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Steroids Hall Of Fame: Lyle Alzado

by The Pip
created June 15, 2008, last edited June 19, 2009
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Today I give you my first part in a weekly series.  It is an Olympic year and the cynic in me cannot resist the timing involved.  I do not discriminate against any sport, and a player needs to be retired or banned (at least effectively) from the sport in order to qualify.  Steroids are with us and we will never again be free from them.  So it is time to honor those who have altered the sports landscape with their very own Hall of Fame. To qualify to have to be great, both athletically (after the 'roids!) and have had an impact on the sporting landscape.  This is for the best of the best, and although I use the word Steroids I mean all performance enhancers. I will not judge and will not use the word cheater. I will just state the accomplishments both on and off the field to justify their inclusion in such an elite club.

We start where steroids started for me as a a child of the '80's: Lyle Alzado. I remember him tearing up the field like a Tasmanian Devil and I remember him bald, and broken as he neared death.

Qualifications

On Field: Although not quite good enough to make it to Canton he makes it here because if we never knew about his steroid use we'd know about his play on the field. Approximately 100 sacks over 15 years, 2 pro-bowls, comeback player of the year 1982, and a Super Bowl Champion on the 1983 LA Raiders.

Drug Use: He was a user from 1969 onward. Wow! We get pissed at Barry Bonds for starting over 20 years later and act as though this was something new. He didn't start at the end of his career or at recover from an injury, he stared while in College and all the way through. Although he blamed the steroid use for his cancer, which killed him in 1992, we will never know if there is any correlation. All we know is that he is dead. Those last images of him were shocking to me, and it seemed like he was a different man and not the fierce football player I knew only a few years before.  He also allegedly used human growth hormone harvested from corpses.  That is as hardcore as it gets folks. So congratulations Lyle on being the first official inductee. Your death did not scare away enough people and we are left, long after the wake of your legacy has calmed, with a drug culture in our current sports landscape worse than any scene in North Dallas Forty. I wish nearly as much as you that others were able to learn the lessons from your mistakes. I choose you first because steroid use will always bother me and because I feel helpless to stop it.


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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
532 days ago
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Meh... he'll always be second to John Matuszak in my book - as a steroid abuser, as a coach killer, as a partier, as a nutcase, as a Raider, and as an actor ("Rocky Road?"), maybe not as a player per se... but I think I'm gonna like this series A LOT!


Matuszak also died first.


I won't forget Alzado after the Super Bowl win against the Redskins holding the trophy and crying.

Later found out that it was explained he wasn't crying because he was happy he won but he was crying because he was regretful of what he had to do to get there...
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The PipDiv-I Stud
532 days ago
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He is only first to me, because his impact on my view of steroids and performance enhancers is eternal. I picked him because I remember him most.

I hope I can live up to my internal hype.  ;)

Thank you.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
532 days ago
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Well, Alzado is UNDOUBTEDLY a first ballot choice!

After all, it was because of him that the NFL built it's substance policy in 1987.

Although, like you hinted, there's zero hard evidence that he died because of steroid abuse. Lymphoma isn't a side effect of steroid abuse, but it is often treated with anabolic steroids!

(My brother died from lymphoma as a secondary by-product of AIDS and was on steroids the last year of his life to combat the lymphoma. When he finally died, he was actually the most muscular he was in his life!)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
532 days ago
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And you have LOTS of inductees to choose from! Write Hard!!! (may I suggest Mr. Bill Romanowski for the "'Roid Rage" wing?)
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The PipDiv-I Stud
532 days ago
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Nope, he was the first football player. Baseball has to be next, then track and field. From there I'll bounce around, trying to avoid hitting the same sport twice in a row. If I actually stick with this on a weekly basis then I'll get to Romanowski before '08 ends. I choose this because I can do one a week for at least 2-3 years with out having to do much digging for new names.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
532 days ago
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Good call.

It's you're baby! Nurture it well!

I already did my tribute to the subject long ago!
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OvertheedgeVarsity
532 days ago
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hahaha, this is funny
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BarkingclamVarsity
532 days ago
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Please tell me you're doing one on Carl Lewis
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Jerjets11JV Squad
532 days ago
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Alzado was actually a terrific athlete at Denver, 6'3 240, very tough, strong and had speed. He gets to Cleveland and he's a 275-pound bull-rushing maniac? Hello, blues clues ...

For me the first steroid monsters were the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 1970s. Their success was not simply due to Chuck Noll, campers.

John Kolb and Mike Webster were unbelievable products of juicing. The team, in fact, has some real tradition there. And you know the league motto : Just win, baby.
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The PipDiv-I Stud
532 days ago
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Acording to Alzado himself he started using in college. I think I mentioned that in the piece.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
517 days ago
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According to Alzado's doctors, he didn't die from Steriods. It is also reported that Alzado had AIDS.

As for Matuszak, he had a sister that died early from heart failure. Plus Matuszak was a heavy cocaine user.

Steriods are always the first to blame by the media. If you dig deeper you'll find out the was more to their unfortunate deaths.
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Ohio VolWaterboy
469 days ago
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With Alzado, we'll never be able to conclusively say "this is what did this." But here is what we do know, from a medical standpoint.

He took an insane amount of every type of performance enhancing substance known to man; during the time frame and with the sources he was using, no one really knows where it came from. Until a process was developed and refined to synthesize growth hormone, hardcore bodybuilders would dig up fresh graves to get the hormone. Since corpses aren't buried with an entire medical history, no one knows what was being carried.

Second, a great deal of his, ahem, "supplements" came from south of the border. Since most labs in the United States at the time were garage and basement operations, try to imagine what was coming from Mexico and Central America.

Third, Alzado's last years were marked by a stunning weight loss, muscle atrophy, and a host of neurological problems; these included memory loss, motor function impairment (with tremors), and spatial disruption. That's not AIDS or cancer (or cancer brought on by AIDS or another opportunistic infection), that's brain tissue being destroyed. I don't mean just being damaged by tumors, but actual destruction. Personally I think he had the tumors in addition to a spongiform disease, but it's a bit late to actually analyze and autoposy.
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