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Sportsune Cookie 20090506

by DAndrew and Behbigben15
created May 06, 2009, last edited May 07, 2009
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Welcome to the Sportsune Cookie...


Typing with reckless abandon...

A Cheerio feel on my bed,
Now I can't find it...

Warning: Read the following at your own risk. Possible Probable side effects include brain strain, eye scratching, and a probable cause of perpetual stupidity...

Today's Weather: It's been raining for a week straight it seems...

Sportsune Cookie

Pre-emptive Maneuvers

Behbigben15 Talks

Ok cool, here we go..

In my opinion, yes, Lebron James is NBA's best player as of right now. Not only can he put up the points, but he can play with the big men in the paint. He is, by far, the best all-around player right now. During the regular season, he had the second-most points per game (28.4) in the NBA, and was his team's leading rebounder (7.4 PG) and assist man (7.2 PG). Never underestimate his ability to shoot the three either. In 81 games this season he shot 34% from beyond the three-point line, which is better than the likes of Dwyane Wade and Tony Parker. Cleveland is at the point they are now because of his talent, and leadership abilities. King James has always been mature (made an immediate impact after coming into the NBA from High School), but this year he and his Cavs have taken it to a whole new level.

Top five players for a team entering today's playoffs:

Tim Duncan
Lebron James
Dirk Nowitzki
Kobe Bryant
Dwyane Wade

I have chosen these five guys based on past playoff performances, will to play and, of course overall athletic ability. Duncan and Nowitzki have both seen better days, but they can still get the job done, and have really proven themselves in the playoffs. I did not choose a point guard, instead two shooting guards because Wade and Bryant are both prolific scorers and can get to the free throw line when they need to most. Plus, they both have championships to their name. With Lebron James in the mix, I think this team has a very good balance of strength and agility. Duncan, Nowitzki and James give the team plenty of rebound opportunities, and James, Bryant and Wade have the quickness and knack for the basket. Nowitzki, along with Bryant at times, has the ability to shoot the three while Duncan gives the team a great inside option.

Sixth man: Rajon Rondo

Rondo at age 23 is the youth of this all-star team. Since last year, I think Rondo has really blossomed into an NBA starter, giving this team depth. In Boston's seven-game, first round series with Chicago, he averaged 19.4 PPG and 9.3 RPG. Boston's success in winning the series was all thanks to Rondo's outstanding performance, having a PG collect over nine rebounds per game can really help out a team, no matter who is on the floor. Rondo is a very physical player, despite his size, and would be a big boost coming off the bench.

02520: Thanks for the input BBB15...

Back Four

If Brett Favre does his whole little "retire or not retire" deal again this off-season, I'ma lose my mind. That is all SportsCenter will talk about, which is why I rarely ever watch it (or television for that matter). Even writing about this gives more attention to the situation than it deserves. Brett loses respect every off-season. His move to the Jets knocked him off my "favorite players" board and now he is headed to the "annoying players" board. Brett, go home and shut-up. Three years from now, come back as an analyst or color-commentator. Story over...

To learn more on the chain-reaction to the Favre unretirement, check this out...


Post-emptive Maneuvers

M V P

LeBron James finally takes home the MVP trophy he deserves. James received his well-earned trophy before leading his Cavilers to a huge win over the Atlanta Hawks. LeBron lead the game with 34 points while getting help from Mo Williams and the rest of his crew to bury the Hawks by a 27 point margin. The Cavilers have won all five of their games this post-season and each game was won by an average of 17.8 points. LeBron certainly has the best shot at a ring to this point in his young career...

In other NBA news, despite Dirk Nowitzki's 35 point night, the Mavericks fall again to the Denver Nuggets by a score of 117 to 105. The series will shift to Dallas for game three with the Nuggets leading two games to none...

Hockey

The Canucks took the ice out of the home of the Chicago Blackhawks as they took game three and the lead in the series. Vancouver should continue to roll in this series after gaining momentum with this past win. Meanwhile, the eighth seeded Ducks continue to show their mighty as they take a two games to one lead over the defending Stanley Cup Champion Red Wings. The Ducks are surprising everyone, but how long can they keep it up?

