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Spurz Comin'

by Richard Jefferson Airplane
created June 24, 2009, last edited June 25, 2009
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Welcome to your nightmare, Los Angeles. With me, an All-Star caliber forward with a solid game, on the Spurs, we have Four solid players nobody can touch (in the Eastern Conference). Guard me? Fine, I'll dump it to Tim Duncan. Maybe he'll kick it to Tony Parker. And T.P. can feed Manu Ginobili. Are you feeling me yet? The Lakers are toast now. Crown the Spurs champions right now, bitches. It's a celebration in San Antone. Spurs for life! (Or at least until my contract expires in 2011.)


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False ProphetAll-Star
142 days ago
Score 2+
This is like, the worst attempt at pretending to be a pro athlete. In addition, Richard Jefferson ain't even that great of a player. You (he) are an overpaid, slightly above average player whose only all-star appearances were for the slam dunk contest and playing for the sophmore team in the rookie challenge. Hell, you're not even the best NBA player with your last name
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JuTMSY4Legend
142 days ago
Score 5+
who's the other good "airplane"?
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
142 days ago
Score 4+
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Does Jetplane count?
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SSreportersLegend
142 days ago
Score 2+
Oh man I'm rolling on the floor. +++++++++ to Rawb.
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Al Jefferson StarshipLittle Leaguer
142 days ago
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I agree with this "False Prophet". Fuck you, Richard.
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Richard Jefferson AirplaneLittle Leaguer
142 days ago
Score -3+
I'll see you in hell, douchebag. Have fun on that bullshit AAU team up in Minnesota while I'm lifting trophies in San Antonio, you cumstain.
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Al Jefferson StarshipLittle Leaguer
142 days ago
Score -1+
STFU bitch. And this shit?


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Everyone knows its a cover, you pussy. Next time we play your going to get an elbow in the face, asshole.
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Richard Jefferson AirplaneLittle Leaguer
142 days ago
Score -2+
I swear, I'll kill you.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
142 days ago
Score 2+
It's sad when someone is willing to troll themselves, that's the height of embarrassment, site apathy and just general retardation.
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Oh JayTee-Baller
142 days ago
Score -2+
If you go thru with it RJ, I can help you find the real killers.
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Al Jefferson StarshipLittle Leaguer
142 days ago
Score -1+
Bitch please. You sure talk alot for somebody whose about to get their ass kicked.
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Richard Jefferson AirplaneLittle Leaguer
142 days ago
Score -1+
Come down to Texas, fagtard. I dare you. I'll fucking kick your ass, you son of a bitch.
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Al Jefferson StarshipLittle Leaguer
142 days ago
Score 1+
I'd like to see you fucking try. We all know your to busy taking it in your ass to ever try to kick mine. END OF tHREAD. Dont try to comment back because Im not reading this shgit anymore. Fuck you RJ. Im going to knife you in the back when you come to town. This isnt a threat, its a promise. You will die at my hands.
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Thomas \"TJ\" JeffersonTee-Baller
142 days ago
Score 1+
I too heartily co-sign the opinion of the aforementioned gentlemen. May the god of nature and nature's laws strike thee with the vengeance of a thousand blazing suns, you contemptible cur!


P.S. Oh, and is it true that Star Trek's Zoe Saldana is single? If so, I'd be forever in your debt if you would put in a good word for T.J. Oh how I loves the mochachina.
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Jefferson \"JD\" DavisTee-Baller
142 days ago
Score -3+
Thomas, had my side won the Late Unpleasantness, all of these gentlemen would be enslaved! Which would be completely unlike the current state of affairs under Mr. David Stern.
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George JeffersonLittle Leaguer
142 days ago
Score 2+
This honky is a racist!!!
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SSreportersLegend
142 days ago
Score 3+
Best thread ever.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
142 days ago
Score 2+
How is this the best thread ever? It's everything that was talked about in the banning of Stiles. It's insulting, threadjacking and not sports-related. I agree with LA that this 'article' should either be deleted or ignored.


You may as well un-ban Stiles at this point. It looks to me like he can circumvent the ban anyway. And just look at all the comments he generated. I'll bet that any of the handful of articles that were posted today would love to have even a third of this activity.
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SSreportersLegend
142 days ago
Score 0+
That was a sarcastic comment. It's funny to read looking at the troll volume.


I said earlier it can't be deleted because it has been edited by someone else.


I think I'll just stick with closing the comments....I'll try but I'm no expert at Wikia coding.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
142 days ago
Score 2+
SJ - I am not ersponsible for this. And yes, SSR should just un-ban me and bother producing worthwhile content. Or at least go around calling things "the best ever" because that never gets old quick! Who knows, maybe I'm just waiting for a "specific reason" to "retire" again?
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
142 days ago
Score 1+
Stiles, I assess no blame to you. Personally, I thank you for at least giving the users of this site something to read. One can only hope this will inspire comments on other articles.
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SSreportersLegend
142 days ago
Score 1+
You have no respect for this site and the remaining people here.


I've just written two damn articles on little brain power and you're saying I've done crap.


Rawbeezeitz has produced a very good article on Tim Thomas of the Bruins.


Behbigben15 has returned and is bringing insightful football talk.


Romi has produced an article on the Detroit Tigers and I think it was LouGehrig bring up the debate on whether or not Kenny Rogers should sing Lady.....er....be in the hall of fame.


