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Week Two NFL Caravan

by Warden
created September 16, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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Colts 18, Vikings 15 New York region got this exciting game, which thankfully offset having to watch the one-sided Giants thrashing of pitiful Rams. Colts spotted Vikes a 15-0 lead before Peyton Manning got hot in 2nd half, connecting 9 times with emerging Anthony Gonzalez 9 times for 163 yards. Amazing Adrian Peterson rushed for 160 in giving Minny astounding 180-25 edge in rushing yards. Despite legitimate upgrades in talent all over the roster, and with the world's best RB, Vikes will still go only as far as their unpolished QB Tarvaris Jackson will take them. So far it's been a journey to Oh-and-Twoville. Jackson is only 25, but I don't see him getting much better any time soon. That's as kindly as I can put it. Not a fan, is another way.

Redskins 29, Saints 24 Washington rebounded from putrid 16-7 loss to Giants in opener to knock off New Orleans. Reggie Bush, the NFL's most overrated player, had a 55-yard punt return TD in which he classlessly waved at opponents for about the last 20 yards. The TD put the Saints up 24-15 at the end of the 3rd quarter, but those were the last points NO would score, just like when Bush taunted the Bears on a TD in a playoff game two seasons ago and they shut the Saints out after that. Bush had 63 yards receiving but was only 10-28 rushing. Jason Campbell had best game as pro, 24-36 for 321 yards, including a game-winning 67-yarder to Santana Moss. Saints a solid candidate for most overrated team going into the season.

49ers 33, Seahawks 30 Changing of the guard in NFC West? With Cards' hot start and 49ers looking much improved at QB, Seattle is looking very vulnerable in Mike Holmgren's last year at the helm. More importantly they're 0-2. Luckily the perfect tonic is at hand in the form of the sacrificial Rams coming to town next week, then a bye. But the schedule is relentless after that, with games upcoming at Giants, home to Green Bay, at Tampa Bay and San Fran, before a home encounter with the Eagles. More importantly, Matt Hasselbeck looks lost, with a 45% completion percentage and 3 picks on the year. On the other hand, Julius Jones, with 127 yards against the 49ers, looks ready for a breakout year.

Cardinals 31, Dolphins 10 I kept seeing the numbers rolling in across the screen. Kurt Warner: 9-9 for 221 and 2 TDs, 12-14, finishing 19-24 for 361 yards -- a perfect QB rating. Cards start 2-0 for the first time in 17 years. Ironically, just when all the pigskin prognosticators stopped picking Arizona as their surprise team, they may be taking a step forward from last year's 7-9 team. I'm gonna assume the Dolphins will improve upon 2007's 1-15 debacle, but it's not gonna be by a whole bunch more wins. I see all the makings of a 3-13 team.

Patriots 19, Jets 10 NE wins ugly, Jets lose ugly. There's gonna be a lot of ugly if Matt Cassel doesn't look any better in coming weeks. Cassel was tentative, shaky and unsteady in going 16-23 for 165 yards. Let's just say he played worse than his numbers: severely underthrowing a streaking Randy Moss, who was 10 yards behind the nearest DB, for a sure TD on one play. I thought there was a reason Belichick kept this guy around for 4 years, but there are practice squad QBs scattered throughout the league that can outplay this guy. You gotta take the bad with the good when Brett Favre is your QB, and on this day there weren't enough good plays to offset the bad pick that turned the game decisively in favor of Pats.

Broncos 39, Chargers 38 One brutal start to the 2008 season for San Diego. Opening week's last second loss to Carolina, this week's last minute jobbing by the refs in the form of a garbage call by Ed Hochuli. A blown call in Denver's favor in the first half after the replay mechanism malfunctioned was nothing compared to an apparent Jake Cutler fumble that wasn't. Postgame, a steaming Norv Turner said Hochuli admitted he blew the call, which Turner rightly called "unacceptable." Has the officiating improved at all since the black eye on the league that was the Seahawks-Steelers Super Bowl? I don't see how you make that case when one team clearly walked away with a win yesterday that was all but handed to them by the zebras. An old-fashioned AFL shootout, with over 900 yards total offense combined, ruined by a ref who didn't know the rules. At the least, I don't wanna see Ed Hochuli anywhere near a playoff assignment this year. Denver's Brandon Marshall caught 18 balls, 2 short of the record, against a Chargers secondary that embarrassed itself, with no one more guilty of covering no one than Antonio Cromartie, the NFL's new brand of "Toast." Usually when a QB goes 21-33 for 377 it's good enough for a W, but Chargers are wasting great play of Phil Rivers: his 594 yards and 6 TDs good enough for a stellar 122+ passer rating, but not enough to prevent 0-2 start.

