Artie Lange Howard Stern = 0 Yankee World Series Rings
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by Coryd1866
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While I am a long-time listener of the [<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Stern_Show" target="_blank">Howard Stern Show</a>] on [<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirius_Satellite_Radio" target="_blank">Sirius Satellite Radio</a>], I have made an interesting discovery today. Since [<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artie_Lange" target="_blank">Artie Lange</a>] replaced [<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Martling" target="_blank">Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling</a>] in October of 2001, the Yankees have failed to capture their 27th World Series title.
From 1996-2000 BA (Before Artie), the Yankees appeared in and won four World Series Championships with a combined record of 16-3 against the Braves (1996), Padres (1998), Braves (1999), and Mets (2000). From 2001-2006 AA (After Artie), the Yankees have been in two World Series with a record of 5-8, losing to two expansion teams, the Diamondbacks (2001) and the Marlins (2003), in the process.
Call me crazy but if that fat, drunk, heroine attic is ruining my Yankees chances of a 27th title, I need to start a petition to get him thrown off the air. Sorry Artie, I love you, but I love my Yankees more!
