What’s Jerry Jones Thinking…Does He Even Know?

You gotta love Jerry Jones! He wants to win so bad, he’ll do whatever it takes…And players just love playing for that kind of owner. An owner not afraid to go out and spend money like it grows on trees, (because for him it does) to put the best team he can out there on the field. Yes, we all know Jerry is power hungry…Jimmy Johnson can attest to that, but Jones won’t stop at anything to bring another Vince Lombardi Trophy back to Big D, to relive those glory days in the mid-90s, which ironically hasn’t seen a title since Johnson took off for the Florida Keys, (Barry Switzer just got lucky).

Everything was seemingly going so perfect for Jerry last season, that is until Jessica Simpson got in the way. Known for his shrewd business moves he took in a troubled Terrell Owens, which incidentally didn’t work out relatively bad last season. He acquired former Bears troubled Defensive Lineman Tank Johnson to try and help bolster a questionable defensive…The verdict is still out on that acquisition. Now, for the past couple months speculation has swirled around JJ acquiring troubled Titans cornerback Pacman Jones. Why just yesterday I questioned why Jones would want this headache? We know this is a lose-lose situation…It’s only good for the Titans to see if they can find a sucker to pawn him off to. And it seems Jerry is so obsessed with bringing another trophy back to Dallas that he’s lost all sense of reality!

Now true Roy Williams is best known for his horse collaring around the league as opposed to his play. Terence Newman is well, lets just say hasn’t panned out like he was expected to. So they may need secondary help, but is Jones with it…Um no! So that was my spit yesterday, before Chad Johnson went off yet again, with the latest from Chad’s cake hole… "I want to be traded before the draft, and if that doesn't happen, I want to be traded as soon as possible, Johnson said. "I don't intend on reporting to anything. I have a few questions on that…So is it before the draft or ASAP? Which one is it? Is this like when Carmelo Anthony said his DUI was nothing more than just bad timing on his part, nothing else? Good to see Chad’s reaching into the "Kobe Bryant"bag of ploys, "I want out now…Well maybe, at least that's my plan"! Nice! Did Drew advise you to throw down the gauntlet yet again?

Of course we know that the Bengals have turned a deaf ear to this…So they can hear all Ocho’s mumbling, but somebody can. And that somebody, wow, what do you know…Why it’s Jerry Jones. Surprised? I’d be more surprised if penguins didn’t where mittens! Reports coming out of the Lone-Star state have Jerry Jones and the Cowboys eyeing yet another trade, huh?

Asked if he would consider making a draft-day trade for a veteran receiver such as Cincinnati's Chad Johnson, Arizona's Anquan Boldin or Detroit's Roy Williams, Jerry Jones told reporters in Dallas, “Yes,” before punctuating his remark with a smile and a wink. Okay, we all know GM’s around the league love blowing smoke up everybody’s asses leading up to the draft. Although with this Double- J cat, where there’s smoke, there’s usually fire! Are you serious? You want Chad Johnson to Jerry? I mean he’d probably be your best receiver, but how well do you think that would sit with “Mr. Getcha Popcorn Ready”? Chad being the go to guy, when Romo’s looking for Chad more simply because he’s better…You think that’s going to sit well? If you do, then I must be doing bed exercises with a Playboy Playmate or a porn star! Conversely, if Romo decides to throw in Owens direction more so than Chad’s because that’s his BFF, or excuse me, “his quarterback”, how well is that going to sit with Chad?

Bottom Line…It’s mass suicide! I don’t know what’s the worst recipe for failure…Acquiring Pacman or acquiring Johnson? Now surprisingly I could see trying to bring in Roy Williams or Anquan Boldin, from the standpoint of it gives you another big time legitimate weapon to compliment T.O., plus those two guys are used to playing along side other big names and can give a rats ass of their production. Although I’d be surprised if Jones decides to go that route…If he can get Johnson, he’s going to get him! If he can get Pacman, he’ll get him! Just got one question…What the hell is Jerry thinking? Looks like he’s just grasping for straws hoping something works!

One more thing, perhaps he might want to think about bringing Quincy Carter back! It would be a nice touch!

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