Bills 20, Jaguars 16 Jacksonville is one of those teams everybody seems to overrate when it comes to preseason picks; everybody is anxious to put them on the next level, along with teams like the Saints and Vikings. Jags are a solid team with few weaknesses that looks to be there all year if David Garrard can repeat his efficient, almost flawless 2007 play (18 TDs, 3 INTs). Trouble is, very few QBs in the history of the game have gone an entire season and thrown only 3 picks. Law of averages may be catching up with Garrard, as he's already thrown 3 picks in the first 2 games, with only 1 TD. Jags find themselves 0-2 and staring up at Colts and Titans. They may have to get used to the view. Buffalo QB Trent Edwards, a comer in this league, had a very solid game, going 20-25 for 239, and his passer rating after 2 games stands at 107.7. With continued improvement from Edwards, it's the Bills, not the Jets, who will be challenging Pats for AFC East title till the very end. Bill among most disciplined, best-coached teams in football. Talent is now starting to catch up to the schemes, as the rest of the league will find out.

Titans 24, Bengals 7 No Vince Young, no problem, it's only the Cincinnati Bengals we're talking here. A methodical, read boring, win for Tennessee. Conservative game plan for Tennessee, only 118 yards for QB Kerry Collins more than enough to offset a quizzically subpar Carson Palmer, who through 2 games has yet to throw a TD. He's got 3 INTs and just 228 total passing yards. And the Bengals running game is almost nonexistent. They better find something in a hurry, because a road game against the Giants awaits, followed by games against the Browns and Cowboys. If Marvin Lewis lasts the year, it will be as coach of one of the league's least competitive teams. I wanted to say worst team, but then remembered the Chiefs, Rams and Dolphins are still technically NFL teams.

Raiders 23, Chiefs 8 Raiders will be in every game if they let Darren McFadden tote the rock 20-25 times a game. Yesterday, in overwhelming Kansas City, McFadden had 21 carries for 164 and Michael Bush added another 90, part of an even 300 yards rushing for Oakland. Of course they will win a lot more close games if they get more than the 55 yards passing they had yesterday from JaMarcus Russell. Chiefs seem absolutely rudderless as a franchise now, and it's gonna be painful to watch this team on a weekly basis.

Panthers 20, Bears 17 Had Panthers down for my sleeper team. It wasn't the Jake Delhomme who almost stole that Super Bowl from New England a few years back with a magical second half (12-21 for 121 yards, 1 INT), but magic is what Carolina seem to have as evidenced by their two miraculous wins to open the 2008 season. Panthers were staring a loss in the face, trailing Chicago 17-3 midway through the 3rd. But they scored 17 unanswered to close it out. Bears' TE Greg Olsen lost 2 fumbles in a defensive struggle, with both teams COMBINING for 462 yards (Panthers 216, Bears 256). Can't blame Rex for this gross one.

Giants 41, Rams 13 Thankfully we were spared from having to take in this stinkeroo, with NFL generously beaming Colts-Vikes to NYC at 1pm. Semi-close game early, then Rams seemed to remember how much they're supposed to suck, and got down to it in the second half. If this was the last game of the year, people would be trotting the 'Q' word out -- quitting. But it's early in the season and so we just gotta assume they're this bad. Last week told me all I need to know about how the Rams care about winning: RB Steven Jackson yucking it up on the field with the Eagles after a 38-3 crushing of his team. Think they'd like Kurt Warner back at QB right about now? I do, because for whatever reason Marc Bulger is playing like a shell of his former self behind a porous offensive line, but maybe he's just proving that he wasn't that good in the first place. Playing Eagles and Giants first two games may be skewing the Rams' enormous degree of suckitude in getting outscored so far 79-16. Time will tell, as it always does.

