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Sportsune Cookie 20090511

by DAndrew
created May 11, 2009, last edited June 06, 2009
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Welcome to the Sportsune Cookie...


Recklessly typing...

Mother's Day Was Off Da Hook...

Warning: Read the following at your own risk. Possible Probable side effects include brain strain, eye scratching, and a probable cause of perpetual stupidity...

Today's Weather: 17% sleepiness,
54% tired, 99% Mondazical...

Sportsune Cookie

We're Talking Playoffs

LeBron James and Dwyane Wade have both been able to hit game winning shots in post-seasons. Now Carmelo Anthony has joined the crew. The "controversial non-call" allowed for Melo to hit a game winning shot to give the Nuggets a 3-0 lead in the series. Melo and LeBron have their teams staring down the Conference Finals, and there is a strong-likelihood that this could be an NBA Finals match-up...

"Big Baby" Glen Davis hits not one, but two clutch shots to even up the Boston vs. Orlando series at two games a piece. Paul Pierce drew the double team as it was assumed he'd take the game winning shot. In a split-second decision, Pierce made a nice pass to the open Davis. At any other point in the game, it would have just been another nice offensive set-up, but with the game on the line, this play was different. Pierce showed something few superstars have in their teammates. Trust. Davis, yes Big Baby, knocked down a long two to silence the Orlando crowd. The series is tied headed back to Boston for game five in what is now a best of three series...

Yao Ming is out. The Lakers are up two games to one. This series is over... or is it? Houston took full-advantage of their home-court as they evened the series with the Lakers with a surprising twelve-point win over the Lakers. The series is tied at two as the series shifts further west to L.A. Andrew Bynum needs to step up now if the Lakers want to win. There is nobody who can cover him in the post, and due to that, there is no reason for him not to prevail...

Over in the NHL, the Chicago Blackhawks are up three games to two headed back to the Windy City for game 6. Vancouver needs to buckle down to keep their playoff dreams alive. After losing the first two games of the series to the Capitals, the Penguins have won the last three. Of Pitt's three wins, two have come due to overtime winning goals by Malkin and Letang. Each team has one more home game in the series, but in order to play game seven in the nation's capital, Washington will have to pull off a victory in Pittsburgh to even up the series. Game six is a must win for D.C. in this series...

Detroit pulled out a big win at home in game five over Anaheim. The Red Wings now have to win one of their next two games to send the Ducks home for the season. The defending Cup champions are not too far away from their dream to repeat. After losing three straight to the 'Canes, the Boston Bruins showed up in game five to keep their playoff dreams alive. They shut-out the Hurricanes at home in game five and will now have to win the next two games or pack their bags for the summer...

Baseball Notes

The Dodgers have now dropped three games at home this season. They still carry the best record in the bigs to this point. Casey Blake came off the bench to go three for three with a home run. It wasn't enough, as the Giants win in extra innings...

Albert Pujols belted his 12th home run of the season, but it was a 10th inning double by Colby Rasmus that was the difference in the game, as St. Louis downed Cincinnati. Pujols stole his 5th base on the season. Chris Duncan (I actually work with a guy named Chris Duncan) had 3 runs batted in on the day. Jay Bruce and Adam Rosales each had a home run. Joey Votto added a pinch hit home run of his own during the game. Micah Owings came in to pinch-hit in the bottom of the 9th inning with nobody on base and two outs. He hit a game tying home run like like it was nothing. St. Louis finished off the game with a win, their 20th on the season...

Nick Blackburn threw 7 scoreless innings. The bullpen wasn't strong enough to hold onto the two-run lead as Junior Griffey and company spoil N.B.'s chances for a win. Seattle climbs back to .500 with a win over Minnesota...

San Diego had 3 home runs (Headley, A. Gonzalez, Gerut). Houston had 3 home runs (Tejada, Lee, Rodriguez). San Diego had 5 runs scored. Houston had 12. Outside the top of the Padres order (Gerut, Eckstein, Gonzalez, and Headley) the rest of the line-up went 3-for-17 in the game. Between both teams, there were only 6 strikeouts in this game...

My dad picked up Brett Cecil in fantasy baseball and I was like, "Huh, what?" Well, after 6 innings of one run baseball in his Major League debut, Cecil tossed 8 scoreless to pick up his first career win. Every time a Blue Jays player hits the DL, someone else comes out of nowhere to help power the club. Toronto now has the AL's best record at 22-12...

