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Top Ten Reasons Why MegECass110 is Excited for Baseball Season

by MegECass110
created March 18, 2008, last edited November 06, 2009
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Before I start, after a week without a computer, television or cell phone, I want to give you all a Life Lesson. It's one word: travel. And by travel, I mean get outside the US. I love the US, but there are so many amazingly unique and spectacular places in the world that you should see. I just spent a week in Barcelona, Venice, and Florence with my two roommates, and it was far and away the best week of my life. If you're planning a trip or want to go to any of these places, message me and I'll send along some travel tips. One sports-related Spring Break tidbit: when flying from Barcelona to Venice (connecting in Rome), AliItalia lost our bags. We didn't get them until the next evening after we had dinner. As a result, I was among some of the most fashionable people in the world, in jeans, flip-flops and a Papelbon t-shirt for 50+ hours.

So... baseball. I have never been more excited for baseball season in my entire life for a number of reasons. Mostly because I'm out of the country and my team just won the World Series and could very well do it again. But there are others...

10. SHUT UP ALREADY, I'M OVER THIS

I'm psyched Randy Moss is coming back. I'm psyched for the draft and the possibility of getting either a top-flight linebacker or corner. I'm psyched that Arlen Specter is getting the "Talk to the Hand" from Goodell Castro. I'm psyched for 2008. As awful as it was, there are worse things in life than losing a Super Bowl. Nonetheless, baseball will take away the final smidgens of sadness.

9. THE NATIONAL LEAGUE BEING AWESOMELY MEDIOCRE

Other than the Mets, how can you possibly say there is going to be a legitimately very good team in the NL? By my count, of the top 6 teams in baseball, FIVE are in the American League (in no particular order: Red Sox, Angels, Indians, Tigers, Yankees). I nearly forgot that the Colorado Rockies played in the World Series last year. There may be four completely different playoff teams in 2008 (Mets, Padres, Dodgers, Brewers maybe?). It's so wide open. Unpredictability rules.

8. THE RAYS: BREAKING THROUGH?

I always get overly excited about a really young team with "can't miss" prospects that may or may not be ready for the majors. But Evan Longoria and David Price just may be ready to help the Rays take a step towards challenging the Sox and Yanks in the AL East.

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Don't forget about Scott Kazmir, James Shields, Akinori Iwamura, and my favorite DH not named David Ortiz for no particular reason, Jonny Gomes. I'll hopefully get to Tampa this summer and see them in action.

7. NO BARRY? REALLY? YEAH, TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

At least he probably won't be playing baseball, which is good. But that whole perjury deal will probably lead to much more Pedro Gomez than I ever wanted. I'm sure he's an excellent journalist, but something about him just makes me want to punch him in the face. Kinda like I wanna punch Peyton Manning in the face sometimes: no really good reason.

6. YANKEE PITCHING: UNINTENTIONAL COMEDY OR BETTER THAN WE ALL THOUGHT?

It's looking like Ian Kennedy, Phil Hughes, Mike Mussina, Andy Pettitte, and Chien-Ming Wang to start the season. Otherwise known as the Law Firm of Young, Young, Old, HGH and Wang. Then there's the Joba Chamberlain issue (they need to make a decree that bug spray be prohibited in Fenway Park in the middle of the summer), and Mariano Rivera maybe losing his Mojo (that's a big maybe). If they have as many injuries as last year, who knows who'll come out of the fold? I think it's safe to say Roger Clemens isn't walking through that bullpen. And just think... the Twins were dumb enough to trade Johan to a cross-town rival for half as much as the Bombers offered. God bless Twins management.

5. THE TIGERS GIVING TIM KURKJIAN AN ORGASM

Mr. Kurkjian, you have a MASSIVE erection...
Mr. Kurkjian, you have a MASSIVE erection...

