Baseball Players - They're Just Like Us!

I'm rooting for him because he has amazing natural athleticism and baseball instincts. Look how many walks he's taken. He's a rookie playing through all this off the field non-sense with the golddiggin ho's and crazy-assed wife of his and he smacks the hell out of the ball, just at people... thus the Mendoza line tightrope walking. 23 years old and getting divorced during his rookie season... He's gonna get better before something worse happens.

But he was straight cool with me every time I saw him. It wasn't like I ever asked him anything relevent (we talked about tattoos, electronic gadgets, football and life in the minors vs. the bigs) I think he was pleased when he saw me enjoying Outkast that was playing on the radio while all the other reporters were sphinctering up while waiting for Maddon's after game comments.