The Rays and Red Sox played a thriller in Fenway Park. Tampa Bay took advantage of Jason Varitek's deteriorating arm, stealing 3 bases on the day. 'Tek has now allowed 31 stolen bases in just 23 games on the season (throwing out a mere 18% of runners). Matt Garza and Josh Beckett dueled; each allowing 3 runs in 7 and 6 innings, respectively. Brian Shouse gave up the only other run in the game, giving Boston the victory. Jonathan Papelbon gave up a walk and a hit to start off his save chance in the 9th, only to strike out the next 3 batters, stranding 2 runners on base to close out the game...

Troy Tulowitzki belted his 5th home run on the season as the Rockies down the Marlins. Chris Volstad allowed only 2 earned runs in 6 innings but didn't get any offensive help and ends up with the loss...

Ryan Zimmerman extend his hit streak to 28 games! An impressive streak, but to put it in perspective, he is only half-way to Joe DiMaggio's record of 56. Either way, congrats to Ryan Zimmerman. Adam Dunn and Josh Willingham each smashed two home runs on the day, but D.C. still loses to the Diamondbacks (now under new management)...

Japanese rookie pitcher (age 33) Kenshin Kawakami has now gone two starts without allowing a home run. He still has yet to hold the opposition to under two runs in any of his 6 starts. Alas, he picks up the win (second on the season) as the Braves pulled out a close one over the Phillies...

Rookie pitcher Ricky Porcello picked up his second win in a row as the Tigers take down the bottom of the league Cleveland Indians. Cleveland stranded 10 of their 13 base runners in the game. 5 of those were on base with less than 2 outs...

The Mets continue to roll, just as the Sportsune Cookie Daily Divination states. Now winners of 7 in a row after beating down the Pittsburgh Pirates. Livan Hernandez threw 6 strong innings, as the Mets hold off a later Pirates rally to pull out the win and give themselves a game lead in the division...

A 34 year old rookie, Koji Uehara, had a second solid outing this season against the Yankees in a no decision. He has a 1.64 ERA against the Yankees and a less than impressive 4.83 ERA against everyone else. Mark Teixeira, Robinson Cano, and Johnny Damon all hit home runs, as New York has a come-from-behind win to take down the Orioles. Damon's home run is his 5th of the week (I know this because I had to play the bastard in fantasy)...

Fantasy Break

So the bastard I played in fantasy last week (yahoo public league) started 9 position players all week; Hernandez, Pujols, Weeks, Martin, Tulowitzki, Dunn, Beltran, Damon, and Drew. They combined to hit 21 home runs on the week. They combined for 230 at-bats. That is one home run every eleven at bats for the entire team! FML...

Jayson Werth had four home runs on his bench...

Ever Wonder?

Why I even write the Cookie?

So do I...

Quoted

"We don't change our game plan for anybody, whether we're at home or on the road... We know how we're going to come out tonight. They're going to have to adjust to us."

LeBron James made this statement, which has been right thus-far this season. The Cavaliers have the top seed entering the post-season and have yet to lose. Cleveland is now one win away from moving on to the Conference Finals. If they win game four, it would mean their second post-season sweep in a row and eighth win in a row during the playoffs...

Tossing Pennies

If you were told that Toronto, Kansas City/Detroit, Texas, New York (NL), St. Louis, and Los Angeles (NL) were going to be the division winners at this point in the season, how many of them would you believe?

Personally, I can believe St. Louis to a point, and the Dodgers are a no-brainer. The Mets are even acceptable. But Texas winning without Hamilton! Kansas City tied for first? Toronto with a better record than the Rays, Red Sox, and Yankees? It has been a wild start to the 2009 MLB season...

Q02520

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Daily Divination

Divinations still in Progress: The Chicago Cubs and New York Mets become two of the hottest five clubs in the month of May. The Denver Nuggets beat the Dallas Mavericks in five games or less. The L.A. Dodgers will win the NL West...

Note: Sj, this is a Divination already in progress, it is not being predicted every day. Just trying to keep tabs on the stuff already of noted divinations...

1/3 on the season


10

George Brett
Frank Robinson
Tony Gwynn
Barry Bonds
Hank Aaron
Eddie Murray
Ken Griffey Jr.
Willie Stargell
Vladimir Guerrero
Willie McCovey

Seriously, no guesses last week...

Name It

"Pick me out a winner _________"

Again, no guesses last Friday...


A Picture is worth 1000 Particles
















Time Warp

There is an outline to being a Notre Dame fan...

More Beastly Works...

Lyricatical

Cookielicious...

Did You Know?

Jay Berwanger was drafted by the Philadelphia Eagles with the first overall pick in 1936. He became the first player to ever be taken in the first ever NFL draft...

