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Vince Young’s Voicemail is Completely Full, but His Head’s Empty

by LastRow
created September 10, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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Damn, I just hate leaving my crib, hopping into my Denali and forgetting one thing…My LG Vu. Have to tell you, I made that mistake once, holy shit…Never again! They say you don’t leave home without you American Express card…No, no, they have that all wrong! Never leave home without your LG Vu, because once that happens next thing you know your voicemail keeps picking up and that’s when peeps start sending an amber alert out on your ass…Just for not picking up your cell phone. Wow, what is this world coming to? More importantly what in the hell is going on in Nashville, Tennessee? I suppose just another day in the life of the Tennessee Titans.

Funny this is, they thought they got rid of all their head cases this offseason by sending Pacman and his entourage Blinky, Inky, and Pinky off to Big D…Another very high draft choice I might add. Now it’s no telling how long they’ll need to play damage control with their "franchise quarterback". Considering this latest chapter to Vince Young having his head so far stuck up his ass saga just began to be written postgame Sunday, my guess, well the entire season. Jim Wyatt of the Nashville Tennessean reports, a psychologist met with Young at his home on Monday afternoon…My opinion on this, was that really necessary? You need a psychologist to find out where his melon is? All that’s needed is a deep cavity search and it can be far, it’s up there somewhere…Only question is how far.

So lets get this straight, not only do the Titans have a major head case who’s labeled as their "franchise quarterback," (and I use that term loosely) and have to be in damage control mode when it comes to that. In addition, they have a media storm nightmare relating to the fact that the initial reports surfaced that Young went missing and the Titans were concerned, everything was eventually brushed off as a misunderstanding and everything was back to normal. Shit, that’s the best song and dance you’ve got? Warren Sapp has more dancing abilities than that.

Things are back to normal huh…That’s very interesting, considering it seems your YOUNG, (how appropriate his last name is such) quarterback’s future with the team is very uncertain, not only that his future as an NFL quarterback may be as well. If there’s one position in all of sports that you need to be playing with a full deck in your numbskull, well it’s the starting quarterback position for an NFL team…Clearly the Titans don’t feel that Vince is it given he had to have an psycho evaluation! And New England thought they had serious issues!

It’ll be interesting to see where the Titans go from here…We know that The Titans believe Young's injury is one that will keep him out anywhere from 2-4 weeks, handing the reigns over to Kerry Collins. And who would’ve ever thought that K.C. would be an upgrade…YOWZA! The interesting part will be when Young’s returns from his knee injury…There’s a possibility might not get his job back. Then what? Even if he’s healthy enough to return as the starting signal caller, does that mean Collins is out…All depends on his play in Young’s absence, that’s the easy call. The difficult call, which nobody knows including Mr. Crybaby-Headcase himself, is whether Young is interested in returning…Something he mentioned to those who were with him on Monday? That’s the 58-million dollar question that has no answer!

"What would you think, if you were tired of being ridiculed and persecuted and talked about and not being treated very well, what would you do? What kind of decision would you make? Felecia Young asked. "He may not want to deal with it (all), but you have to get to that point before you make that decision first."

I know one thing, that professional athletes need to be head strong…Something your boy isn’t if some simple booing that fans do all the time can put him in this kind of mental state! And if he does choose to walk away and buy a house in Mark McGwire’s subdivsion, that’s just another sign that he’s mentally weak…Showing us that people have gotten the best of him and made him give up his football career! Considering he’s uttered the following…

"I was never going to quit football, Young said. "Football, that is my pride and joy, it is my dream. I am playing my dream. And I don't plan on giving that up any time soon.

Just another example of VY not having the ability to be a man and stand on his own two feet as he’s having his momma speak to the media because he’s too busy trying to find his freaking head! What is this, the life-like version of Waterboy? Momma said…Momma said…Momma said

Well listening to what Momma said, looksy like the Titans have thought about it as they’ve blown up Chris Simms iphone. Quite simply because there’s no one home when it comes to Vince Young…That’s precisely why all phone calls were left unanswered!

BYU, Utah, or East Carolina? Who’s this season BCS Buster? Vote now at LastRowSports.com! It’s more enjoyable than watching Notre Dame Football!!


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