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Sport Crack’s UFC 84: Ill Will Recap

by Crackajg
created May 25, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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Even though some of UFC 84’s most hyped matches didn’t quite play out how we may have wanted, it was still a great ticket. Besides, any UFC event is a good event, that much is common knowledge. UFC 84 saw knockouts, submissions, ground technicians and a main event that lived up to all that preceded it.

Warning: Spoilers follow. If you’ve taped it and still haven’t seen it, and somehow got this far -- well, I warned you.



Christian ‘The Hungarian Nightmare’ Wellisch (8-3-0) vs. Shane Carwin (8-0-0)

This fight would finish second for quickest fights to end for the evening. Up and comer Shane Carwin clocked The Hungarian Nightmare, sending him reeling -- without missing a step, Carwin would go on to pound Wellisch until the referee stopped the fight at 0:44 in the 1st round.

Victor: Carwin by 1st round KO.

John ‘War Machine’ Copenhaver (5-1-0) vs. Yoshiyuki ‘Zenko’ Yoshida (9-2-0)

In yet another match that failed to get past the minute mark, Yoshiyuki Yoshida maneuvered his way into locking in a lethal anaconda choke on Copenhaver. The referee would stop the fight at 0:56 after it was discovered that Copenhaver had actually been put to sleep. Score one for Zenko.

Victor: Yoshida by 1st round submission (anaconda choke).

Ivan Salaverry (12-6-0) vs. Rousimar ‘Toquinho’ Palhares (7-1-0)

This fight went to the ground in a hurry and Palhares had Salaverry in a potential rear naked choke for what seemed like forever. After appearing to finally escape, Palhares dragged Salaverry back down and as smooth as silk, maneuvered his way around to Salaverry’s arm and locked in the arm bar. It was the submission specialist at his finest. Seriously, if you haven’t seen it -- you need to go and find video of it. It was a beautiful thing to watch.

Victor: Palhares by 1st round submission (arm bar).

Tito ‘The Huntington Beach Bad Boy’ Ortiz (15-5-1) vs. Ryoto ‘Lyoto’ Machida (12-0-0)

I hadn’t seen much of Machida up until this fight, but after watching him it’s easy to see why he’s undefeated. He has a unique style all his own, quickly and skillfully dodging incoming attacks.

He had Ortiz exasperated at multiple points in the match, but showed at the end of the first round that although he flees for much of his fights, he is lethal when he sees an opening to attack. It was basically cat and mouse the entire time, with Ortiz stalking Machida the entire fight and failing to land any meaningful strikes on him. He had opportunities in the second and third round, but failed to capitalize on them and Machida would stylistically dominate his way into his 13th victory.

Victor: Machida by unanimous decision.

Wanderlei ‘The Axe Murderer’ Silva (31-8-1) vs. Keith ‘The Dean of Mean’ Jardine (13-3-1)

Even though this would turn out to be the quickest fight of the evening, it was the one I was most looking forward to and it did not fail to live up to my expectations. Although I thought they would go toe to toe for a bit longer, it was common knowledge that this fight was going to be strictly striking.

Unfortunately for Jardine, Silva got the early advantage with a stunning right and in typical Axe Murderer fashion, he finished it off in a hurry. Although many of Silva’s knockouts have been brutal and bloody, it was great to see him attempt to go over multiple times to make sure Jardine was okay. The guy is a class act and shot up my list of favorite fighters by his actions last night.

Victor: Silva by 1st round KO.

BJ ‘The Prodigy’ Penn (12-4-1) vs. Sean ‘The Muscle Shark’ Sherk (32-2-1)

The much awaited main event did not fail to live up expectations, surprisingly remaining upright for the entire fight. Penn and Sherk would trade jabs, hooks and strikes for three straight rounds, leading many to wonder why Sherk wasn’t trying to take it to the ground where he had a better chance of winning. After the fight, Sherk would say he thought he was doing fine on his feet and so no reason to change his strategy. While Sherk did land many blows, Penn seemed just a step ahead of him, keeping him at bay with a stiff jab.

