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Sportsune Cookie 20090416

by DAndrew
created April 16, 2009, last edited April 19, 2009
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Welcome to Manny Stiles FORMER Daily Weekday Column:

"Sportsune Cookie" - Stiles is... busy, please leave your message at the beep...

I've seen better days... and the bottom drops out

Hope everyone got their taxes in on time...

Warning: Read the following at your own risk. Possible Probable side effects include eye strain, brain scratching, and a probable cause of stupidity...

Today's Weather: 85% tired, 20% can't sleep, 56% upset...


Sportsune Cookie

The NBA playoff match-ups are finally set...

Cleveland vs Detroit

LeBron dominates this series. That plus home-court advantage equals a no-chance for the Pistons...

Boston vs Chicago

Derek Rose will give Rondo some difficulties, but it won't matter. Boston rolls into the second round...

Los Angeles vs Utah

The Lakers may be the best team in the league. Utah definitely is not...

Denver vs New Orleans

Here is the upset pick. CP3 has a chance to run the series. I'm pulling for the guys from the south. Chauncy just keeps showing he is a force, but he won't be enough to get them to round two...

Orlando vs Philadelphia

Can't agree with Steve Avery on an upset here. Missing Nelson is makes the series more difficult for the Magic, but they are still too much for the 76ers. Although, it could be a fun series to watch...

Atlanta vs Miami

Can D-Wade carry a young team on his own? Not quite sure but it's looking good that they make it out of the first round...

San Antonio vs Dallas

Tony Parker and Tim Duncan are true professionals. Plus, Cuban's reaction when the Mavericks lose (again) is too priceless to think about. The Spurs in five...

Portland vs Houston

Yao is going to be a test for the bigs, Oden and Aldridge, but Brandon Roy is the key difference maker in this series. Portland pulls it out thanks to home-court advantage...

Los Angeles vs Portland

The Lakers are just too good for the young Blazers. Dandrew will be rooting for Roy and company, but it won't be enough. Lakers run away...

Cleveland vs Miani

LeBron vs Wade is what this one will be called. Too bad LeBron and company are better than Wade and his crew. It won't matter who wins the individual battles because the Cavs will be in the conference finals again...

San Antonio vs New Orleans

Seeing CP3 move onto the conference finals would be a great thing to watch. It is just too hard to predict it happening. San Antonio uses their experience and staff to pull this one out...

Boston vs Orlando

If the Big Ticket is healthy, this will be an easy series for Boston; espically considering Nelson is out...

Cleveland vs Boston

LeBron gets some help from the home-court advantage and pull out some late game seven heroics...

Los Angeles vs San Antonio

The Lakers are too good as a team (with or without Kobe). Considering Bynum is back, the Lakers will have to fight to get to the finals, but they will win the battle...

Cleveland vs Los Angeles

Rooting for LeBron all the way. He should be the MVP as well as the Finals MVP. First time in his career for either and not the last...

Get ready for the Playoffs!!!


Preemptive Maneuvers

The House That George Built

Will it live up to the House that Ruth built? No. Not even close. Sure, it is a nice stadium, but it will never have the tradition, memories, and history of the house the George Herman Ruth built. Either way, C.C. Sabathia will kick off the premier of the Yankees new stadium against reigning Cy Young winner Cliff Lee...


Post-emptive Maneuvers

Last Night

Jose Theodore is proving to be the problem in D.C. Washington fell in Game One to the Rangers. The Devils rolled over the Hurricane, one of the two correct picks from yesterday. The other correct pick was Vancouver getting their first of four wins in this series. Upsettingly enough, the Flyers fell to the Penguins and Marc-Andre Fleury was amazing... again. It's only one game...

Kinsler

Ian Kinsler decided it would be a good day to go off. A six for six day at the plate led him to become the second player this season to hit for the cycle following in Orlando Hudson's steps a few days back. Ian compiled thirteen total bases in the night, stole a base, scored five times, drove in four runs, turned a double-play, got the gatorade, cut the grass, and even cut out his own bat for the game. Well, almost...

A Pair of Homeruns

Ichiro belted a four-run home run in Seattle's win over Jered Weaver and the Los Angeles Angels of Aniehiem California who are really in Orange County but actually played the game in Seattle, Washington. Ichiro's return was surpassed by only one other moment on the night; Junior Griffey hit his 400th home run in a Seattle uniform. Congrats to The Kid...

Walk Off Walk

Brian Wilson needed ten pitches to walk James Loney in the bottom of the nineth in Los Angeles. Manny Ramirez, Andre Ethier, and Russell Martin were all on base, so to make room for Loney on first, somebody had to come home. What an upsetting way to drop to two and six on the season for the Giants. The Dodgers will take the win and move into a tie atop the division with the Padres early in this season...


Unsportsrelated Havoc

Arbys Visit...

Ever Wonder?

What is the greatest sports story you never heard?

Tossing Pennies

What was your "dream moment" when growing up in sports?

Personally, I always wanted that walk-off home-run to win the State Championship in my senior season. Never likely and didn't happen, but it would have been great...

WTMF Sports

Channel Manny Presents:

W.T.M.F. Sports with your guest-host, DAndrew...

Brought to you being tired...

"That would be me..."

