Ask Mister Romo: The First Edition
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by Oh No Romo
This thing is starting to spread like a wildfire. I was going to post the first edition tomorrow, but I think I'll take care of it tonight. Anywho, let's answer some of the questions.
Why did Tony Romo deny "spending quality time" with Britney Spears? (From Tyrone Briggs)
TB, let's be honest here. Would you want to be caught with Britney Spears? Romo T knows he can get a ton of better ladies....that is assuming that Tom Brady doesn't steal them all.
Why does False Prophet live in Minnesota but cheer for the New England Patriots? (TB Again)
He has a right to root for whoever he wants. After all, it's not his fault that the Vikings have one amazing running back and nothing else.
Mr. Romo
Why are you pointless and absurd? And Why do I love you so much...uuuhhh...did I say love? I mean...uh... (The Hoch)
Sorry Hoch, I'm not too big on man crushes. I don't even come close to having the muscle mass that Ed Hochuli has.
Are SSReporters article any good? (SSR)
Yes they're very good SSR. You have a special talent and nobody can steal that from you. Now go hug Hoch!
Am I the tallest heterosexual male over 30 to enjoy Gilmore Girls? (Manny Stiles)
How tall is Skip Bayless?
If you were held at gunpoint to orally pleasure a warthog, would it be inappropriate to somewhat enjoy it? (Manny again)
Only if that Warthog is Rosie O'Donnell
If you had a decision between listening to Bryant Gumbel, and watching a senior citizen sex tape, which would you choose? (SSR)
I don't know about that, I'm pretty twisted. I might say Bryant Gumbel doing the play-by-play of a senior citizen sex tape. As long as the dude isn't Frank Deford. (Naturally)
Time for more Manny Questions...
What is more painful?
Welding your tongue to a Pinto, or
Listening to Tim McCarver laugh at his own humor?
Dude come on.....It's a laughing Tim McCarver welding my tongue to a Pinto
Have you ever killed a homeless person with an icicle only to have it melt and leave the investigators with no murder weapon and no suspect?
Who told you that? Nobody was suppose to know.
If Massachusetts was on fire, and you could only save one would you save the Red Sox or Patriots?
Why does it have to be me who saves them?
If you had to slam your nuts in something, would you rather it be:
1) a car door or
2) under David Wells' cleats
A car door sounds less painful
Isn't a mailbag just a lame way to generate (steal) ideas to write an article?
Yes, it is a great way to generate ideas for an article. Keep in mind Manny I have no intention of ever stealing your ideas
If he had the choice to do it all over again, would A.C. Green have waited until he was 36 to lose his virginity? (Kelsdad)
This is the first time I've heard this. *Giggles*
If you had one bullet left in an AK-47, and you have Tim McCarver, Joe Buck, and Joe Theismann in the same room, who do you shoot? (SSR)
It's not worth it, being in the same room with those three idiots. I'd take myself out.
If your hands were made of hot dogs, would you eat them? (Pean)
As nice as it would sound having the hands of hot dogs, I much prefer Bratwurst and Polish Sausages (Polish Pride)
If you can't answer all of these, can we blame you? (SSR)
Have you ever heard of a thing called sequels? Besides, I'M ONLY ONE MAN!!!!!!!!
I got time for one more....
If I had the choice to do it over again, would I pay more attention in
1) Reading Comprehension
2) The life cycle of the dung beetle
It doesn't matter, I'd still pay too much attention to Erin Andrews and Pam Oliver
| This user keeps dreaming that he'll meet Erin Andrews someday. |
Well, that's all for now, if it works out, I will keep the editions coming. All you have to do is keep asking me.
Mister Romo
