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The Problems presented by Vick

by Matt Waters
created January 08, 2009, last edited February 10, 2009
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Get this: Michael Vick, a superstar quarterback in the National Football League, pulling down an obscene amount of coin to play a game he probably loves, could lose his career because he made sport of watching dogs kill, and die. Good fun for deranged folk. Maybe I'm a hard judge. I never understood the appeal of blowing a deer's brains out, either.

This whole saga becomes more incredibly warped as the days bleed away. Vick was becoming the face of an unstoppable corporate monster that has no parallel in American sport. He was on the cover of video games, shouted out in rap songs. He was a celebrity nationwide, but an icon in Atlanta, a virtual deity to a community ready to elevate a new hero, all their own. He was obsessed over. Could he ever master the west coast offense? Would the Falcons provide him with a true number one receiver? This was important business, the evaluation of a prodigy. Now, he is a problem. For fans, for journalists, for the league he starred for. And he isn't going away. 

The National Football League is Teflon. When sports-writers, nationwide, decided to suddenly start giving a damn about steroids a few years back, they directed their venom at baseball. Baseball, you see, was guilty by association. It is eternally entwined with reputable forces such as tradition, purity, and Ernie Banks. Even worse, its players have recognizable faces, and chase records that the average American may vaguely be aware of. Ah, the moral indignation, the pitiful self-righteousness! Baseball wasn't blameless, of course. Famous for always being ahead of the curve, dating back to it's progressive perspective on integration, the contemporary commissioner, Bud Selig, somehow didn't introduce a stringent drug testing program within his game's landscape until a few idle years passed in a new century. By then, the damage had been done. Who could forget the sport's embarrassment, when those vials slipped out of Mark McGwire's socks as he rounded the bases after his record-smashing dinger? Hell, it looked like he was leaving breadcrumbs in the woods. Terrible stuff.

So, the Show was castigated, a piñata that networks like ESPN could pound on to reinforce their unassailable level of integrity. Yeah, ESPN sure is hard-hitting, except when it's canceling original programming, petrified of a sports league it is supposed to be covering. [Christ, I shudder to think of a rift between ESPN and the NFL. Where would my drinking life be without NFL Live? Check out my liquor game: An analyst says the word "football", and you take a shot: "This guy's a good football player." "They are a good football team." "You want to throw the football. You want to run the football." "That is just not good football." "That is great football." "Football." Shot. Shot. Shot. Shot. Shot. Shot. Shot. Cool, right? I call this game "alcohol poisoning".]

This in mind, it's easily understood why very little was whispered about the NFL, back in those heady Congressional hearing days, when the economy was better and Bud Selig was burnt in effigy. The League is above reproach. They get called into Congressional meetings to get patted on the back.

Michael Vick presents an interesting case study. Journalists just adore lumping issues into one gigantic cluster of simplicity that could be easily diagnosed by your average caveman. We've even seen this type of amalgamation applied to tragedies. Being an individual only goes so far. After the tragic death of Sean Taylor, the Pro Bowler killed in a botched home invasion, there was a definite sentiment among some members of the credentialed menagerie that this horrible event was an act of revenge, and yes, sadly enough, pathetically enough, inevitable comeuppance for a "thug".  

Yes sir, there was brilliant detective work being done. This must have been payback, an orchestrated plot for retribution. Except it wasn't. This was no hit. It was a robbery gone wrong. And a young life lost, just as it began to truly grow. Rush to judge. Rush to label. What about that Duke Lacrosse team? Spoiled white kids who thought they could take whatever they wanted, right? Thank God the reverend Jesse Jackson bought a semblance of fairness to that whole scandal. It could have been divisive, ugly.

This is America. The individual is supposed to manner. Yet there is always great haste in affixing permanent identities. Laziness in action, now presented with a challenge... what of Michael Vick?

Here is a perfect storm. The untouchable NFL compromised by one of its brightest stars. And the media machine it so easily manipulates has been coerced, by sheer volume, to report on the seediness oozing from underneath all the wealth and power. No, it isn't steroids. That is yesterday's news. The talking heads are now free to focus on something more easily quarantined, a renegade brigade operating on the outer fringes, with Sheriff Goodell in hot pursuit. Roger Goodell has been avenging, dishing harsh discipline since becoming commissioner. The benefit of doubt has disappeared, as behavior reaches an indisputable low. But he too, is faced with the Vick quandary. Will he suspend the disgraced quarterback for an additional season after his sentence is up? Until now, that cloak of anonymity has served the league excellently. Tank Williams is organizing a coup? Suspend him! And the mainstream fan, the one who really matters, asks afterward who Tank Williams even is, and is amused to find a law abiding defensive back goes by the same moniker. The dust is wiped clean. The publicity machine is tarnished, but in tact. Terrence Kiel and codeine, whatever are you talking about governor? Were any hopeless romantics crying about football losing it's soul after Nick Kaczur became entangled in an investigation involving oxycotin? Did Sports Illustrated release a cover story pondering what we should do with our tainted memories after Rodney Harrison failed a drug test? Paradise lost! The angels weep.

With Vick, the grime sticks. For Goodell is confronted by a superstar, a face that Mr. Mainstream easily recognizes, and an issue that has the masses choosing sides. Be not surprised upon seeing picket signs. The most ardent of his supporters will scream that Vick deserves a second chance immediately. So how in heavens does the league handle a mess that people won't simply forget?