Baseball Notes

Ryan Zimmerman has a 23 game hit streak. Too bad he didn't get to finish the game in Washington... due to rain of course. Houston and D.C. will pick up the extra inning game on Thursday...

Matt LaPorta is now one for ten, with that one hit being a home run of course. After tearing up the minors to begin the season, LaPorta has struggled in his first few games in the majors. There is confidence saying that his struggles won't last long...

After a few rough outings during his first major league season, Rick Porcello showed once again why he is beloved by so many scouts. The young-gun tossed seven scoreless against the Minnesota Twins, his second quality outting on the season...

Texas and Seattle played extras, but one would not know it by looking at the seven to two final score. Must be those bull-pens. After all, the game was tied one to one after nine innings. It was a dark night for Denny stARK, as he gave up six runs in the tenth inning, allowing Texas to pull only a half-game behind the Mariners for first in the division...

Brandon Phillips drove in six of the Reds seven runs against the Marlins. Volstad received his first loss on the season after receiving no help from the offense or the bull-pen. Meanwhile, Edison Volquez went eight scoreless innings for his second straight start. The boy is again looking like he did early last season...

Evan Longoria added three more rbi to his league leading total of 34 as the Rays beat Baltimore six to three. Matt Garza went eight strong innings allowing only two earned runs while picking up his third win on the season. The Rays still remain well under that .500 mark but tonight's win is encouraging...

The Cardinals and Phillies had a scoring fest as five home runs left the ball-park and seventeen runs crossed the plate. Pujols barely kept his streak alive (more on that in a minute or so depending on how fast you read) as the Cardinals fall to the Phillies in regulation...

John Buck's bases loaded single gave the Royals a walk-off win after ten innings of play. The surprise of the year Royals now hold a game and a half lead in the division. (Meaning they are in first, not last, which shocks many people)...

Brian Giles also got in on the walk-off action. His tenth inning double sent the Padres home for the night with another win on the season. San Diego has been on a cold streak lately despite the clutch win over the Rockies. After starting the season at a surprising 10-7, the team has dropped eight of their last ten games...

The Dodgers scored three runs in the first inning and then held on the rest of the way. Jonathan Broxton closed out his eighth save on the season, fanning two and lowering his season earned run average to a mere 0.64. The Dodgers, who have now the best record in baseball, continue to roll, especially at home. The Blue have won all twelve home games thus-far into the season...

Pujols

Here is a jinx that is hard not to make. Since realization of this statistic a week ago, it has been hard fighting to not bring it to the attention of Cookie Readers in fear of bringing on a jinx. Oh well, let's see what happens. Pujols streak of reaching base in every one of his games this season almost came to an end against the Phillies. Pujols was 0 for 4 when walking to the plate against Brad Lidge in the ninth inning. Luckily for Lidge, it was not yet a save situation, otherwise he may have been rattled for another two year span as Pujols hit a monsterous home run to continue his streak of reaching base in every game to this point in the season. Go Pujols!!!


Ever Wonder?

What if a pitcher could throw 110 miles per hour? How unhittable would be that guy?


Tossing Pennies

Who is the top player in each of the top four respective sports?

Personally, it would be Albert Pujols, Alexander Ovechkin, Larry Fitzgerald, and LeBron James...


Q02520

Sporting Radio:

Q02520, with your host DAndrew...

Brought to you by the mean streets of ArmchairGM...

"All Sports, All You"

Reporting during May...

DAndrew - "Alex Rodriguez is a douchebag, and you are all surprised?"


Daily Divination

Again, not really feeling anything new...

Divinations still in Progress: The Chicago Cubs and New York Mets become two of the hottest five clubs in the month of May. The Denver Nuggets beat the Dallas Mavericks in five games or less...

