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The NBA Free Agency For Dummies

by Trizz
created July 06, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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Oh you didn't know....well your ass better call somebodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Yes I finally worked that quote into an article but anyway the season is over the Celts are champs(yes I will bring it up all the until June 2009) and the offseason begins. The free agent pool is pretty shallow this year in fact so shallow more people are talking about where Lebron is going in 2 years rather than will the 76ers lose the other A.I.. There aren't many big names aside from Elton Brand and Baron Davis but I will do a quick run-thru of free agents who will break hearts, who will no one care about and who will pull a Latrell Sprewell (I'm looking at you Ricky Davis).

Atlanta Hawks:

The red flag here is Josh Smith. Sorry Joe Johnson, but Smith is the face of the franchise. The former slam dunk champ has a tremendous upside and if he leaves the young fiesty Hawks will have large shoes to fill. Josh Childress is a reliable 6th man but can start elsewhere on a team that doesn't have 7 players at the SF position. I used to like Salim Stoudemire in college but I didn't even know he was on the team as for the other guys that are there to make the roster have 12 guys. Hawks should re-sign the Joshes

The Hawks will need Josh Smith if they want to continue their return to glory
The Hawks will need Josh Smith if they want to continue their return to glory

Your World Champion Boston Celtics:

Has 6 free agents, partly because when you have 3 all stars, the only way to beat the cap is to rent a bunch of guys for a year and tell them deuces in July. While people scoffed at Eddie House, Scot Pollard and P.J. Brown last year they now have playoff experience. Well not really Pollard, but he was on that Pacer squad back in the day...anywho when the C's drafted Giddens Tony Allen must've felt like Keyshawn Johnson when the Panthers drafted Dwyane Jarrett because the town aint big enough for the both of them. However, Giddens is younger, has a larger upside and won't injure himself showboating as if he didn't just have a 18 game losing streak. I like Leon Powe so I hope he stays and Posey might leave while his stock is high. As for ET, you got your ring now beat it.

PJ Brown and Cassell will be 39 next season...MJ knows exactly what I'm thinking
PJ Brown and Cassell will be 39 next season...MJ knows exactly what I'm thinking

Charlotte Bobcats

Emeka Okafor? He should've took that extension when he had the chance now he will be a role player whereever he goes and might be a T! True Hardwood Story in a couple years. I think he'll be perfect for Washington but they just used damn near their whole payroll on Gilbert Arenas. Now they have to rent the MCI Center for Sweet 16 parties and roller disco(no i have no idea how I came up with that theory). No other names stand out except Earl Boykins but he was better off in Denver.

Damn homie, At UConn you were the man homie....what the **** happened to you.
Damn homie, At UConn you were the man homie....what the **** happened to you.

Chicago Bulls

While they are celebrating Derrick Rose like they got the 1993 Jordan back, Luol Deng and Ben Gordon are waiting to get paid. You remember those guys right, the two they thought were worth more than reigning MVP Kobe Bryant, man they really dropped the ball on that one. But you minds as well pay them now Rose, Gordon and Deng might be a force to be reckoned with.

Cleveland Cavaliers

Relax Cleveland, you still have LeBron for the next two years and if you want him longer than that it would be great if you signed his two favorite teammates, Delonte West and Boobie Gibson. The other 3 guys are expendable.

Dallas Mavericks

No one important on the list, they are all replaceable but I suggest they keep Tyronn Lue nothing flashy about him but he's quick and would be a nice change of pace from Jason Kidd.

Denver Nuggets

Only important name here is J.R. Smith who I actually like but he doesn't play defense...oh wait neither does the rest of the team. Smith oughta stay because he'll catch hell just about anywhere else except maybe Golden State...now I think about it that would be a nice fit for him

Detroit Pistons

No starter as a free agent, will they ever break up they are like the damn Rolling Stones. Lindsey Hunter and Theo Ratliff should both just quit or they can be the new Sam I Am and PJ Brown on the C's...oh god I hope not

Golden State Warriors

Yeah....you kinda blew it letting your franchise player walk. If you wanted Elton Brand why not sign and trade now you aren't even guarenteed that he'll come there. At least lock up Monta Ellis. They should resign the rest of the free agents

How could you let him leave...
How could you let him leave...