I will never forget when the Rangers beat the Orioles 30-3, and Kurkjian went on BBTN and basically peed himself. He loses it when he announces that (with amazement that comes only from sexual pleasure) Wes Littleton got a save with a 27-run lead. This year's Tiger offense has the potential to be historically good and give baseball's coolest stat dork plenty of stimulation, and opposing pitchers absolute nightmares.

4. THE SAUSAGE RACES AT MILLER PARK

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Not even kidding. I adore these. Apparently there's also Presidential Races at the Nationals' park. Seriously, that Sportscenter ad, with the sausages chasing Stan Verrett and the rest of the staff down the hallway in Bristol, kills me every time. If this isn't a commentary on how much the NL is infinitely less interesting than the AL, then I don't know what is.

3. THE RED SOX STILL BEING AWESOME

They brought back the one guy they really needed to (Mike Lowell) and hung on to a bunch of guys that are as good as any prospects out there, even when they justifiably could have let them go (Jacoby Ellsbury, Clay Buchholz, Justin Masterson, Jed Lowrie, and Michael Bowden). And they still have Josh Beckett, who will win the Cy Young this year (if not, 20+ games). And Manny, Papi, Paps, Youk, and Pedroia. They are the perfect mix of young guys and vets.

2. THE DISTINCT POSSIBILITY OF RED SOX-METS WORLD SERIES

My head might explode if this happens. Pedro returning to Boston in the postseason. Johan Santana pitching to a guy he was nearly traded for. Billy Wagner vs. Jonathan Papelbon. Young guys galore... David Wright, Jose Reyes, Jacoby Ellsbury, Clay Buchholz, Paps, John Maine, etc. And then there's the angle of Jacoby Ellsbury and David Wright playing in the same game... that's sexier than Tom and Gisele making out in a wine cellar. Boston-New York is taken to a whole other level, I'm sure much to the anger and hatred of many of you, but a delight to many of us also.

1. JACOBY ELLSBURY GETTING AWESOMER AND AWESOMER

Move over, Grady Sizemore...There's a new star in centerfield
Move over, Grady Sizemore...There's a new star in centerfield

In 2005, the Boston Red Sox drafted some guy named Jacoby out of Oregon State. He was still "some guy" until 2007, when he performed well in the regular season and gave Red Sox Nation a collective Papelboner in the World Series. We all knew how good this kid was going to be, so good a majority of Sox fans didn't want to trade him for Santana. And then spring training rolls along. And he says all the right things. And he's in Men's Vogue. And there are people calling him the next Ted Williams and Fred Lynn. And... scene. The poor kid has so much pressure on him, but it doesn't seem to phase him. He is the future of the franchise. He has the makings of a superstar, the superstar that Nomah never wanted to be. Of course, I was terribly afraid I would come back from vacation and he would have torn his ACL or something. Luckily, that didn't happen, and Coco Crisp is still around and will hopefully take some pressure off. Until he gets the keys full time, I will wait and cherish every moment he's flying around the bases or smacking doubles off the Monster. He has taken the title of 2008 Red Sox Love of my Life (in 2007, it was Josh Beckett, in case you were wondering) before the season even starts. Wahwahweewah. I could go on and on and on about Ellsbury, but I'm determined not to get my hopes up. One postseason does not a career make. And there are plenty of other sexy outfielders, mind-boggling rookies and nasty curveballs I have to look forward to...


