BCMESS!

by user LastRow

So everybody’s in an uproar over the BCS and the way it played out…Well, that is people in Michigan that is! For the rednecks who call Gainesville home, they’re happier than their pigs in shit! Should we be surprised? Not in the least, for the simple fact that in order for BCS supporters (if there’s a sort of thing) to once again say the system worked there was no other option, but to have the Gators & the Buckeyes play for the Waterford Crystal football. Oh yeah, and the fact that this always happens! Now do I believe Florida is the second best team in the country? Sure I do…As much as I think Rex Grossman should still be the starter in Chicago.

Look, Ohio State is clearly the best team in the country. Florida, on the other hand, besides Notre Dame is the most overrated team in the country. Sure, the better game would be Ohio State-Michigan part II…Just one small problem, Michigan, you had your shot. You blew it! Given the system, it would be unfair to not to grant Florida the opportunity to face the Buckeyes…Likewise for the Buckeyes if they had to face Michigan again! It’s a slap in the face to both teams if this matchup didn’t take place! Why, if this didn’t happen let’s just say Michigan did beat Ohio State & Florida won their bowl game…What kind of mess would we then have on our hands? Complete anarchy! Unfortunately, I think we all know if Michigan played Florida, besides for the rednecks who support the Gators, everybody else would take Michigan in a landside…Looks like we will always wonder about this!

We all know the system is like squeezing blood out of a turnip, but if I do recall before Michigan & Ohio State squared off, we all said we didn’t want to see a rematch. So now that we aren’t some are up in arms over it! See, what made the game in Columbus what it was, was the fact that everything was on the line…Everything! One shot for all the marbles! Not, well let’s see how this plays out and if we like it, well let’s play it again…This isn’t boxing, people! That thought right there really does sound like it was spit out by some computer. Although, I must honestly say, now this may surprise people, but I’d rather have this BCS system than Don King in charge! Wonder what he would’ve done in this scenario?

So there won’t be a Big Ten Championship Game in Glendale…BooHoo to all those Maize & Blue fans! You had your shot! Nobody feels sorry for you besides yourselves! Think of it this way Michigan fans…Sequels are never as good as the originals, so perhaps the computers already know something we didn’t? Why it should make for an interesting Rose Bowl…Two teams that don’t want to be there! See now if the system really worked it would pit the winner of the Rose Bowl vs. the winner of the Glendale game. Just too bad that makes too much sense!

Oh yeah, Michigan fans…Before you flood your state with all those tears, I’ve just got one question for you. How come we aren’t hearing all this crying coming out of Boise, ID? I mean Boise State only ran the table and are only unbeaten. Oh, I get it…That doesn’t count, right, because if the system really, honestly did work, it would be Ohio State vs. Boise State for the National Championship! Good to see they don’t count…Isn’t that right, Urban?

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Josh Q. PublicVarsity

1109 days ago

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all i know is, mcihigan plays florida 5x, they beat them 5x. period.

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Josh Q. PublicVarsity

1109 days ago

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they certainly don't lose to auburn

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Lucky7

1109 days ago

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I would much rather see USC in this game and I hate USC. I understand they lost two games to relatively weak teams, but they are IMHO much more likely to give us an entertaining game. Florida has played awful the previous two weeks, they almost lost to FSU and if it weren't for some tragic mistakes by Arkansas they would have lost there. Michigan shouldn't get a rematch because they had their shot, in their last game, why should this situation be any different. I would expect Florida to lose to every other team in the top 5, I would rather watch Boise.

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Anonymous Fanatic #1

1109 days ago

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I guess you're a Michigan fan? I've never seen so much stereotypical, flawed, and biased bullcrap in one text ever. :) Why don't you sit down.

(Florida over-rated. That's funny. If they were they would've passed Michigan weeks ago and would indisputably have been No. 2 for a long while. If anything they're UNDER-rated.)

Now get off your decrepit soapbox and shut up. You're the reason I'd love to see Florida beat Ohio State, even though they probably won't. Michigan's not the holier-than-thou greater-than-god team you know. All of you have such fucking egos, you just reek of arrogance for nothing (for playing a weak-ass schedule).

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Anonymous Fanatic #2

1109 days ago

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FLA will get embarrassed against OSU, Michigan won't. FLA is not the #2 team, they're not, get over it. Move on as friskyboy likes to say.

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Anonymous Fanatic #3

1109 days ago

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Actually Florida is the #2 team, that's why they're playing in the national championship, and Florida may get embarrassed against OSU but at least they have the chance. You said FLA will get embarrassed and Michigan won't....... guess what Michigan isn't playing OSU once more this year so they can't get embarrassed.

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Anonymous Fanatic #4

1109 days ago

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That's not the point, FLA is not the true #2 team in the country. Michigan is a better team and should be playing for the NC.

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Schmiggy JK

1109 days ago

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Boise State has more of a right to be in the title game than Florida does. And when OSU deals Florida January 8th, and it isnt even close, everyone will know that the national title game was played was played November 18th.

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Anonymous Fanatic #4

1109 days ago

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True, True.

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Davis21wylieMVP

1109 days ago

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EDSBS should make another one of these: "OHIO STATE AND FLORIDA MAKE BCS TITLE GAME, MEET TO DECIDE WHO WILL LOSE BY 60 IN BLOWOUT" "The BCS is designed to give us a boring, one-sided, and meaningless title game between one of the nation’s best teams and an overrated squad of tackling dummies," said BCS commish Kevin Weiberg. "We set up the BCS to give the people exactly what they wanted: controversy, lobbying in the media, and ultimately a one-sided, ugly, unwatchable, bear versus midget-style skull-f*cking the American fan has become accustomed to in sport. It’s a proven product, we believe in it, and those are the rules of the road for any and all teams concerned. One team is just going to have to buck up, get out there, and take a shameless, bare-knuckled, unmitigated red-assed beatdown and let the real champion claim their bloody crown in front of snoozing millions."

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Anonymous Fanatic #5

1109 days ago

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"so perhaps the computers already know something we didn’t? " The computers had Florida and Michigan tied at .940, it was the human element that caused Fla to jump UM

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Anonymous Fanatic #4

1107 days ago

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FLA is not the #2 team in the country. they will get spanked but good. it should be quite the embarrassment on game day. likewise michigan will put a hurting on usc and return to #2 a week too late. fact is that michigan should be playing for the national championship. the entire bowl system is complete joke, not just the bcs games. again, college football needs a playoff system to legitimize this sport.

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