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Your secret is safe with me: Eli Manning

by YourSecretIsSafeWithMe
created January 28, 2008, last edited March 25, 2009
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Dear Eli Manning,

The first time I saw your Eli Manning is unstoppable commercial, I thought it was a skit for Saturday Night Live. I never knew you were so funny. I mean, it was a joke, right?

Don't take this the wrong way, but you doing a commercial that basically says "Eli Manning is unstoppable" is like a commercial that says " Peyton Manning is unmarketable", "The Cinncinatti Bengals are unarrestable" or " Glass Joe is unhittable". In other words, it's funny stuff.

The great thing for you and the Giants is, apparently, the Green Bay Packers (not to mention the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Dallas Cowboys) took the ad seriously.

Some people take a long time to get jokes. I bet it's hitting them now. They got knocked out of the playoffs-- no chance at the Super Bowl. Their season is over, and it's all a big joke. I bet they're giggling like crazy.

Anyway, as long as no one lets the New England Patriots in on the joke before the Super Bowl— the Giants will be champs!

Lucky for you I'm "unstoppable" at keeping secrets, and yours is safe with me.

Sincerely,

R. LeBaron


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JuTMSY4Legend
675 days ago
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but...his secret is no longer safe with you...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
675 days ago
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It would be great if that commercial were revised by having Tiki Barber state that Eli Manning was unstoppable.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
675 days ago
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What the hell is the point of this? Plus, isn't this lockerroom material.
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YourSecretIsSafeWithMeSoccer Kid
675 days ago
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It's called humor.
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FrugolfVarsity Captain
674 days ago
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When does the humor part start????
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YourSecretIsSafeWithMeSoccer Kid
674 days ago
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Okay, I set myself up for that. :0)
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
674 days ago
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Thank God! I thought Eli's secret was that he was gay
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