Houston Rockets

Carl Landry should be re-signed and Dikembe Mutumbo should retire. There problem solved.

Indiana Pacers

I honestly never heard of any of these guys except Kareem Rush and he's not worth keeping regardless of circumstance.

I'll just wrap things up here and be on the lookout for part 2 where things get interesting as the Clippers and the Spurs have half of their damn roster to resign who should stay who should go...stay tuned


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CrackajgDraft Pick
496 days ago
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Good stuff, T. Glad your back.


Mark Madsen to Boston!! It's the perfect fit!!
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LASportsblogAAA-er
496 days ago
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Have 6 free agents, partly because when you have 3 all stars, the only way to beat the cap is to rent a bunch of guys but while people scoffed at Eddie House, Scot Pollard and P.J. Brown they have playoff experience, well not really Pollard, but he was on that Pacer squad back in the day...anywho when the C's drafted Giddens Tony Allen must've felt like Keyshawn Johnson when the Panthers drafted Dwyane Jarrett because the town aint big enough for the both of them and Giddens is younger and won't injure himself showboating as if you didn't just have a 18 game losing streak That run-on just made my head explode - and no, an ellipses does not replace a period so that's one long ass sentence. Unless the ellipses signals a break in text where a period might have been. In this case it is used to show a digression, so find a way to make that cleaner.
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TrizzAll-American
496 days ago
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yeah i was basically talking as I wrote...shit happens
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LASportsblogAAA-er
496 days ago
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No biggie "You" are aware of what you were trying to do and it was a "thought process" sentence as I call them (a sentence that just goes until you stop thinking of things. Like I said no biggie =) you know what you're doing.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
496 days ago
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The pistons need to find a new home for Sheed Wallace.
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SSreportersLegend
496 days ago
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Carl Landry should quit?


A dash makes a difference Trizz.


Great stuff, glad you're back dude....
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LASportsblogAAA-er
496 days ago
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let me 2nd that - I'm glad to have the fanbox dude back
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TrizzAll-American
496 days ago
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This user is a fan of Mr. Front Page
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AKchrisbrooksWaterboy
496 days ago
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Word on the street is that Corey Magette is willing to come off the bench in Boston. Is it possible for the C's to get better?
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DRE-LOAAA-er
496 days ago
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I'm glad for the New Age Outlaws shoutout at the beginning of the article. I think Ben Gordon is gone. The Bulls will try to move Hinrich to the 2 guard position {which should be a smooth transition} and that will spell the end of Gordon as a Bull. I finf it amazing that the Cavs haven't made more noise in the free-agent market. They are NOT winning the East with the team they have around Lebron. It would behoove them to get a Ben Gordon or another legitimate star around Lebron. Boobie and Delonte are keepers, but how long does BIG Z have? The Denver Nuggets will NOT make the playoffs next season if they don't get a legitimate defender. George Karl is not a good fit for that team. Portland will be better and so will a few other teams in the West. The Atlanta Hawks should lock up Josh Smith for as long as they can. Considering they gave the World Champions a run for their money {Although Boston was a much different playoff team then}, they need to pick up some experienced veterans as well. Perhaps a {brace yourself} Rasheed Wallace. As for Boston, it's time for Sam I Am to call it a career. And as for Ricky Davis, {LEFT THE ROOM TO VOMIT}
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IbeargRed-Shirting
496 days ago
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A move I've heard talked about is J.R. Smith to San Antonio. If I'm San Antonio i definitely try to make that move (for the right price obviously). Think Stephen Jackson when he was there (and won a championship). He can't be worse defensively then Finley and he'll add some much needed athleticism to the team.
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WizardmanRed-Shirting
495 days ago
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Mutombo retire? Nah. Julio Franco and Kevin Willis are gone, he needs to carry the old athletes torch now.
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