Packers 48, Lions 25 Despite lopsided final score, Lions didn't pack it in down 21-3. In fact Detroit stormed back to take 25-24 . No ground game whatsoever for Lions; a game, battered Jon Kitna found Calvin Johnson for 2 scores. But the outstanding play of Aaron Rodgers (42-60 on the year with 4 TDs, good enough for a 117+ QB rating) figures to lead to some enterprising Packers fan making a mint selling "Brett Who?" t-shirts outside Lambeau Field.

Buccaneers 24, Falcons 9 Need a few more weeks to get a read on both these teams. Figures to be up and down year for both teams with uneven QB play week to week. Atlanta rook Matt Ryan came crashing back down to earth with his 13-33 for 158, 2 INTs and 4 sacks. Brian Griese efficient enough with no turnovers on 18-31 passing.

Steelers 10, Browns 6 For second week in a row, Romeo Crennel dubiously went for a FG late instead of the TD. Last week Cleveland went for 3 while trailing 28-7. This week with 3:21 left, trailing Pitt 10-3, he goes for the FG, which means the team still needs a TD to win. Bad message, playing not to lose instead of to playing to win. Steelers, on the other hand, never beat themselves and are hands down the most physical team in the game.


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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
419 days ago
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The Cardinals were 8-8 last year.
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WardenVarsity
419 days ago
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Thanks for the correction.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
419 days ago
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It was a pretty damned huge moment in Arizona sports history... HUGE.
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KelsdadAll-Star
419 days ago
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The Cardinals are 2-0 for the first time since 1991. Half the users on this site weren't born in 1991.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
419 days ago
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You got a day off work when they finished 8-8 last season, right?
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LASportsblogAAA-er
419 days ago
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Thank goodness I'm a mid 80s baby - WHOA a LASB sighting?!?!?!
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
418 days ago
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As long as Cassel doesn't turn it over, he's better than any practice squad QB.
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Steel TownDraft Pick
418 days ago
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Am I the only one that thinks Belichick won't bring in a QB from outside the system so he doesn't have to expose the playbook to a one year player. Honestly, this is silly, Daute Culpepper is out there and rumor has it that Garcia is available. Why not bring in a decent QB. If they had an adequate-at-best QB they would still be the hands-down favorite for the superbowl.
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KelsdadAll-Star
418 days ago
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I'm thinking maybe Drew Bledsoe?
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AmphibiousSportsDuoVarsity
417 days ago
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Where's the over-analyzing one game played department? Is it this way? The most important thing about Cassel is he doesn't play D. I for one, am shocked, that he didn't play well in his first game, after all, first-time starting QBs normally come right in and start setting records. Did he miss Randy? yes, but his performance was nowhere near "there are practice squad QBs scattered throughout the league that can outplay this guy."
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Steel TownDraft Pick
417 days ago
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Well, the guy has been in the system for 3 years now. And he is fresh out of preseason where he stunk. I don't think he is practice squad material, but he certainly hasn't shown ANY signs of being a decent starter for the year.
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WardenVarsity
418 days ago
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That's some praise: "better than any practice squad QB." My point is that Cassel may not have any upside.
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CheezerAll-Star
418 days ago
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"...a game, battered Jon Kitna found Calvin Johnson for 2 scores." Kitna also found Green Bay defensive backs for 3 ints/2TD whilst trailing by two with 5 minutes to go. When they needed him most, he wasn't there.

That is a team in disarray.
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WardenVarsity
418 days ago
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Cheezer, you're absolutely right: bad job on my part to downplay the INTs. Kitna got them back in the game but then gave it right back and then some.
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AmphibiousSportsDuoVarsity
417 days ago
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People are still overrating Reggie Bush?


"ruined by a ref who didn't know the rules..." Inaccuracy is fun!