Reporting on today, April somedate... Dandrew

02520 - The NHL, The NBA, the combo of the three and four sports playoffs is almost as good as the either of the top two playoffs all by themselves...


The Adventures of ManRays

Today's "Ray of the Day" is Carlos Pena...

After a slow (yet short) start, Pena has been dialing up the long ball, hitting his third home run in the last four games (fourth home run on the season)...

Honorable Mention: B.J. Upton

Bossman Junior's first hit of the season went for an rbi double. Unfortunately in a losing effort as the Rays fall to the Yankees in the game and their first home series of the season...

On Deck - The Rays are staying home waiting for the White Sox to come rolling in for a four game set. The bull-pen needs to turn it around for the Rays to pull this losing slide to a quick stop and pull back over .500 on the season...

Go Rays!


10

Cy Young
Pud Galvin
Nolan Ryan
Walter Johnson
Phil Niekro
Gaylord Perry
Don Sutton
Jack Powell
Eppa Rixey
Bert Blyleven

Congrats to LASB for coming close enough to yesterday's ten; the last ten franchises to win the Stanley Cup...

A Picture is worth 1000x42


Wii Note

Today’s Wii Note: Some questions arose about Dandrew's Wii home run derby score. It is nine home runs at a total of 5121 feet...


Answering the Questions

ATQ - "Should "Four games played today will kick off the NFL 2008-09 season playoffs" be "Four games played today will kick off the NHL 2008-09 season playoffs?"" - Sj-hypocycloid

Like I said... "If you catch an error like that, you are more than welcome to help me out and fix it. I write this thing and post it. The editing is up to everyone else ;)"


Notes From Apostrophe

Bad day in sports; Flyers lose, Rays lose, Yankees win, Penguins win, Carpenter down with another injury, Ronald Belisario blows a save for my fantasy team. Esh...

Little bit more bulk, eh Stiles?


As always, leave 'em below...

Disclaimer: Written as always in IMO font...


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LASportsblogAAA-er
234 days ago
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*I did my fed Taxes months ago cause they owed me, I haven't done my State Taxes ever because I OWE them =D lol.
  • "Ichiro belted a four-run home run in Seattle's win over Jered Weaver and the Los Angeles Angels of Aniehiem California who are really in Orange County but actually played the game in Seattle, Washington. Ichiro's return was surpassed by only one other moment on the night; Junior Griffey hit his 400th home run in a Seattle uniform. Congrats to The Kid..." That made me happy for two reasons, calling the Angels Orange Country, and calling a grand slam a "Four Run Home Run"
  • My dream moment is getting 1 appearance with the U.S. Men's National Soccer team. Not even a start, just playing in one game for my country. Any game, Mexico, England, even some nobody country like Haiti, just want to wear the kit, be on the field for the National Anthem and play a few minutes in Goal.
  • I'll try today's "10" being all players with 2 or more Cy Young's in the A.L.? (kneejerk guess)
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JuTMSY4Legend
233 days ago
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So Nate, can you write the state of California an IOU?
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CheezerAll-Star
233 days ago
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So I had the Trivia right when I said, "I was going to say the last 10 cup winners."

Surprising.
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Pittsburgh GunnyMajor Leaguer
233 days ago
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Marc-Andre Fleury was amazing Why yes, yes he was and the Flyers proved once again that their brutish tactics are a stinking pile of crap. C'MON YOU FLIGHTLESS BIRDIES!
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JuTMSY4Legend
233 days ago
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the last time the Flyers won the first game of a playoff series was 2004... They've won 2 series and lost 3 series in that time span...
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Steel TownDraft Pick
233 days ago
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Scott Hartnell was the Pens best player last night. Richards better get him undercontrol if the Flyers want to win.
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JuTMSY4Legend
233 days ago
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so i heard...I was busy last night, so I didn't have a chance to watch... I think Richie still has a bit of growing to do in that role, but he should be fine...
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SSreportersLegend
233 days ago
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I think today's "10" is pitchers who have an ERA under 3.50?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
233 days ago
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"nine home runs at a total of 5121 feet... " - A Ha! You suck...


My greatest sports moment would be travelling back in time and winning those three league championships in 4 years instead of losing each one in the last inning by one run... They were three of my best pitched games ever but each ended up as a 2-1 loss in the last inning for STOOOOPID reasons each time (catcher's balk, Leftfielder dropping a fly ball over the fence for a HR and a fielding error by the stupid starting pitcher - wait, that one was my fault!)


Odd side note: I had a dream this morning before my son woke me up that I was pitching. I couldn't get my pitches up out of the dirt because I couldn't extend my stride! Like one of those dreams where you get into a fight but you can't swing your arms!!! My front leg wouldn't go anywhere. My fastball was a pus cottonball and about 30 mph. It was freaking weird... but oddly enough my slider was still money. (I dream A LOT - far more than I sleep peacefully)
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DAndrewJV Squad
233 days ago
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If by "suck" you mean "are awesome" than sure... Nine home runs at a total of 5121 feet comes out to 569 feet per home run!!!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
233 days ago
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Ummm... <10HR = suck (a.k.a. not "are awesome") Bat 1.000 and then call me =) (I'll screenshot you next time I bother to go Wii)
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