that's because all of the trade talk around the NBA, and of course the NBA draft. When NFL season comes around, he'll be discussing the Patriots as well as the MLB playoffs and everything else. But, he's said it himself, the NBA Draft is his favorite time of the year, and no matter what other topics he has to write about for ESPN the Magazine, he'll still cover all of his bases and be interesting and insightful in his own way during these times...
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TyduffyRed-Shirting
915 days ago
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I think part of the NBA focus has been that he was specifically assigned to blog about the NBA during the Playoffs, and part of that drifted into discussion of the Draft etc. There also isn't really a hell of a lot else going on. I expect a deluge of Red Sox/Patriots stuff come Fall.

I think he is dealing with two simultaneous problems. One is that once you become a successful writer (or any type of artist) it is really hard to avoid repeating yourself. Even the best like Philip Roth, still end up writing "another Roth novel."

He also has to deal with the fact that rather than being an outsider criticizing the establishment, he has become it. More than probably anybody since Gammons, he has completely altered the way that Sports Journalism is done. He's the most popular writer for an entity which has a virtual monopoly over Sports coverage in the U.S. Its hard to make that transition.

That said, I still enjoy most of his columns. For every asinine rant about a Real World season that I have neither watched nor care to watch, he has some absolute gems. There are few other writers who can make you laugh out loud in print.
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Orioles1818Waterboy
915 days ago
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Excellent response. I completely agree with everything you just said.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
915 days ago
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When Bill Simmons was your favorite writer, if you can remember, what high-security, borderline-illegal prescription medication were you on?
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ChachiOSUDraft Pick
915 days ago
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Nice!
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StumptownJV Squad
915 days ago
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Sad but true I'm afraid. He has slipped. So have Chad Ford and John Clayton speaking of ESPN types. I know it's different but thought I would throw that out there.
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EkomVarsity
915 days ago
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Simmons has softened since moving to SoCal... He isn't dealing with parenthood well.... maybe his wife is the reason? Maybe there's a lot of reasons.... there's thing going on we'll never know about
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InterMatAll-American
898 days ago
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What's next, Woody Paige doing commercials .... oh wait...
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