We love a great comeback story. Plenty of leeway is provided. Hell, Latrell Sprewell nearly strangled his coach and still Knick fans happily sung a sweet redemption song. But this won't work for Vick. The real problem stems from unfamiliarity. The mob has not programmed itself to embrace a jailbird narrative. Michael Vick may never rise from the ashes, because his career path is simply staggering in its originality. This fall is extraordinary. But is it incomprehensible? How will we define Michael Vick upon his return? It will take something amazing. Something jarring. Something downright frightening... It will take an original thought.

Are we ready?


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JuTMSY4Legend
324 days ago
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I never understood the appeal of blowing a deer’s brains out, either. You've never eaten venison have you?
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
324 days ago
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I could not agree more. As an avid hunter, I can say I dont get a massive thrill about killing a deer, but I do get a great thrill when I sit down to eat.
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JuTMSY4Legend
324 days ago
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Hunting and fishing is more about drinking beer anyway...
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
324 days ago
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Ha yeah, well cant say I drink while I hunt, but the beer is a great reward at the end of the day. And Fishing, well I just go to drink last time I forgot the pole
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
324 days ago
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I'm not gonna lie, that sentence made me hungry. I've never had deer, but I've had moose. It's like steak, only more steakier.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
324 days ago
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Yeah, dear isn't nearly that heavy, think something closer to pork, or one of the white meats, without actually being a white meat. Bear is like moose, very heavy and dense, fully of flavor.
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JuTMSY4Legend
324 days ago
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Venison is kinda like Veal...but without all the sketchy calves chained down to the floor and animal cruelty
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
324 days ago
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I tried veal for the first time the other day and didn't like it too much. Too stringy.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
324 days ago
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Yeah, veal is a good comparison between to the two. I'm not a huge veal fan either. I like veal parmigiana but if you're going to cook it and cover it in that manor, you may as well save the cash and use chicken.
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JuTMSY4Legend
324 days ago
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I'm a meat eater and I don't have any issue with eating animals but having seen a veal farm...I'll pass
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
324 days ago
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No you're right/. I grew up on a farm and have seen a lot, but veal farms are a whole different thing.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
324 days ago
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This is an interesting quandry. Players do get second chances, and I am assuming someone of Vick's talent will be no exception. As long as Dallas and Oakland are around, he should at least get a look.


If that doesn't work out, he could always try the CFL.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
324 days ago
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As much as I hate to say it, Vick will be returning kicks and playing wide out and wildcat for the Dallas Cowboys in 18 months.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
324 days ago
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That might work out for them. Then if they get to the postseason, Vick can take over at QB and maybe win a game or two.
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JuTMSY4Legend
324 days ago
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30 year old running QB with 2 years out of football? Randall Cunningham didn't exactly light up the league after the age of 30...save for the anomaly year of 1998 with the Vikings
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
324 days ago
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I agree JT. I don't think Vick will ever be a QB again. At best he will become a Kordell Stewart Slash type of player. A team could use him to take the Single Wing offense to the next level. However, if he still has the legs and the speed, he is too good a talent to not take a chance on KR and some slot receiver play.
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JuTMSY4Legend
324 days ago
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not that he doesn't have the athletic talent or football acumen, but age 30 isn't exactly the time to learn a new position(s)

At least he has the benefit of being a QB, the position I'd imagine is best to step down from to learn other positions

Plus, at age 30, with 2 years out of the game, you can't tell me he won't lose a step or two...

I think it'll be a long road for him to ever play another down...but near impossible for him to play multiple downs with serious value...
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
324 days ago
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Yeah, The Kordell Stewart line was not meant to say Vick would be the same caliber but he would be used in that manor. QB/WR/RB/P whatever. Im a big believer that you cannot leave football and come back. John Riggans is the only guy I can think of who actualy did that and did it well, and that was almost 30 years ago. The two years away will take their toll on Vick, and not being able to train and work like a football player are too much to overcome.
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Steel TownDraft Pick
324 days ago
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I think he could make a decent TE in a west coast/pass heavy offense.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
324 days ago
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The comment about Vick as a QB was intended as a joke, by the way...
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JuTMSY4Legend
324 days ago
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i just meant in general

I really don't think Vick could come back to the NFL as anything but a QB...maybe the slash role BigP suggests

That's it...

RB? TE? No way
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
324 days ago
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Kordell was a pretty good receiver. And Vick was a very talented player. It is a shame he had such poor judgment. He wasted his talents.
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Matt WatersWaterboy
324 days ago
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http://www.y...=pq2EurArgDk By the way, I don't think we've seen a super, duper star guy like Vick do jail time at this stage of his career? What a bizarre saga.
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JuTMSY4Legend
324 days ago
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Iron Mike Tyson?
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Matt WatersWaterboy
324 days ago
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Good one, though Tyson wasn't at his PEAK. Most people pinpoint his fall starting with the Buster Douglas fight. He got rid of Rooney, an awesome trainer, and ended up getting iced down by a rubber glove filled with cold water when he bruised up in that fight, because his new corner team was so lost. So Tyson was probably headed for a FALL before going to jail. All Vick really needed was a coach who wasn't stubborn about forcing him into the west coast system. Yes... let's take an amazing scrambler with accuracy issues and put him a quick striking offense predicated on short passes and three step drops. Insanity. Vick, I think, had the very best of his career waiting, and may have threw it all away.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
324 days ago
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I can see Vick being used as a backup QB occasionally used on gadget and trick plays, and possibly returning punts.


But who knows where his mind will be at. Who knows what he'll WANT to do.
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