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The LA Sports Blog: July 1st Means New Burns...

by LASportsblog
created July 01, 2008, last edited February 19, 2009
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The Burns – Waiting For The Sun

By: Nate Gordon

Also available at – LAFanblog.blogspot.com & badnewsbloggers.blogspot.com

Can You Feel It, Now That July Has Come?

So I suppose I am over the NBA Finals hangover and have moved on to MLB and the NBA off-season. I have come to terms with the face that a Bynum-less Los Angeles Lakers are no match for the Boston Celtics (and even with him, likely lose in 7), So we are left at an impasse, a team that is two wins shy of a championship without Andrew Bynum and a team that might still be one win away with him. Los Angeles Radio seems to call for a move of Lamar Odom with 710 ESPN’s Brian Long of the afternoon show’s Dameshek, Denholm & Long going so far as to state: "I’ll drive Lamar to the airport myself." I’m not so quick to ship off a guy that gives you 14 points, 10 rebounds, 3 assist and shot 52% from the floor. His passive style makes him an unreliable offensive option granted. However next season he would be sharing the 3 rd priority in the triangle with Andrew Bynum which fits his style much better. Moreover his long frame and athletic ability makes him a great option to defend the 3 position on defense. I think if you can bring in some veteran depth on the bench you make an off-season signing, but for the most part I would leave this roster unchanged and work on ways to motivate the guys to work just as hard this season, as they did last season.

Image:­­Lamar Odom.jpg

So What About Armchair?

So what about it fool? No, I’m just playing around – many positive things have transpired in the early summer happenings of ArmchairGM. The chatter and debate over the European Championships really heated up during the final stages. Several users defended they’re choices for the eventual champion and the Spain supporters came out on top. With Fernando Torres goal in the 31 st minute several guys started to look very good on the forums, while others were left to defend themselves. I guess Rawbee has some explaining to do.

The is one of the recent hits of AGM and a favorite of the LASB. Not only because we make frequent cameos in the Q&A section, but also because it is a thought provoking piece of work – even if it is one mans ramblings of several thousand words. If This Douche can reinvent the wheel, then so can this guy. However my suggestion is to switch all his non-baseball fandoms to Philadelphia teams because middle America seems to identify with white guys who suffer with losing teams. Then after he gains popularity and a high paying corporate sports job all the teams can win, and he to can become a douche; because lets face it folks, this game is all about quality of life and obtaining it.

A list of my favorite bloggers in 2008:
Falcon
Meg
Manny
Sports Crack (I LOVE the Sporting Real World)
The Oldest Man and his son, The 2nd Oldest Man

What a Dope Head
What a Dope Head

To Athletes Who Get Caught With Weed

Derrick Mason was found with weed allegedly…

…23 years on this earth without an arrest or conflict. I would be willing to train you (for a hefty tariff) how to not get caught with your weed. This is how: make one of your Entourage members carry it. I watch a lot of Entourage and I can tell you the secret to Vince Chase smoking plenty of weed and never getting caught – Turtle always has the pot. It's not hard; if your rich and you have an entourage, you're paying your friends living expenses anyway, make them carry the weed.

Now I should make clear for the kids that you shouldn’t be smoking weed – that wouldn't be a wise lifestyle choice at all. However if you find yourself as a rich professional athlete who is irresponsible and is willing to be a poor role model for children, then have your entourage member hold the weed. But don’t put yourself in that situation in the first place – don't touch the chronic.

Okay… now that your parents aren’t looking, do whatever you want, I really don't care.

Now For The List

5 Baseball Players I'd Want on the Dodgers Today:

  • Josh Hamilton
  • Brandon Webb
  • Prince Fielder
  • Chase Utley
  • Evan Longoria

5 Players I’d Want on the Dodgers 5 Years Ago:

  • Jeff Kent
  • Jason Schmidt
  • Juan Pierre
  • Derek Lowe
  • Nomar Garciaparra

Players Who Need To Establish Themselves During WC Qualifying

  • 3rd Center Back Jay DeMerit
  • Left Back Heath Pearce
  • Midfielder Benny Feilharber
  • Midfielder Freddy Adu
  • Forwards Landon Donovan and Jozy Altidore
Mr. Burns – AGM Burns Mascot
Mr. Burns – AGM Burns Mascot

e-mail: LASportsblog@gmail.com


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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
513 days ago
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"To Athletes Who Get Caught With Weed" - Stay AWAY from Cleveland in the first place and you won't NEED to have any weed on you!
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KelsdadAll-Star
513 days ago
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You've obviously never been to Cleveland's airport, a bag of weed is a requirement for any layover longer than a half hour.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
513 days ago
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There's nothing else to do in Cleveland.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
513 days ago
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Well, can we try chartering planes or something? I mean it's not like Derrick Mason, Mike Vick, or any of these other guys can't afford the 15Gs it takes to hire a mini jet. It's kinda like Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan not paying drivers and getting arrested for DUI.
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KelsdadAll-Star
513 days ago
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Mike Vick can't afford it, $.15 an hour to peel potatoes, won't get very far. It would take him 48 years, 1 month to afford the trip.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
513 days ago
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Just because you can afford 15G's doesn't mean you should spend it. Sprewell could afford a yacht at one time, but obviously it was not a good idea.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
513 days ago
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The Yacht was a wonderful idea... opting out of a $15mil contract was a bad idea...
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False ProphetAll-Star
513 days ago
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I don't know what you meant, BigPPup. Spree needs to feed all of his illegitimate children, and by feed I mean run away from paying child support. 15 mil is not enough to afford a big enough yacht to move on and sail away from the feds.
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Falcon02520Legend
513 days ago
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You realize by adding me as one of your favorite bloggers you created a category in which you are all alone?

