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Erooster
Ex-collegiate athlete, now a mediocre sports writer.

I am an avid fan of the CFL and one of the primary editors of the CFL player profile pages. I am also big into hunting. Ducks, geese, upland, pigs, deer, elk, and predators.

Currently, roughly 50% of the meat that I eat is animals that I have killed.


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The Best Sleep Aids Available, Without a Prescription

by Erooster
created April 10, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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Unlike the song, I think that this is the most wonderful time of the year. On any day, I can turn on the television and find a baseball game. It is Sunday, though, that is the greatest day of the week. Not only is baseball on the TV, so is NASCAR!

Why are these two events so spectacular? They are both the greatest sleep aids that America has ever invented.

With NASCAR, the sounds of the cars going round and round, the steady drone of the engines, the continuing diatribe by the announcers, and the zzzzzzzzzz! Occasionally waking up to hear a crash, that disrupts the constant monotonous sound. Only to nod off again as the cars get up to speed.

Baseball, though, is the King of all sleep aids. A lazy Saturday afternoon, the sun pushing its way into the living room, its rays creating shafts of light that illuminate your favorite chair, and the Dodgers/Giants/A’s playing on the big screen.

“Here’s the pitch, ball one”. Your eyelids are feeling heavy.

“Strike one, the count is one and one. It is a beautiful day at the ball park” You are becoming very relaxed now.

“Ball two in the dirt, if you look into the dugout…” ZZZzzzzzz.

Yep, the best thing in the world is this time of year. Especially for those of you with problems sleeping.

C’mon football! Only nine weeks until the start of preseason CFL. I should have my fill of weekend sleep by then.


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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
452 days ago
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I'm a baseball fan and an insomniac... now it all makes sense!!!
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
452 days ago
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I have to disagree and say that Jane Eyre is the best sleep aid available. I have never passed out while reading a book until I read that, but I did it. Twice. With my thumb still separating pages.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
452 days ago
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Of course that's completely unrelated to sports and I'm about to pass out now too, so maybe that's why it seemed relevant.
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RomiezzoLegend
452 days ago
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YEAH This user is pulling a Yakob... "Ya, I agree"
I'm with ya, Core. 100%. Jane Eyre and then "Wide Sargasso Sea" (was a little better, but not by much) were the best sleeping aids I ever had. I had to read both of them this year, so I think that's why I have been so lazy.
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Pittsburgh GunnyAAA-er
451 days ago
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From my perspective the biggest sleep aid in the world of sport is the NFL, start, stop, take a time out, let the ref go watch TV, go to commercial.
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Falcon02520Legend
451 days ago
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If you think the NFL is boring, try watching the Candain Football League...
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SSreportersLegend
451 days ago
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They have more start and stop yet complete the game in the same 3 hours.
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EroosterMajor Leaguer
451 days ago
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Boo, Falcon. The CFL is by far a better game than even (gasp!) the NFL. It is just that Americans are so Anti-Foreign Sports.
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Falcon02520Legend
451 days ago
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I have to disagree... those who don't like baseball are the ones who don't understand it (and most the time don't care to understand it)...
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Pittsburgh GunnyAAA-er
451 days ago
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Baseball is very interesting and the strategy in the sport can make it gripping to watch. The only reason I do not watch it at the moment is because my team, the Pirates, has decided that it is more important to throw up a few fireworks and hand out some bobblehead dolls rather than put together an actual team.
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SSreportersLegend
451 days ago
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I understand baseball, I understand the hitting percentage and batting percentages and saves and whatnot but I don't delve into players and team history. A game like that shouldn't take 4 hours to complete 9 innings.
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RomiezzoLegend
451 days ago
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I absolutely agree with you, Falocn. I know a lot of people who hate baseball, and a lot more people who pay attention to it at all. That's why I wrote this: it was originially written for my school newspaper. I was just so sick of people saying how easy it is and that it's not even a sport since some players aren't even athletic.
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RomiezzoLegend
451 days ago
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That's the thing, SSR. You can't put a time limit to a baseball game. Many games could take about 3 hours to play. Some could take 5+ (the average Red Sox game...), but if you understand baseball, you'd understand that you can not put a limit to baseball...
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Steel TownDraft Pick
451 days ago
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Your right on point Falc. Too many people take a simplistic view of the game and just don't appreciate the nuances. I can still remember seeing both my first triple play and Suicide squeeze in person. I think the Steroids problems also gave a lot of dissenters and excuse to use for there ignorance. I have to admitt, my interest has wanned for several years since I boycotted my hometown Pirates, But since I get tons of Cubs and Braves games, I was still able to follow the rest of the league. Now that the Bucs have cleaned house on the business side of things I have lifted my boycott and got a 20 game package, I can't wait actually enjoy a ballgame in my hometown again. I don't really think they'll make a splash this year, but soon maybe.
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SSreportersLegend
451 days ago
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But watching 5 hours of baseball for a 2-1 12 inning game eventually will put you to sleep. Okay, at a minimum, make a foul ball the 3rd strike because getting 5 foul balls in a row is just plain...boring. You can even put a time limit on pitches.
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Steel TownDraft Pick
451 days ago
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Says the soccer fan.  :)
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SSreportersLegend
451 days ago
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Yes, but that's 2 hours and you know it. So if you're bored with baseball and soccer, watch soccer because you'll have 3 less hours of boredom (in your mind) to deal with. And how you can like hockey and not soccer is quite astonishing.
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Steel TownDraft Pick
451 days ago
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I love soccer SS. Like you said how could not like them both. I just joshin' cause soccer gets the "boring" rap also.
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SSreportersLegend
451 days ago
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The MLS is so boring when you A.) Don't have fans (unless you're Toronto FC...OHHHH DANNY DICHIO!!!! DICHIO!!!), B.) You have David Beckham as your supposed "star" and C.) The play is so horrible and the refs give too many ticky tack fouls.
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EroosterMajor Leaguer
451 days ago
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Falcon, I do understand baseball. You are taking this all wrong, baseball on TV (boring). But baseball live is a different story.
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KelsdadAll-Star
451 days ago
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Baseball on TV is actually more interesting than in person. Live, there are too many distractions, like 5000 morons doing the wave.

On TV, you can see the interactions between pitcher and catcher, guess pitches and/or locations, try and pick up signs, etc.

Try and watch a game sometime with no sound, trust me, its not boring.

My buddies and I used to watch baseball like it was a poker game. We'd ante up, and try and guess pitches, we'd raise, call, you were right, you got the pot, no one was, it just kept going.
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DeutscherVarsity Captain
451 days ago
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Nine more weeks? I cant wait, hopefully all the snow will be gone by then.
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CheezerMajor Leaguer
451 days ago
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Nappers Unite!
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Steel TownDraft Pick
451 days ago
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Televised golf will make me snooze way before baseball or Nascar.
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SSreportersLegend
451 days ago
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I know.....televised golf is horrible, and the fact that you need commentators just puts me off. Jim Nantz: There's Phil Mickelson...as grand....as it gets.
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FrugolfVarsity Captain
451 days ago
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I'll be 60 in August, hell everything puts me to sleep.I do like the Yankee games when they're on the east coast , I usually stay awake for 5 or 6 innings then.Of course if they're losing I don't last that long.I'm proud to say I stayed awake for one football game this year and that was when my G-men won the Super Bowl!!!!!
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