Note: Sj, this is a Divination already in progress, it is not being predicted every day. Just trying to keep tabs on the stuff already of noted divinations...

1/3 on the season


10

Probably the final day for this bunch:
Barry Bonds
Andre Dawson
Frank Thomas
Rafael Palmeiro
Jose Canseco
Dave Kingman
Sammy Sosa
Fred McGriff
Jeff Bagwell
Mark McGwire


Name It

"________, how fast were you throwing fifteen years ago?"

"Slow enough to where scouts stopped using the word "fast."


A Picture is worth Greatness

AP Photo
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Time Warp

Cookie's First?

Sportsune Cookies are always avaiable upon request...


Lyricatical

This is ten percent Choco, twenty percent chip, fifteen percent reason for that iceing dip, five precent butter, fifty percent nuts, and a hundred percent reason to render a Cookie...










Did You Know?

Pedro Martinez may be known as a head hunter, but he has hit the same amount of batters in his career as "Mr. Control" Greg Maddux. Randy Johnson and Tim Wakefield have even more hit batsmen than Pedro on their careers...

When it comes to strike-outs, the flame-throwing Nolan Ryan is fourth all-time in strike-outs per nine innings. Seven of the top ten in this category off all-time players are still active; Arthur Rhodes, Jake Peavy, Oliver Perez, Johan Santana, Pedro Martinez, Kerry Wood, and Randy Johnson. Martinez, Wood, and Johnson are the only three to have an average in double digits...


Notes From Apostrophe

Thanks to BBB15 for his input during today's Cookie...

The Greinke clip is slated for a Cookie to be published later in the week...

I did find that Cheerio, eventually...

If you would like to participate in upcoming Sportsune Cookies, feel free to contact me anytime...


As always, leave 'em below...

Disclaimer: Written as always in IMO font...


Wanna crack open another Sportsune Cookie?
Sportsune Cookie 20090511
v 14 votes c 32 comments
Sportsune Cookie 20090508
v 12 votes c 15 comments
Sportsune Cookie 20090507
v 13 votes c 16 comments
Sportsune Cookie 20090506
v 13 votes c 21 comments
Sportsune Cookie 20090505
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JuTMSY4Legend
203 days ago
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Har har...

Jimmy, how fast were you throwing fifteen years ago?

Jimmy: Slow enough that the scouts stopped using the word "fast".
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RomiezzoLegend
203 days ago
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I still need to watch that movie. I don't know what rock I was living under when the movie came out...
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JuTMSY4Legend
203 days ago
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was it a rock in Kuwait?
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Steel TownDraft Pick
203 days ago
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My best athletes in the four major sports:


Basketball: Lebron James (Kobe is a very close second)
Baseball: Pujols (Till we find out what scandal he is involved in)
Football: Tom Brady (vomit)

Hockey: Sidney Crosby (A case can be made for Ocho)
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
203 days ago
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Is it best athletes? or best players? Dandrew said player, so I'll go with that. I DQ myself from hockey and basketball due to a (somewhat regrettable) lack of knowledge of hockey and a significant lack of interest in the NBA.


Baseball: Manny Ramirez. When he wants to, he can do it all. Pujols is a monster though.


Football: Fitzgerald and Brady are good choices. This one's a lot harder, as so much goes into being the best player. Peyton Manning could make a case. I am so waffling here...I can't figure out who would be the best choice here.
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RomiezzoLegend
202 days ago
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"I DQ myself from hockey and basketball due to..." I thought you were going to say, "due to the fact that I suck at both of those sports."
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
203 days ago
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Zimmerman, Pujols and the Dodgers are amazing. Although I'd have been just as happy to see Pujols' streak come to an end. :-) And how about those Phillies? Proof you can win even with a suspect pitching staff. Myers is really kinda becoming a one-trick pony - and it's not a good trick. But...two against the Cards is nothing to sneeze at.


