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Bear Down: Mariotti Bashes Grossman & Urlacher's Blog

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by Tyrone Briggs

For all the boos, debates and national ridicule, Grossman has been given an opportunity by Lovie Smith to either sabotage himself one last time or, somehow, save a Bears season that actually might be salvageable. He has second-rate running backs. He has wide receivers who would drop newborn babies. He has a defense that has been exposed as kitty litter and no longer boasts dominant pillars, namely a declining superstar too consumed with his sparsely read blog. - Jay Mariotti

It would apparently seem to be an exercise of futility for the Bears to even step onto the grass of Soldier Field with the New York Giants on Sunday afternoon, according to Jay Mariotti. And despite already having written off Rex Grossman and well face it, the entire Chicago Bears team along with their management and fans for this millennium, the back page pundit revisits his old stomping grounds that is "Bad Rex/Good Rex".

This season for the Monsters of the Midway is admittedly disappointing but hardly over quite yet thanks to parity stricken NFC with a glut of teams hovering around the .500 winning mark. And even after denouncing the well familiar and much ballyhooed problems with the Bears that includes an aging offensive line and virtually non-existent running game, Mariotti still frames his column on the slant that Grossman is an ultimate failure should he not singlehandedly win against the Giants.

That is simply not fair. But it gets even more incredulous.

For those familiar with Jay's antics, it is well known that he likes to cover all the bases ( cough, flip-flop, cough) in advance to create the illusion of successful prognostication as events unfold. Simply put, the ESPN loudmouth bobble head never admits to wrongdoing. Check this out:

Should Rex succeed and reach the playoffs, a long-term extension awaits at Halas Hall, which some of us think would be anathema but would allow the honchos to address major issues at offensive line and running back. And should he fail?
Blah, blah, blah.

So even if Rex succeeds and helps his team win a wild card entry to the playoffs, Mariotti is already announcing his intention to blast Halas Hall if the quarterback's contract is extended. In short, lose and Rex is damned or win and still be damned. Sounds like an Inquisition to me.

Does anybody really wonder why some athletes such as Brian Urlacher now refuse to talk to the local media under such ridiculous pretenses? And despite Mariotti's ridicule of Urlacher's collaborative blogging efforts with Jay Glazer, the linebacker is quite candid on his assessment of the Bears current predicament :

The Detroit game at our place or the Minnesota game at home. Minnesota ran all over us. These losses could really hurt us in the long run. You don’t want one game to be the reason you don’t get in. We put ourselves in a tough spot.

Good luck on Sunday, Rex.


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JuTMSY4Legend
714 days ago
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if the bears receivers, RBs and QB is/are so terrible...why do they have 5 wins and are 1 game out of a playoff spot...

btw...can you imagine the playoff tiebreakers this year...with all these 6-5 adn 5-6 teams (as you mention), its gonna get real hairy...my eagles have wins over the Vikings and Lions, but lost to your bears (all of which are in playoff position)...

Could end up being like the carolina and green bay situation a few years ago where carolina had to score a ridiculous amount of points to get it...(they didn't, i don't believe)
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
714 days ago
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Mariotti would have you believe that the 2007 Bears are the worst team in NFL history.
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JuTMSY4Legend
714 days ago
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injuries have been brutal... there are two reasons the '07 pats are as good as they are...besides the fact that they were a very good team to start with...adding receivers and being among the healthiest NFL teams...
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JuTMSY4Legend
714 days ago
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of course the bears did trade away Jones...which i thought was dumb then again, I was on the benson bandwagon when he was drafted...wrong again, i suppose...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
714 days ago
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Thomas Jones has also been hurt for the Jets this season.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
714 days ago
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Here's the first lesson when it comes to Jay Mariotti
  1. 1- Don't try to figure out Jay Mariotti
  2. 2- He hates the World (due to being born a midget- sorry- small person)
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JamelAll-American
714 days ago
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Damn- why is it logging me out lately?
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LMedina86JV Squad
714 days ago
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I feel bad for Rex. He's got all the talent in the world, and if he ever put it all together he would be one hell of a quarterback! I wouldn't mind if he returned as a back up. The only thing I agree w/Mariotti today is Tebow. 51 touchdowns as a sophomore is unreal. The question is whether Tebow is the real deal or is he a "system QB"?
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Niteowl049AAA-er
714 days ago
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Why is Mariotti using kitty litter to describe the Bears defense. I never think of kitty litter and a football team at the same time.
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OneflydudeAll-American
714 days ago
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He probably feels like other teams offense's s**t on theirs...
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
714 days ago
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Jay Mariotti is so ridiculously biased its comical. How can you have half your city and all your hometown athletes dislike your columns!!! Its just that Mariotti never shows support for any home teams and just plays the "rainy days," "oh woe is me," "no hope for the future," pessimistic role. And frankly its gotten old....FAST!!!
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Niteowl049AAA-er
714 days ago
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For some reason Grossman still looks like he is the age of a high school player. He came within 62 votes of winning the Heisman. He has to be able to hold on the ball if the Bears are to win.
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Niteowl049AAA-er
714 days ago
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I didn't even know that Mariotti was a writer until I got to ArmchairGM. Now it looks like he could be arrested for impersonating a writer.
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
714 days ago
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We've been trying to get that charge to stick for years
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
714 days ago
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When did Urlacher start a blog?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
714 days ago
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Right after Facktard published (for the second time)Urlacher's private text messages to his ex-girlfriend/mother of his son. It has been a very ugly custody battle. Somehow, his text messages mysteriously leaked (cough, cough - by the ex). After that, Urlacher confided to Glazer about his chronic back issue while refusing to talk to the local media. Facktard (along with a few others) went crazy. From that point on, Urlacher only really addresses current events through his blog with Glazer. The ex is quite a piece of work. She once accused the "Lord of the Dance" dude of rape.
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