"Can't blame Rex for this gross one." AKA I didn't watch this defensive struggle, but I thought I was really clever for this line.
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WardenVarsity
417 days ago
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Sorry, Amph, from now on I'll watch every play of every game next time before daring to write a piece for this site, and then I'll run all my stuff by you before letting them loose on the greater public. We'll see who's right about Cassel...
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AmphibiousSportsDuoVarsity
417 days ago
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Woe is you! Write about games you actually watch, maybe? I know the comprehensive recaps are fun, but if you don't watch the games, it makes it difficult. Nothing personal, but to anyone that watched the Carolina game it's obvious you didn't, yet you chose to pass judgment. Respect the reader enough not to try to BS to their face about a game you have no clue about. You enjoy being cleverly callous about players' performances, but the tough guy act falls by the wayside as soon as someone critiques your writing.

As for Cassel you may be spot on, but based on the fact that you wrote about several things you didn't actually watch, I'm willing to invest a little bit more in The Hoodie's talent scouting ability. Besides I didn't say there's going to be a QB controversy next training camp, just that you overreacted to one start, against a team whose coach had much more knowledge of him than any other coach would have.
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WardenVarsity
417 days ago
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I watched highlights and read the game recaps and box scores of EVERY game BEFORE I wrote a line about anything. All you do is nitpick others' stuff with your own superior, snippy tone.

So Eric Mangini had some insight into Cassel from watching him run the scout team in practice 3 years ago! You're kidding, right. That's why the QB had that deer in the headlights look all day. Got it.

Tell me where I went so wrong in the Carolina game? I had no clue? I'd like to hear it from an expert such as yourself.

Yeah, I really was trying to say I knew more about football than Bill Belichick. You got me there.

I respect every player in the league for the sport they play. I never ridicule their effort, just try to have some fun with the game if that's okay with you, oh Grand Arbiter of All Things Tasteful. I never would do something like make fun of an injury or call someone a Homo like half the people on this site. But it's me you choose to take to task. Way to pick your spots, Amph. Feel good now?
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
416 days ago
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Oh, you wanna play with fire scarecrow? Fine.

Why do you insist on making this me v. you? I just stated that you should actually know something about the game before you decided to spout off about it. I'm not the only one who pointed out that you neglected big parts of games, like one team returning two INTS for touchdowns in the 4th quarter. My beef isn't with you, it's with your decision to write about games that you chose to judge solely on the score.
I'm calling BS if you say that you read up on the Bears/Panthers game. You want to call me snippy for refusing to accept your slack work, then so be it, but you even admitted you didn't watch the games. I was more than content to accept that you didn't watch the games, but you chose to attack me, for correctly assessing the fact that you didn't watch some games. No matter how you attack me, or cry to the masses that I'm being mean, it doesn't change the fact that you're wrong. You decided to have an opinion about things you didn't watch (or read up on), and the word for that is ignorant.
Oh, was that too harsh aka too honest? Well, look at the way you went on the attack against my assessment of Cassel. It's fine if the shoe is one the other foot, I suppose.
As for the Carolina/Chicago game, it was a game between two of the best defenses in the league, and yet you mention Delhomme and Olson, when the impact of the defenses was greater than both. And then the stupid Grossman line at the end sealed it. Again, I think it's BS to comment about things you didn't watch as though you did. You offered a recap to the readers that was in no way indicative of the game. Just be honest, you didn't watch the game, and you assessment of the game was based on little more than the score and the bottom line on ESPN. If you feel comfortable "reporting" on things you know nothing about, I'll accept that and skip you articles. I just thought that someone that who is so avid and knowledgeable about the NFL wouldn't be comfortable lying to the reader, but clearly you are.
Remind me, what is your other article about? Oh yes, slamming someone that actually watched a game for their opinions, yet you claim martyr status when I apply the same logic to your article when you didn't even watch/read up on over 50% of the games. Irony would be the term you're looking for.
Should we go game by game? Sure, why not.

Was/NO: You didn't watch, the NO defense was horrible, but as you say, Campbell had his best game as a pro, can you see how that's misleading?

Sea/SF: You say Hasselbeck looks lost, but all of his receivers are gone, a fact which you fail to mention. Part of Point A to Point B is point B actually being there. Again, you didn't watch.