And I'm glad to see I'm not alone in my disappointment with Favre. Although I must say that when he 'retired' again, I had a nagging feeling in my head that we haven't yet seen the last of him. Please, Brett - pull together what remaining shreds of sense you have and just...retire. For real, though...
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TrizzAll-American
203 days ago
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Personally I dont see how Favre instantly makes the Vikes contenders they dont need Favre, they just need someone to not make mistakes and let ADP and the Defense win the game
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DAndrewJV Squad
203 days ago
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"Someone to not make mistakes..."' Well, that rules Favre out automatically...
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
203 days ago
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Favre will bring the Super Bowl trophy to Minnesota! Mark my words! hahahahahahaha...
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False ProphetAll-Star
203 days ago
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Favre might make give the vikings what they need to win 1-2 playoff games. At his age and given his absurd number of INTs, he's not what the Vikings need at QB (although he's definitely an upgrade). They need a smart, more precision-based passer instead of gunslinger favre.
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DeutscherRed-Shirting
203 days ago
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The Ducks are not going away, Jonas Hiller is apparently not scared of the Wings which is too bad cause it would make things a lot easier. The Ducks have 23 players on the roster from North America, pretty much the same group that won the cup a couple years ago. I'm not one to say Euros are soft but it helps for bonding and such to have something in common, don't scoff look at the Blackhawks they are all about 25ish single and love to party. They hang out all the time and really bond much like the Oilers of the '80s. It matters, Yes the Ducks can keep this up and the Wings are screwed if they cant win in the Honda centre.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
203 days ago
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Jonas Hiller, who is carrying them on his Swiss back, is not from North America. They do have a good team, though. I think the fact that they're veterans who have been together explains their apparent chemistry more than their origins.


Detroit got a bit screwed last night, but they screwed themselves by not playing until down 2-0.
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DeutscherRed-Shirting
203 days ago
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Yeah I know they just have the most North Americans on the roster of all the teams left. The Red Wings have the least. Hmmm means nothing probaly or something probaly not.If you where wondering Carolina has 22 while Boston has 20 while the rest have about 15-18.
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Behbigben15All-Star
203 days ago
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You didn't have to add in the "Ok, cool. Here we go.." on the Behbigben15 Talks section.

That was just part of the message I sent to you. But, it's cool. It kinda makes it sound like I'm actually reading it aloud like this is a show.

Anyways, keep these coming.
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Tmil42AAA-er
203 days ago
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Couple quick hits from me:
  • Randy Johnson also used to have a reputation as a headhunter in the mid-to-late 90s, if I'm not mistaken.
  • Wakefield's number of hit batsmen is most likely stemmed from the unpredictable nature of the knuckleball.

Here's the most surprising thing I've seen this week: Career IP:

  • Pedro Martinez- 2,782.2
  • Greg Maddux- 5008.1

I knew that Maddux had pitched significantly more than Pedro, obviously, but I hadn't realized that the difference was 2,200 innings. That's insane. And it might be the reason for the equality in hit batsmen.

  • And I'm sure that Pedro's 98-MPH fastball was slightly more responsible for his reputation as a headhunter. One of the great things (I think the greatest, actually) was Maddux's ability to beat you with his brains without having the overpowering stuff of Pedro or Randy Johnson.


And last one...which Frank Thomas are you talking about?
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Tmil42AAA-er
203 days ago
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Never mind on the Frank Thomas thing. The 10 are non-active players with the most career HRs.
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False ProphetAll-Star
203 days ago
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DAndrew, the name it is from a pretty awful movie, imo. I haven't been reading all of this series that closely, but I'm sure you can find better movies than that to quote from. Although i may very well be in a very small minority with this opinion. I'm not gonna name the movie though ;)
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False ProphetAll-Star
203 days ago
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i really need to read the rest of the comments more carefully in the future...
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RomiezzoLegend
202 days ago
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The top ten is: The top ten nonactive players who have hit 400+ home runs who currently aren't in the Hall of Fame?
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Tmil42AAA-er
202 days ago
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Damn it. I forgot to put in that they weren't in the HOF. Good catch.
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