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To my new friend Yakob878.

by PhillysportsMark
created March 05, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009


This is for Yakob878. He requested to be my friend. I accepted Yakob878 as my friend. Hey Yakob878, have you recovered? It's hard to win when you can't cheat isn't it? Ohhhhhh but you do have the Red Sox don't you?

You know what I say? 'F' THE RED SOX AND 'F' THE CELTICS TOO!!! Oh I pray, I pray everyday to whatever basketball God is listening. I want the Sixers to play the Celtics in the first round, I really really do. I want to be the one who PUTS ANOTHER STAKE IN YOUR HEART!! I want to be the one who MAKES YOU HURT AND MAKES YOU SUFFER!! To much success you've had over the years as Boston fans. You have become arrogant and self-important. IT IS TIME TO RETURN YOU TO THE ANNALS OF FAILURE WHERE YOU BELONG!

I don't know why you wanted to be my friend, and this is a message for all the fans on this board...if you are not a Philadelphia fan I DON'T LIKE YOU!! Because I know, I KNOW, at some point you have put me down and kicked sand in my face. You don't respect me AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT!!

So whether you like it or not I will be simultaneously posting on this blog and my blog.

ALL HAIL PHILADELPHIA AND THEIR LONG SUFFERING FANDOM!! To the rest of you, go fall in hole somewhere.

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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
659 days ago
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Can you say... restraining order?
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J-DawgVarsity Captain
658 days ago
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amen to that
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The BeastAAA-er
659 days ago
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I don't know if this was intended to be funny but it was anyway.
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SSreportersLegend
659 days ago
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If this is serious.....
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Tmil42AAA-er
659 days ago
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Seems more like a lockerroom (or therapy session) topic to me.
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SSreportersLegend
659 days ago
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I'm a Seattle fan Phillysportsmark. Does this piss you off? Lofa Tatupu
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Tmil42AAA-er
659 days ago
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BOOOOOOOO.

You took Julian Peterson away from the Niners. I hate you so much.

And Phillyguy...you took T.O. from the Niners. I like you very much.
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SSreportersLegend
659 days ago
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So what? Manny Lawson kicks ass. Besides....you have a star QB.
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Tmil42AAA-er
659 days ago
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Yeah, and your quarterback has hair.

We can keep saying things that aren't true.

But yes, Manny Lawson is an absolute beast.
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SSreportersLegend
659 days ago
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Well we have a wimpy ass RB to complement TJ DUCKETT!!!
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Tmil42AAA-er
659 days ago
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Hey now.

You have a wimpy, ex-MVP running back.

Get it right.
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The BeastAAA-er
659 days ago
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I wanted Lofu. Screw you!
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
659 days ago
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Isnt Ducket still on the Skins payroll as well?
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
657 days ago
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eat a weiner
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JuTMSY4Legend
657 days ago
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sign in or sign up please!
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
657 days ago
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oooooooooouuuuuuuuu we want the ball and were gunna score yay!!
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PhillysportsMarkSoccer Kid
659 days ago
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You mean like the therapy session you had after your team threw up on itself last September Tmil42? I feel the way I feel. If anyone doesn't like it, tough titty.
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SSreportersLegend
659 days ago
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+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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Tmil42AAA-er
659 days ago
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I tried to tell them to wear a bib. They just would not listen.
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Agent0Red-Shirting
659 days ago
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LMAO...I'm loving this guy!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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PhillysportsMarkSoccer Kid
659 days ago
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You better prepare yourself SSreporters, the Eagles will be coming to Seattle next year and will win. That's a fact you better get used to. Nice performance against Green Bay by the way.
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SSreportersLegend
659 days ago
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Er....win at Qwest Field...uh huh. It's easy to talk when your team is not even in the playoffs.
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The BeastAAA-er
659 days ago
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ooooooooooooooooooooh
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
659 days ago
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Look what happens when you let a Philly fan in. They are come out guns a blazing and ready to finish the job that the Pats started this past season. I like it, think they are dead wrong, but what the hell its what makes sports great.
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Agent0Red-Shirting
659 days ago
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YES I VOTED

I found this utterly hillarious!
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
659 days ago
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And people wonder why Randy Moss took less money to stay in New England as opposed to going to Philadelphia.
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
659 days ago
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++++++++++++++ Touche salesman. Touche.
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JuTMSY4Legend
658 days ago
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seriously rawb...no one likes you or your smug arrogant ass city...stop being such a tool...

and you know what?

Spygate...how's that feel?
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
658 days ago
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Feels like a Philly fan trying to be clever and/or derisive despite the fact that their team hasn't won a title in about 50 years.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
658 days ago
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Yeah but what about Rocky and Invincible?!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
658 days ago
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He is more machine now... twisted and evil.
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JuTMSY4Legend
658 days ago
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Yes, everyone..you're welcome ; - )
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Frank StevensonRed-Shirting
658 days ago
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Why the hell does anyone live in Philly?
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
657 days ago
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cuz your mothers nani tastes really good, and you might not know but she works here
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Frank StevensonRed-Shirting
657 days ago
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Uhm ADMIN!!!! Hello?
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Yakob878MVP
657 days ago
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I guess i' schoked and honored to have an article written about me
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