Answering the Questions

ATQ - Rawbeezeitz argued last week, "Who acclaimed Luongo to be the best goalie in the League?"

Rawb, there is a disclaimer at the end of every Sportsune Cookie written by DAndrew. It reads, "Disclaimer: Written as always in IMO font..." This would mean that I acclaimed Luongo to be the best goalie in the leauge, IMO...

Notes From Apostrophe

If you would like to participate in upcoming Sportsune Cookies, feel free to contact me anytime...


As always, leave 'em below...

Disclaimer: Written as always in IMO font...

Wanna crack open another Sportsune Cookie?
Sportsune Cookie 20090511
v 14 votes c 32 comments
Sportsune Cookie 20090508
v 12 votes c 15 comments
Sportsune Cookie 20090507
v 13 votes c 16 comments
Sportsune Cookie 20090506
v 13 votes c 21 comments
Sportsune Cookie 20090505
v 14 votes c 22 comments




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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
180 days ago
Score 4+-
"If you were told that Toronto, Kansas City/Detroit, Texas, New York (NL), St. Louis, and Los Angeles (NL) were going to be the division winners at this point in the season, how many of them would you believe? "

Actually, I am not surprised by Toronto's success at all. I felt this team was on the rise last season.

A few things work in their favor:

1. Low expectations. These are not the early 90s. A division with NY, Boston (and yes) Tampa Bay sheds the spotlight anywhere but north of the border.

2. Cito Gaston. Perhaps one of the most underrated managers in baseball history. The man has managed two WS championship teams. And of course, both were in Toronto.

3. A good young team that is only getting better. And it never hurts to have a healthy Roy Halladay in the rotation.

The AL East should be very interesting this season.
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DeutscherRed-Shirting
180 days ago
Score 2+-
Go Jays! Here's to hopefully being competitive in July!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
180 days ago
Score 1+-
Leaders in May aren't equivalent to "winners"
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
180 days ago
Score 3+-
No, of course not. But it is good for baseball to have an even more competitive AL East Division.
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DeutscherRed-Shirting
180 days ago
Score 2+-
All this Toronto praising is making me feel icky, Paul Maurice (coach of the Carolina Hurricanes who are currently one game away from advancing to the Eastern finals) is being paid by the Toronto Maple Leafs. It would be pretty funny if he made it to the cup final and gave Brian Burke a wink. Thanks for firing me Burkie and then paying me to have success. I guess its funny because it would be the second time Toronto has done it. Crawford was fired by the Leaf's affiliate and went the next year to coach (on the Leafs dime) the Av's to the cup.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
180 days ago
Score 2+-
Dodgers: Hah! Without Manny, it looks like the NL west may be mediocre again.


Zimmerman: 28 games is impressive. Too bad the Nats are so bad. If he makes it to 30 games, he'll make it to Wikipedia's list.


Mets: Freakin' Mets. I hope the Braves will do the right thing and beat them, since Atlanta went ahead and spoiled the Phillies weekend.


And I'd love to see KC and Toronto win their divisions. I always like to see new blood in the playoffs.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
180 days ago
Score 0+-
"Ever Wonder? Why I even write the Cookie?" Well... I still think this guy did it better... but I'm not mad atchya!
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
180 days ago
Score 4+-
I don't think a comment like this will encourage someone to continue writing SC...especially when there is a shortage of comments and votes in general.


It's not easy to churn out daily content. I enjoy the cookie, and hope it will continue. I will not be surprised if it becomes something less than daily, though.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
180 days ago
Score 4+-
I think Manny's just kidding, and DAndrewfalcon knows he's just kidding. I think.
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RomiezzoLegend
180 days ago
Score 3+-
I hope...


As always, great writing, DAnd.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
180 days ago
Score 1+-
Yes, I was kidding! Some of you have entertainly twisted opinions of the words I diseminate.

As far as the 'Cookie? It's easy to do. Sports events of the day write this thing for you! It's tougher to find a viable reason why...

I created the Sportsune Cookie last June to prove to a certain someone that 2-3,000 (and sometimes closer to 8,000) words of daily varietal content was a feasable feat. It was under the premise that it would lead to a paying "gig". So I set out with the idea to write a column I would want to read... Two words of advice: NEVER trust anyone, and NEVER write on "spec". I could write two of these a day, every day... but again - the question is WHY?

Like a spider and it's web, you become a slave to the creation instead of continuing to be creative... The spider that doesn't live for its web starves.