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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
601 days ago
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Nice job Meg. Don't underestimate those Blue Jays...
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RomiezzoLegend
601 days ago
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Hey, they underestimate them once, it won't happen again... at least not for a very long time.
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SSreportersLegend
601 days ago
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As soon as I saw the headlines for #1 I was expecting a Taco Bell reference.
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MegECass110AAA-er
601 days ago
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tacoby_1026.gif
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SSreportersLegend
601 days ago
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There we go. Fun Fact: Nearly devoured by hungry Red Sox players David Ortiz and Bartolo Colon last night.
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TrizzAll-American
601 days ago
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and still i wonder...what would've happened if Kazuo Matsui had stole a base before Ellsbury
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RomiezzoLegend
601 days ago
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Nicely done, Meg! Welcome back! I'm sure this is going to be a really fun season... for all of us.
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RomiezzoLegend
601 days ago
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And BTW, I would've told you to not take Alitallia to Italy. Alitallia isn't that great of an airline. Last time I was on one of their planes, I got food poisoning, and they lost my luggage, so... I wouldn't have advised you to go there. I'm glad you had a great time though. Hopefully, I'll have just as much fun when I go to Spain this summer (God willing).
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MegECass110AAA-er
601 days ago
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Yeah...AliItalia kinda stunk. We flew from Barcelona to Rome, and then Rome to Venice. Apparently Rome's airport is awful with luggage, and our flight was delayed 45 minutes, so we were literally sprinting through the airport to get our connection. Boooo AliItalia
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RomiezzoLegend
601 days ago
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Yeah, I know. My mom would say the same thing too.

Alitallia sucks.. British Airways sucks... Lufthansa? Ehh...

The good ones I've been on are Thai, Sri Lankan, and of course, United.
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MegECass110AAA-er
601 days ago
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Virgin was excellent the one time I flew on it, over here to London from New York. You could choose from a bazillion movies to watch on your own little screen in the seat in front of you. It was pretty pimped out...first class had a full bar!
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RomiezzoLegend
601 days ago
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LUCKY! Too bad I can't afford first class... yet.
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The PipDiv-I Stud
601 days ago
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11. Neither a Syracue or BC choke job will cause any loss of sleep.
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MegECass110AAA-er
601 days ago
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The NIT...where real champions play basketball.
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SSreportersLegend
601 days ago
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The official slogan of Syracuse since 2007.
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SSreportersLegend
601 days ago
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Funny, you added the caption under Tim Kurkijian, and then you scroll down.....
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MegECass110AAA-er
601 days ago
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Holy shit, that was totally unintentional. That's awesome.
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SSreportersLegend
601 days ago
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Kurkijian has a voice that makes him sound as if he's turned on so when he raises it it's just priceless.
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Steel TownDraft Pick
601 days ago
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Don't forget the ever relevant Pierogi races at PNC park.
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SSreportersLegend
601 days ago
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I thought it was just fans heading for the exits 3 innings in.
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Steel TownDraft Pick
601 days ago
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In order for fans to leave that early they would have to show up in the first place. Since I'm ending my boycott this year due to unprecedented spending by the Pirates, I'm sure the rest of the city will follow my example.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
601 days ago
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I'm defintely interested to see Elsbury play more. His speed and defense are both valuable and undeniable, but the next Teddy Ballgame after a measely 116 ABs and a pretty ugly swing? That's terrible.
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MegECass110AAA-er
601 days ago
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I know...and it was Johnny Pesky himself who called him the next Teddy Ballgame! Must be the old age getting to him :(
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NoodledueceVarsity Captain
601 days ago
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good article. My top reason...praying we will have a tie all star game...
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KelsdadAll-Star
600 days ago
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I'm guessing that by the All-Star break at the latest Red Sox fans will have realized why Coco hasn't been traded yet.
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MegECass110AAA-er
600 days ago
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I do think they should hang onto him (whether Coco likes it or not). He's fantastic defensively, and he can still hit. It's not like he's old. He's a good insurance policy.
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RomiezzoLegend
600 days ago
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I still can't imagine the Red Sox without Coco Crisp. I know he hasn't done much for the Red Sox offensively, but defensively? WOW!

Who knows? JD Drew might be injured... again. That way, Jacoby could move to right field and Coco could play center again. I know that's not likely, but hey... it could happen.

