Who’s America’s Sexiest Sportscaster…Playboy Wants to Know

Sports and hot women…Is there anything better than this? Of course with hot being the key word…Otherwise if she’s not hot at first, just keep making out with your favorite adult beverage until that’s the case! Well, I suppose if you’re one Hugh Hefner, life’s better. Or if one is lucky enough to have the opportunity of having some tasteful Playboy eye candy all to his own evoking in some strenuous bed workouts with regularity with Miss, (who cares what month and year…just nothing before 1968, at least for me anyway) then my guess is that you can seemingly give a shit about these tough economic times this country’s going through...And, well, who can blame you!

Nevertheless, for us Joe Six Pack’s out there…The reality is that we’ll end up with a constant from the Betty Buttaface Beauty Pageant. And we’re alright with that, (not thrilled, but alright) it’s just how life goes…With fully accepting that fact! Doesn’t mean we wouldn’t trade in our ball-n-chain at a moments notice for those who are fortunate enough to wear the little bunny ears on their heads while actually being able to not only wear a bunny outfit, but look damn good in the process, (again, that being the key).

So on this being Super Bowl week…When all the eyes are on the sports landscape, Playboy has asked a very difficult question! Even more difficult to answer what happened to Barrett Robins on the eve of Super Bowl XXXVII, (that’s 37 for all you non roman numeral comprehenders)…Or, where in the F*** did Thurman Thomas’s helmet go in Super Bowl XXVI, (again, that’s 26). Even more difficult than the questions that Eugene Robinson had going through his melon on the eve of Super Bowl XXXIII, (33) trying to get in a bed workout too. Oops, in that case…Just too bad it was an undercover officer. I wonder what hurts more…Losing the Super Bowl or getting busted for trying to pick up an undercover officer on the corner or Suck & Fukc?

Nevertheless, Playboy’s asking a tough question…Who’s America’s Sexiest Sportscaster? Now these types of polls are like assholes…Everybody has them. Although as sports fans, we vote in every one of them, and love it. Whether it’s sportscasters, females in sports, or just women in general. Why? Simply because we salivate like an Old English Sheepdog over sports and good looking women…Without either or, think how bad life would suck! We’re always intrigued by the results of them…

http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/features/sexiest-sportscaster-2009/

Okay, after seeing the list, I’m pretty sure we all know who’s going to reign supreme here, it would appear that four of the constants are the 0-16 Detroit Lions going up against the New England Patriots of a year ago B.S.B.X.L.I.I., (that’s Before Super Bowl XLII). Then again if the Arizona Cardinals can make a cameo appearance in the Super Bowl and an African-American, (half I might add) be living in the White House…Then, well, any damn thing is possible.

My Fav Five looks this way…

Erin Andrews

Molly Sullivan

Bonnie Bernstein

Charissa Thompson

Lauren Shehadi

I wonder which one(s) Charles Barkley would run a red light for? Have it be known, I’d run red lights for all five…I show no discrimination!

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– GO REBELS

Steel TownDraft Pick

287 days ago

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Andrews is way over rated. I would take Sullivan, Bernstein and Thompson over her any day. But, I am with you, would go for all five.

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LastRowAll-American

287 days ago

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Really, that interesting! I have to admitt when Andrews appears on the boob tube, my life completely stops! I know, I'm soooooo weak

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BarkingclamVarsity

287 days ago

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You overlooked the hottest one: Bill Walton! Look at those chompers, white as a new refrigerator! Seriously, though, doesn't it feel a little wrong to judge these people on their looks and not on their merits? Maybe that's a bit of what's wrong with sports coverage these days. All sizzle and no steak, as it were.

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LastRowAll-American

287 days ago

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Perhaps, but don't think for a second that they got hired strickly on their talent...Sex Sells! If it didn't, you think they would holdx the job the currently hold? That's a tough one....???

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LastRowAll-American

287 days ago

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And besides, why does this site hold the same types of contest regarding Women Athletes?

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BarkingclamVarsity

287 days ago

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But isn't that in itself a sad commentary on sports media? That they don't hold the job based on ability or talent, but because they look good in front of a camera.

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JuTMSY4Legend

287 days ago

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because we have to look at them on tv...I'd say looking good in front of a camera is fairly important...

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LastRowAll-American

287 days ago

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Perhaps, but they don't give a shit...Just as long as we watch

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MegECass110AAA-er

279 days ago

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Usually it's a combination of both beauty and talent. The hottest girl won't get on tv if she isn't any good (most of the time...Jenn Sterger, I'm talking to you). It goes both ways, too. The other day, my mom walked in and said, "Who is THAT! He has bedroom eyes!" It was Mark Schlereth. I proceeded to tell her he wasn't that good at this job, and she didn't care.

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Yakob878MVP

287 days ago

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what about the no nmaes on the nfl network, they seem to have a lot

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