Falpostrodrew has done an EXCELLENT job with this "project". I commend him for even trying it in the first place, he had my blessing and half-hearted (hey, life is a bitch sometimes!) input and salute him for doing it so well for as long as he has. I hope he continues it, but won't feel a milligram of disappointment if he chooses to step away from this loathesome beast...

Who knows? Maybe, I'll give it a rip again one day (figure out a way to pay me and this column would be better, more fluid, more professional, more entertaining and more chock full of nuttiness than ever, YES!!! EV------ER!!!)
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
177 days ago
Score 3+-
Hobbies do not pay. Unlike playing in the National Hockey League.... :)
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
180 days ago
Score 0+-
Luongo's good, but Tim Thomas is the best goalie in the NHL. The argument can also be made that Backstrom and Mason had better seasons.
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DAndrewJV Squad
180 days ago
Score 2+-
This comment ^ has been brought to you by a Boston fan...

"Known mostly for their short-sightedness, Boston fans do always believe their team's players are amongst the best in the league because they get extensive time on ESPN."

"Boston fans... brought to you by the lord himself, so we all have someone to make fun about..."

Bostonians are a registered trademark of ESPN
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
180 days ago
Score 0+-
But I didn't think he was the best goalie in the NHL last year, sooooooooooo...
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
180 days ago
Score 1+-
Tim Thomas 2009 stats: 2.10 GAA (1st in NHL), .933 SV% (1st in NHL). Postseason stats: 1.77 GAA (1st in NHL), .937 SV% (2nd in NHL). But yeah, I just think he's good cuz he plays for Boston, and ESPN plays non-stop Bruins highlights all year long.
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CheezerAll-Star
180 days ago
Score 4+-
So, one outstanding season and he's crowned the best goalie in the NHL? It's one season...
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
180 days ago
Score 0+-
It brings up a good question, what does it mean to be the "best goalie in the NHL?" Career wise, obviously Brodeur is the best active goalie. But in terms of the best goalie, right now, today, the 11th of May, it's Tim Thomas. And he was far from a slouch last year (2.44 GAA, .921 SV%).
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
180 days ago
Score 1+-
And it's not just the numbers. Those are the tangible, concrete expressions of an extremely smart, collected, and athletic goalie. He only made 19 saves last night, for instance, but some of them were ridiculously good.


How do I embed a YouTube video in a comment?
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HeywoodJablomeWaterboy
180 days ago
Score 0+-
Tim Thomas is the best goalie in the NHL today. If the Bruins needed to win one game and could pick one of 30, I'd still go with Timmay!
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
180 days ago
Score 0+-
This save last night was simply Hasekian:


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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
180 days ago
Score 0+-
Although Hasek probably would have dropped his stick while making the save.
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DeutscherRed-Shirting
180 days ago
Score 2+-
Oh we all know Hasek would have done the barrel roll making the save from some unachievable angle for the rest of us mere mortals while his stick somehow ends up behind the net.


There are way too many intangibles involved to name one guy the best, have a favourite have a game stealer but not one is the clear cut best in the league. Bulin and Thomas have a great defence in front of them while Mason does not and look at poor Lou his team will all but stop playing offensively and leave him twisting in the wind.
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SSreportersLegend
180 days ago
Score 1+-
Not that this debate matters......the Canucks season will end tonight and the Bruins' will in Carolina tomorrow.
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HeywoodJablomeWaterboy
179 days ago
Score 0+-
you wish it did SSreporters: Bruins all the way baby!
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
180 days ago
Score 0+-
The 10: Ten players who have no relation to one another in any way?


Ten players that I have no clue what their commonality could be?
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False ProphetAll-Star
180 days ago
Score 0+-
I think they all have at least 300 career Home Runs. Not all of them have at least 100 stolen bases, and not all of then are former MVPs, so that's my guess. If not 300 than 200. But i'm fairly confident about the 300
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RomiezzoLegend
180 days ago
Score 1+-
Tony Gwynn has 135 homers. So, no...
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False ProphetAll-Star
180 days ago
Score 0+-
then they all have 100+ homers. I really should have noticed that, but I'm waayyy too exhausted to even care.
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Tmil42AAA-er
180 days ago
Score 2+-
The quote is, "Pick me out a winner, Bobby." It's from the Natural. The 10 is a tough one today...I have to think on it some more before I can make an accurate guess.
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Tmil42AAA-er
180 days ago
Score 1+-
Got the 10...it's the top-ten all-time leaders in IBB.
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RomiezzoLegend
177 days ago
Score 0+-
You're awesome at the Top 10.

I was definitely knew that all of them led a season or two (or 13) in intentional walks. However, that got past me. I was looking at batting averages...

Good job Tmil42.
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