We love you Coco!
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KelsdadAll-Star
600 days ago
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You missed the point, Meg. By the All-Star break Coco will be starting.
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Falcon02520Legend
600 days ago
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starting... for another team
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MegECass110AAA-er
600 days ago
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It'll be interesting...Francona let Pedroia take his licks last year when he was struggling so badly early on (then again, they didn't have a legit backup infielder, no offense to Alex Cora). I think he'll alternate both early on, or they may both play (assuming Manny and Nancy Drew get a little knicked up); Ellsbury can play the corners if need be.
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KelsdadAll-Star
600 days ago
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Ellsbury can't play right, his arm is brutal.
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MegECass110AAA-er
600 days ago
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Hey, it's no worse than Johnny Damon's.
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KelsdadAll-Star
600 days ago
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Oh, yes it is.
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MegECass110AAA-er
600 days ago
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He CAN play in left, he started for Manny in a game I went to last summer.
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MegECass110AAA-er
600 days ago
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OK fine, their arms are equally eh.
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KelsdadAll-Star
600 days ago
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No doubt, LF might be his best position. He misreads alot of balls in center that he ends up catching because of his speed, but that deficiency will catch up to him sooner or later.
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MegECass110AAA-er
600 days ago
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Yes yes, he still has a long way to go before being very good and totally ready (Theo and Jacoby admit this). But just the possibilities...his ceiling is ginormous.
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KelsdadAll-Star
600 days ago
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The player he most projects to is Juan Pierre. I don't think "Ginormous" is a good description of Pierre.
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KelsdadAll-Star
600 days ago
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Ellsbury might...Pawtucket.
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MegECass110AAA-er
600 days ago
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Like I said...I'm not getting my hopes up too much. I'm not assuming anything. I'm just ready to enjoy the season. Or, I can speed up the process and contact the Mariners to re-enact this. Bwahahahahahaha!
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Cornfed78Draft Pick
600 days ago
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Jacob Ellsbury has Gabe Kapler written all over him.
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JuTMSY4Legend
600 days ago
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The NL is awesomely mediocre?

I think that's unfair...especially since some of us spend out fandom under management that doesn't give a damn combined with some teams (Lets call them the R. Sox...no...Red S's) spend everyone else into oblivion...

but as the yankees are slowly proving, that can only last so long...
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Falcon02520Legend
600 days ago
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What about Cleveland? They don't spend like crazy and are a great team. Then the Chicago Cubs spend like crazy and aren't really that good. Awesomely mediocre is a awesome way to describe the National League...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
600 days ago
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Well.... to be fair the Cubs and Brewers are considered by some {cough, cough us midwesterners} to be NL contenders.
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Cornfed78Draft Pick
600 days ago
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As a former midwesterner (December 1978 - June 2006) I am offended by the above Tyrone comment, the Cubs will contend for nothing until I no longer walk the Earth and then for atleast 10 years after they still will not contend. But I'll give you the Brewers part, they'll be contenders at least the next 5 years.
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Cornfed78Draft Pick
600 days ago
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So look out for those Cubs in 2103.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
600 days ago
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Well, if you used to live in St. Louis, I can offend you a hell of a lot more!  ;)
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Cornfed78Draft Pick
600 days ago
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Yeah Tyrone I'm sure you can find tons of ways to offend me with that 100 years of Cubs losing. ;)
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SSreportersLegend
600 days ago
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Mr. Bartman? Or should I say CORNFED78?!!!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
600 days ago
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This is the year.... This is the year... This is the year... {8 weeks later} Wait til next year.... Wait til next year.... Wait til next year.... {sigh}
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Yakob878MVP
600 days ago
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don't forget about catching prospect George Kottaras
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RollingWaveSoccer Kid
600 days ago
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I think Ellsbury is a nice prospect but probably wayyyy overhyped.

the ole Damon with less power comp holds. Damon for his career is a slightly above average hitter with lots of SB... (though he's # got pulled down quiet a bit for his first couple of years with KC)

Grady Sizemore?!?!?! I'm not even positively sure he can outhit Melky Cabrera.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
600 days ago
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I think the guys here missed you Meg. A LOT.
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