We're putting in a f***ing effort and are slowly producing good banter and arguments, and here you are throwing another tantrum and doing this little charade parading as an anon like a Jamel.


I don't know why, but that comment pissed the hell out of me.


Give me a second to try and close this thread.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
142 days ago
Score 1+
This is almost as amusing as when my toddler niece takes a dump in her diaper.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
142 days ago
Score 1+
Whoever this is, he's got more time on his hands then me.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
142 days ago
Score 1+
FP or SSR can you do something about this?
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SSreportersLegend
142 days ago
Score 2+
A little later.


This is hilarious.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
142 days ago
Score 1+
Fair, as long as your cognizant of the situation
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
142 days ago
Score 1+
He could un-ban Manny Stiles. Not that Manny Stiles would do anything about this.


Perhaps you IGNORE the garbage like this that is constructed for one simple purpose (To get attention Mommy failed to give) and you won't feed the delightful troll very nutritious attention who is merely pretending to be a quality contributor like Manny Stiles, a.k.a. the Troll King, a.k.a. Leader of the Banned. \

I do have to say... it sure is fun to see admins and "upstanding" members of the community jump into this fray to instantly deride, ridicule and call this new user names.

Instead of insisting to this new user to "contribute" positively, our fearless leaders have gone right to verbally assaulting this person (as usual).

And some people wonder why there isn't new people flocking to this site!!! Gasp!


Perhaps a little positivity and a little less thorough vilification is needed around here?
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LASportsblogAAA-er
142 days ago
Score 0+
Justin maybe or Falcon or how about even a long lost founder? Anyone?
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
142 days ago
Score 0+
"We built this city on rock n' roll!!"

Ha ha! I know who will get blamed for this putridity and it ain't me!!!

Ha ha ha!!!

Hey, FP: Did you ban all anonymous users yet? Let me know when you do so I can 1) call you a Nazi and go back to using all my "other" user names you don't know about yet!

HA HA! You get what you give!!! You want rid of me? Keep trying and see how it works for you.

Oh, I didn't try" to log in as you. I simply wanted you to have another "hassle" to deal with - you really should change your password often anyway!

And no, I had nothing to do with this fecal spew about the San Antonio Feces. Actually, it hella seems like something Afroman would do...
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SSreportersLegend
142 days ago
Score 0+
You were doing so well.....I mean, you haven't commented for 3 days and you were on a roll. And in that process you tried to change FP's password.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
142 days ago
Score 1+
bored today Erik? I knew you didn't do this, you have more wit then this chesse ball. This is more Jemel level stuff.
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SSreportersLegend
142 days ago
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I dunno....this whole situation and BS you've pulled lately, Manny......is worse than Jamel at this point.


Changing another person's password on purpose is a dick move and you know it.
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
142 days ago
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Got a problem? E-Mail me.

Otherwise, keep your personal message OFF of the articles, SSR.

I didn't try to "change" anything. I know EXACTLY how the system works. Do you think I never accidentally did that to myself. Yeah, I thought it was funny, but of course, you uptight numbnuts would make more out of it that what it is. Gee, that's why I am banned, afterall. I sent a message.

Maybe one day when you get a clue people... Oh, who am I kidding?

ArmchairGM: three narrow minded users, NO fun, all the time.
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SSreportersLegend
142 days ago
Score 2+
God complex.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
142 days ago
Score 0+
Is there a way to disable comments on this site?
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SSreportersLegend
142 days ago
Score 0+
Technically I could take the comments template off and protect the page.


I could also delete this train wreck and forget it ever happened but because another user (LASB) edited the article they become co-authors and thus it can't be deleted.


We do have comment-admins available than can delete every comment made here though.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
142 days ago
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It must be an interesting world inside your head, "Mookie". I bet you actually believe what you think.

Worse yet, you think you know who or what I am. BTW- That's the funniest thing you ever say and/or do.

Here's a question for you Freud: Do you even know why you're "fighting" me?

I know why you aren't reading what I've said to you for the last two plus years.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
142 days ago
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If SSR, FP and Rawbee didn't have to make comments on EVERY article like this, these types of "articles" would wither and die in the wind. See, trolls feed trolls. Then again, these are the ONLY articles being written these days...
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
142 days ago
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I'm thinking that it might be wise to ban comments altogether, as there are so few on legit articles anyway. Every time a question of lack of activity comes up, the idea of voting and commenting comes up, and nothing changes.


Then this article comes along, and Stiles proves his point. Things like this do not inspire me to want to write. I liked the comments and banter that went along with an article. Especially on one I wrote. But if folks aren't going to comment (except on threads like this), then maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this site is dying.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
142 days ago
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mad your "Article" readable RJ, hope you don't mind. Enjoy playing slap and tickle with your roommate Luke Walton in San Diego all summer. No Homo.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
142 days ago
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made*
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LASportsblogAAA-er
142 days ago
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Ban all Jefferson's but George, he's a straight shooter. That guy's alright...
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SSreportersLegend
142 days ago
Score 2+
Yeah but what happens when Weezie and Mother Jefferson come in?


Any chance we'll get Bentley in here?
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LASportsblogAAA-er
142 days ago
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Florence just told me she won't do the dishes unless we all eat her crappy Corn Bread. BTW if it's gonna be a crap thread made by a crap created user, we might as well just fill it with crap and have fun. I mean, it's not like we're protecting a real authors work here.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
142 days ago
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Comments are closed. This edit brought to you by Yet Another Banned User IP
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