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Why the Bruins Sweeping The Habs Was Wicked Awesome

by Rawbeezeitz
created April 24, 2009, last edited April 28, 2009
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The Boston Bruins advanced in the playoffs for the first time in 10 years. I’ve only been a fan since 2000, so for me, it’s the first time I’ve “been there” to see them advance, and it’s a pretty cool feeling. I woke up Thursday morning feeling like it was a whole new world. Nine years is a long time for a young man, and for those 9 years, I’d just accepted that Bruins weren’t allowed in the 2nd Round. Now… Well, I think KG said it best…



Now we need a video Zdeno Chara screaming this in Slovak.


Všetko je možné!!!


Anyway, reality hit home this morning as I remembered there are 12 victories to go before any parade. And those victories would grow progressively more difficult. The Rangers are 1 win from being the Bruins’ next opponent, and their goalie looks pretty sharp.


And this sweep was hardly an upset. The Habs backed into the playoffs, topping 9th placed Florida with the head-to-head tie-breaker. They were a shell of the team that went 8-0 against the B’s in the 07-08 season. Kovalev was impotent on the power play, Price’s luster faded, and he was even replaced mid-season for a time. Markov didn’t play in the series, and Guy Carbonneau also didn’t make it to the party.


The Bruins did what they were supposed to do: dominate an inferior team. There really was nothing the Canadiens could do better than the Bruins. This was evidenced by Montreal’s countless and desperate attempts to antagonize the B’s. Some of these attempts were successful on an individual level:



Milan Lucic was suspended for that, which I thought was great since it taught him an important lesson. But as a whole, Montreal’s efforts to get under the Bruins’ collective skins failed. And sadly for the Habs, that was their only chance to win this series.


The Bruins did what they were expected to do, at least maybe for people who aren’t from Boston, or haven’t followed this team for longer than 5 months. In 2004, the B’s were the #1 seeds in the East, faced Montreal in the opening round, won the first two games, split two in Montreal, then lost 3 straight to lose the series. Up to Wednesday night, the Bruins have been expected to fail, no matter how good they are. Kind of like another team that merited similar expectations from supporters and detractors alike.


A #1 seed sweeping a clearly inferior #8 seed isn’t news, but the Bruins sweeping the Canadiens is. In the 32 series between the Original 6 rivals, the B’s have swept the Habs just twice - in 1992 and 1929. Tiny Thompson registered two 1-0 shutouts in the ‘29 series, and the Bruins advanced to play (and sweep) the Rangers for their first Stanley Cup. Foreshadowing?



Why is the Bruins’ sweeping the Canadiens so gratifying? Was it the 20,000 Hab fans in the Bell Centre booing their own players off the ice? Was it ex-Hab Michael Ryder nearly getting a hat-trick in Game 4, which would have meant a tramp stamp tattoo of the #73 on my lower back, complete with black and gold flowers? (drunken promise to a friend who celebrated Ryder’s signing last off-season, while I wrongfully lamented it) Was it the jerks who gave me crap for wearing a Bruins shirt to the Celtics parade last year, comparing the B’s to the Revs in terms of obscurity and irrelevance? Was it for the few but proud diehard fans who laugh when I tell them my Bruins sweater has no name or number on the back because Jeremy Jacobs lets all our good players go? Was it all the times Montreal ended our season with that Ole song (will that change to “My Heart Will Go On?”)?



All these reasons coalesce into a spectacular exuberance, but I particularly enjoyed the manner in which the Bruins swept this series. They weren’t relentlessly scoring like Detroit, or playing a team of zombies like the Canucks did. And whereas those sweeps featured last gasps of hockey from the dying team, the Canadiens went quietly into the night, totally defeated.


Although the Canadiens were weaker on paper, hockey is perhaps the sport played farthest from paper. The Bruins, lacking playoff experience, played solid hockey, I’d say 90% of the time. After the first 10 minutes of Game 1, there were no signs of nerves. Montreal lead for about 23 minutes of the 120 played, and during those stretches (if you didn’t know better), you’d swear that the Bruins were the ones up a goal, just from the way they played.


We saw the unexpected in this series. When Lucic was suspended, Byron Bitz took his place in the lineup for Game 3. Up in Montreal, Bitz played 13 smart, tough, and controlled minutes of 4th line hockey. With the game tied 1-1, he mucked it up in the corner, used his 6’ 5” frame to clear space for himself, found Shawn Thornton in the high slot with a perfect pass, and Thornton lit the lamp to make it a 2-1 game. Bitz was a healthy scratch for Game 4.


Patrice Bergeron had played 303 NHL games without a fighting major, until Game 2 when Josh Gorges pushed some buttons, and Bergeron pushed back. Gorges learned the hard way that Patrice fights southpaw.



I’ve seen Tim Thomas prevent a lot of goals this year. I even saw him get an assist during the regular season, but playoff assists are hard to come by for goalies. And this one in Game 2 was huge. Maybe not huge, but it was essentially game ending. With about 10 seconds left in the 2nd, down 4-1, and killing a penalty; the Canadiens dumped the puck in front of Thomas. But he found cleverly and quickly Marc Savard by the penalty box, Savard passed to Michael Ryder near by faceoff circle. Ryder snapped it past Price with 2.3 seconds on the clock. Perhaps not a game-changing goal, but certainly a game-ending goal.



Eight Bruins scored goals, including unlikely scorers Shawn Thornton and Shane Hnidy. By the way, Hnidy’s goal was in Game 2, he didn’t play Game 1 because Matt Hunwick was in the lineup. Hunwick needed emergency spleen removal, Hnidy gets the call in Game 2, and scores a goal. Eighteen Bruins had points. Only 3 players who touched the ice didn’t have a point, and one of them was Hunwick.