Whether or not it was intentional, I'm first on the list! Score one for Apostrophe...


Glad the burns are back...
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LASportsblogAAA-er
513 days ago
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I guess Trizz should make me a fanbox for that then.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
513 days ago
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Really I'm not in the top 5? I'm not in your 5? Last time I vote one of these articles.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
513 days ago
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You're in "My Fave 5" but not in my 2008 top 5. Honestly BigP, you were until I thought about all the international reporting Meg has done, then I figured that it would be nice to have some fresh blood. You're in my heart BigP!!!
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
513 days ago
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Not good enough, I love Meg and she is the first lady of the chair. But I am the legend that is BigPPup me not being in your 5 is not good for you
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False ProphetAll-Star
513 days ago
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http://www.y...=fnYPJDpgLIw you all asked for it
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LASportsblogAAA-er
513 days ago
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LOL Now, that was funny, FP!!!!
Great use of youtube! That would be me and AGMLB at lunch.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
512 days ago
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Two things...first, Chuckwagon was right, I am a legend and while LASports Blog and his burns are cool now, I doubt it will ever reach the status of the AGMLB I mean lets be honest D. Wade can only hope to have the legacy that Chuckwagon has. Second:While I may be one of the old heads around here, I'm still not as old as Pean.
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SSreportersLegend
513 days ago
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It's Derrick Martin, not Derrick Mason.


You're a little rusty dude, go back to writing everyday. ;-)
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LASportsblogAAA-er
513 days ago
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meh, my mistake. The moral of the story is don't carry your own drugs.
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AKchrisbrooksWaterboy
513 days ago
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I think that the worst thing the Lakers could do is trade away Odom. He is so versataile and is always a mismatch. What really hurt the Lakers was not having a strong center. I think that between Pau being soft and Bynum injured, Kendrick Perkins looked like an all-star. They need someone like Tyson Chandler, athletic and can play defense.
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SSreportersLegend
513 days ago
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Trade Odom, he's versatile when he wants to be, he's inconsistent to the point of making Luke Walton good.


If not Odom, Vujacic and Radmanovic must go........
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
512 days ago
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Gotta agree, Odom is good player but he is way too inconsitant to build a team around, and he is soft on D. If they can trade him away and get a big man who likes to get rebounds and play D then I say do it.
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AKchrisbrooksWaterboy
512 days ago
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I agree with getting rid of Vujacic and Radmanovic. But the idea is not to build a team around Odom, its to build a team around Kobe. I would honestly see what they can do to get Elton Brand. He is what they need. maybe Gasol and some garbage for him.
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Jerjets11JV Squad
513 days ago
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Nice cracks on Cleveland, clowns. There's nothing to do in Cleveland ... not if your eyes are glued shut. If you don't like it, don't come here. Keep your stupid elsewhere.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
513 days ago
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What's good about CLE?
  • The River? Only if you want to see fire on water.
  • The Indians? Next!
  • Kellen Winslow? Only if you want to go to war at the Orange Bowl
  • The Economy? Only if you're from Detriot.
  • The Cavs? Only until LeBron moves to Brooklyn.
So you tell me why I'd want to visit Cleveland?
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SSreportersLegend
513 days ago
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Drug selling is aplenty in Cleveland, so I agree Jerjets.....
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
512 days ago
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Having gone to university on the other side of I71 I made up way up to the mistake on the lake fairly often to play rugby and visit friends. So yeah I'll make fun of it as much as I want.
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MegECass110AAA-er
512 days ago
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Thanks for putting me in your 5... Do you think you can you get me some of those NBA socks? They're so soft...'Bout 10 pair? GET ME THEM SOCKS!
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
512 days ago
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Actually I used to have a pair of those socks... probably the nicest pair of socks I've ever owned. Dont blame chuckwagon for wanting a pair.
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The PipDiv-I Stud
512 days ago
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Lamar Odom would make a very good 6th man on the LAkers next year. Getting rid of him is not very smart unless you get very good value for him, which I doubt will happen.
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Jerjets11JV Squad
511 days ago
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First, the river was 1968. Second, rivers in many industrial cities have caught fire. That river is now cleaner than most in America today.

The Indians were the best team in baseball just a year ago. You guys can't be that fickle. Winslow might be the best TE in the game today. Check out the rest of the team. It's pretty good. The economy? We have record U.S. debt, a billion-dollar a week war, and five million in job losses this decade. Bush has wrecked the economy for everybody, sport. The Cavs were in the NBA Finals a year ago. Frankly, I don't care if you visit here. Why go where you don't like to be? Doesn't sound smart. I tell people about University Circle here --- world class museums and the best orchestra in the world. Also, the best fans in sports. Our park system is also world-class. As for pot, LA, Miami, DC and a slew of larger, messier cities have us beat by miles on drugs. You just have to be awake to see them.

We have a lot of hardworking, down-to-earth people here. I'll take that over a lot of places. If you don't like it, don't come here. I won't mouth about your city.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
508 days ago
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So basically - Cleveland sucks? Homer...
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SSreportersLegend
508 days ago
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Jerjets just consistently wakes up on the wrong side of the bed....
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
280 days ago
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ugghhh need a news article for school
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Davis21wylieMVP
280 days ago
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Then you came to the wrong place, my friend.
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