Az/Mia: No actual recap given, clever trick for those times when you don't see any of the game. I would think that 3 TDs for a guy that doesn't want to be there would be noteworthy or a rookie QB coming in for a QB Miami traded for might deserve a mention, but again the bottom line doesn't tell you that.
Den/SD: "I respect every player in the league for the sport they play. I never ridicule their effort" but wait..."Chargers secondary that embarrassed itself, with no one more guilty of covering no one than Antonio Cromartie, the NFL's new brand of "Toast." That moral high ground you're trying to claim is awfully slippery. Your line about Hochuli is inane and he owned his mistake, while still your Anthony Gonzalez mistake lingers. At the least, no playoff columns from you.

Jax/Buff: Jacksonville was so overrated by so many people! Remind me how many Offensive linemen have they lost, and gosh, it seems like 2 of their top 3 receivers were out too! Again, you didn't watch the game, and it shows.

Ten/Cinn: No mention of a blocked punt for a TD, or a rookie running for over 100 yards, or the fact that neither TJ nor 85 led the Bengals in rec. yards? You didn't watch the game.

Oak/KC: McFadden racked up 90 yards on one drive and with the exception of the third quarter was largely ineffective. Again...

Chi/Car: No mention of Forte, Harris, Beason, Stewart = didn't watch or read.

St.L/NYG: "Marc Bulger is playing like a shell of his former self behind a porous offensive line, but maybe he's just proving that he wasn't that good in the first place." A suspect O line, rib and back injuries and concussions all spell the QB not being good. Yes, the mobile Kurt Warner would be the difference. You actually got to watch this game, and your primary deduction is the QB isn't good?

GB/Det: It's all ready been covered above.

TB/Atl: No assessment, just a bottom line read. QB change not worth mentioning. Turner going from setting the franchise record for rushing yards to less than 50 yard, again not worth mentioning. You didn't watch or read on this game, either.

Cle/Pitt: You watched this and you comments are right on, oh... wait... "Steelers, on the other hand, never beat themselves and are hands down the most physical team in the game." I agree with the first part, but isn't the second dependent on actually seeing the other teams in the league? Man, I was all ready to concur.
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AmphibiousSportsDuoVarsity
416 days ago
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Guess who
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
416 days ago
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Please don't read my stuff anymore. I've noticed that your own stuff doesn't draw flies.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
416 days ago
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Yeah, ever notice that shit draws a lot of flies?
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WardenVarsity
416 days ago
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"As for the Carolina/Chicago game, it was a game between two of the best defenses in the league, and yet you mention Delhomme and Olson, when the impact of the defenses was greater than both." This proves what a jerk you're being. I called it a "DEFENSIVE STRUGGLE" in my short paragraph about the game. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS YOUR PROBLEM? And you accuse me of missing the point because I point out the TE for the Bears fumbled twice?!! You accuse me of jumping to conclusions too soon in the season. What did I say about the great Tarvaris Jackson in my oh so prescient piece? Yup, he can't play in this level!! Guess Brad Childress agrees with me> Why don't you 2 Amphibidweebs write him a nasty email? Benched for Gus Frerotte!! Oh the humanity! Maybe you can give Brad Aaron Brooks' cell number!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
416 days ago
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"Yup, he can't play in this level!!

Funny, that's what I was thinking about you, Bore-den the Great.

It's like you are your biggest, most irrational fan (well, besides me) and no one else is allowed to say anything in response to your golden-gilded words... if anyone dare to question your awesomeness it's because they are jealous, right?

I don't think you're cut out for this writing for the public angle. You worry about other people too much for your fragile ego.

Are you a Leo? Do you masturbate to your articles or something?

See... it's ok to have a humungous ego if you are really that good and have a proven track record... but to be that good, you really can't spend any energy worrying about what other people think of you... but to love yourself because you can form a whole paragraph or two and then bash anyone who doesn't bow to you - that's sad.

Go kick a dog or punch a baby if you need so badly to make yourself feel better. Attacking people over the internet for having a differing opinion won't bring that same satisfaction...

Let other people tell you how great you are, YAWN.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
415 days ago
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"What did I say about the great Tarvaris Jackson in my oh so prescient piece?" You achieved decent analysis on the game you actually watched. Wasn't that his point in the first place?
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