This is a new kind of Bruins team.



And now we wait for more…



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CheezerAll-Star
219 days ago
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As a person that lived near Davison, MI, I now have become a Tim Thomas fan and hope the Brui... Awww, who am I kidding. I wish Thomas and the Bruins the best, but I am tired of Boston winning titles.

Congratulations on moving past the first round though!
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
219 days ago
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Sick of people winning titles, says the guy with a Red Wings avatar?
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
219 days ago
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And I think Timmy has fans all over. He's from MI, played at Vermont, drafted by Quebec, had 2 or 3 stints in Finland. He's as old as Marty Broduer with a much different career path.


BTW, congrats to Brodeur for tying Roy's playoff shutout record at 23.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
219 days ago
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Maybe it's not as sickening because Red Wings fans handle their titles with class? (and have the Lions and auto industry to balance it out)
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CheezerAll-Star
219 days ago
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I was a Dead Wings fan for years. I remember when Ilitch gave cars away between periods just to get butts in the seats.

I'm just enjoying the ride.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
219 days ago
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I'm just giving you a hard time, Cheez. I usually root for the Wings once the Bruins get knocked out.


Manny, maybe we'll find out that Bruins fans are classy when winning titles. Up until now, there's not much evidence about how B's fans react to good things happening.
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CheezerAll-Star
219 days ago
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I know it Rawb. I (+)'ed you. I just like to throw out the "Dead Wings" comment whenever the opportunity presents itself.
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CheezerAll-Star
219 days ago
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In all seriousness, this is an outstanding article. Thanks Rawb.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
219 days ago
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Thanks, 'preciate it.
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JuTMSY4Legend
219 days ago
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This one's for you: "it's called kicking ass"

If the Bruins with the Cup, I reserve the right to call 50% of the crowd douchebags because we all know they're full of shit

when I watch more Bruins games than you, you're not a real fan
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
219 days ago
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Yeah, next week I'll have an article about how to spot a legit Bruins fan. But I don't know how many pink hats will switch from the Celtics to the Bruins, not while both are still alive. But let's say the Magic or Cavs sweep the Celtics, there will be a surge in Bruins apparel purchased in New England.


Fine by me. I bought low.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
219 days ago
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I'd say 50% is very conservative. Plus the other 50 is probably some % filled with shit as well - a means of say... 50% (nice round numbers). That means 75% of the per capita is full of shit and well the other 25% is at least 75% full by default based on geography. So that's around 94% of a stadium that's full of shit. That leaves the other 6% to be the other team and it's fans.

Face it. I know there's a bunch of grayed, bald and potbellied die hard Bruins fans, but the rest are Red Sox, Celtics and/or Patriots fans going for the bandwagon cycle.

I wish them all luck. They'll NEED it!!! I'm rooting for the Hockey gods to do this thing right (Go Wings!)
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
219 days ago
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Bandwagoning only happens in Boston.
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JuTMSY4Legend
219 days ago
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The Hockey Gods want the Red Wings to win?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
219 days ago
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I wouldn't say that, but it spreads across the country faster than with any other city. I've traveled a lot and it's very disproportionate across the United States. Granted, these things build upon themselves... Maybe it's just because Boston bandwagon fans are more annoying (it's not just the accent) and drenched in knowitallism than any other bandwagon fans? But hey, when you live in Baaaahstan, I guess there's no other legitimate purpose to life than sports!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
219 days ago
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The hockey gods live in hockeytown, JuT! =)
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
219 days ago
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I thought they were from Manitoba.
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DeutscherRed-Shirting
219 days ago
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Little more to the right Saskatchewan.
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Davis21wylieMVP
219 days ago
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Yep, can't stand those fans who are drenched in knowitallism...
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
219 days ago
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Saskatoon=Mount Olympus.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
219 days ago
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I know what I know and I know what I don't know... so yes, I DO know it all!
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DeutscherRed-Shirting
219 days ago
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Mount Olympus, now that's funny. The prairies are a hockey factory.
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Steel TownDraft Pick
219 days ago
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Is it considered bandwagoning if you all of the sudden start rooting for the best hockey team in the NHL?
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DeutscherRed-Shirting
219 days ago
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You knows its a great article when you learn something new and read the whole thing.Those Habs got exactly what they deserved and are so very screwed for next year. Just one question remains Where is the dancing bear?
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
219 days ago
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I don't know, but I tried finding the video of a Bruins commercial, featuring a man in a B's sweater, and his girlfriend in a Habs sweater, and the bear shaking his head in disapproval. The spot ends with the slogan "Don't Date Within the Division."
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JuTMSY4Legend
219 days ago
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two years ago Rawb, right? I think I remember that
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
219 days ago
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Yeah. It's a shame, cuz Montreal girls are fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, and you know their men can't be pleasing them.


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DeutscherRed-Shirting
219 days ago
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
219 days ago
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I don't think you can do YouTube in comments for some reason.
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DeutscherRed-Shirting
219 days ago
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damm it was the commercial and it was funny.
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JuTMSY4Legend
219 days ago
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you can, just gotta format it right...
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JuTMSY4Legend
219 days ago
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CheezerAll-Star
219 days ago
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I had already added it to the article. I hope Rawb doesn't mind.
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JuTMSY4Legend
219 days ago
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oh cool, by B...
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HeywoodJablomeWaterboy
219 days ago
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Fuck those Habs and Twatreal...

And it makes me a little sad that Bourque never won a title here, though I'm sure the TV in the Tresca kitchen will be tuned to Jacky Boy and Brick next week...

Go Broons!
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