The Chicago Bulls Just Ate Your Balls
created May 21, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
The
Chicago Bulls only had a 1.7% chance of winning the first pick in last night's NBA draft lottery. They were supposed to pick ninth. Well, looks like two impossibly amazing things have happened to the Bulls in this complete disaster of a season. Someone took
Ben Wallace off their hands and they just got
Michael Beasley for Christmas... or
Derrick Rose. Beasley actually fills Chicago's need for a low post scorer, but Rose is supposedly the next
Jason Kidd, except he can actually shoot. The decision may come down to who the Bulls can trade from their current roster for the best deal. If they take Beasley, Gooden is almost certainly gone. If they go with Rose, you can say bye bye to
Captain Kirk. And then there are restricted free agents
Luol Deng and
Ben Gordon to consider. Either way, the Bulls should field a young and exciting team next fall... just like every fall, since they gave away
Elton Brand. Let's just hope whomever they pick doesn't like motorcycles.
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