In a controversial ending, a flying knee by Penn followed by multiple strikes led Penn to just stand up and claim Sherk “was done”. After much confusion, and a continuing Penn celebration, it was announced that Penn had won by TKO. The referee had stopped the fight. It was also interesting to note that Sherk stopped using his right hand for much of the end of the fight and may have injured it, although he said nothing of it during his post fight interview. After all the bad blood that had brewed, Penn and Sherk hugged and Penn told Sherk he could come and train with him anytime.

Fifteen straight minutes of kicking the shit out of each other and they both showed class and respect at the end, hugging multiple times. One of the many reasons I love the MMA.

Victor: Penn by 3rd round TKO.

Other fight results:

Dong Hyun Kim defeated Jason Tan by KO in the 3rd round.

Rich Clementi defeated Terry Etim by unanimous decision.

Rameau Sokoudjou defeated Kazuhiro Nakamura by TKO in the 1st round.

Thiago Silva defeated Antonio Mendes by submission in the 1st round.

Goran Reljic defeated Wilson Gouveia by KO in the 2nd round.


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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
553 days ago
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So how soon till Ortiz shows up in Eliete XC?
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CrackajgDraft Pick
553 days ago
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I'm saying 3 months.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
553 days ago
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Eh... I guess the real question is did Dana White put a no competition stipulation in Ortiz's contract. But he is out the door as soon as he can be.
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CrackajgDraft Pick
553 days ago
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Yeah, I think a fresh new arena to compete in will do good for him. He still has many more wins left in his tank, I think.
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CrackajgDraft Pick
553 days ago
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Although I'm sure Dana White enjoyed last night's Ortiz/Machida fight immensely. As in, he was probably giddy the entire time.
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CrackajgDraft Pick
553 days ago
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And if anyone's interested -- here's the Silva/Jardine fight that shows how much of a class act Silva is at the end: http://mixed...ideo-ufc-84/
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CrackajgDraft Pick
553 days ago
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And pretty much every single other fight: Here.
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JasonComackJV Squad
553 days ago
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It's nice to see an analysis that doesn't bas Machida he isn't very popular among the uneducated fans. However I don't think flee is the right word. Kalib Starnes was fleeing. Machida is calculating and if there was more time in the first round he could have finished Tito. Also Sherk didn't attempt many shots because he couldn't take BJ down. BJ is such a freak that Sherks wrestling advantage was neutralized. Also even if he took BJ down he ran the risk of being swept or submitted as BJ's BJJ is world class.
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CrackajgDraft Pick
552 days ago
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Makes sense. Penn's one of my favorite fighters now. I also learned that he is the only American born winner of The World Brazilian J.J. Championship (in the black belt category). Pretty cool.
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CrackajgDraft Pick
552 days ago
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The thing I like most about Machida is that he fakes his strikes like the announcers were saying. So you never know when he's going to attack. To the untrained eye it would seem like he's just dancing around the ring and being a pussy but if you look at each of his strikes, it comes after there's an opening. And yeah, the end of the 1st round showed how lethal he can be. Funny how he decided to flip out like that after Ortiz let his guard down and was shrugging his shoulders. It was almost like he was saying, 'Okay, here you go. You don't want me to attack you.'
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SportsbriefVarsity
551 days ago
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While I agree that Machida wasn't fleeing ala Kalib Starnes, his style of fighting certainly isn't exciting. He forces guys to take chances and exploits openings from there, which is exactly what happened with Tito and why he got caught a couple times. I would loved to have seem him pull off that triangle, though. But Machida winning the title would be a marketing nightmare for the UFC. He'd be as popular a Champion as Tim Sylvia was. Put him in there with Wanderlei, who could actually bring out a more exciting version of Lyoto.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
552 days ago
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Lyoto Machida is a real martial artist. I know this guy since he was 15, always determined to show what he really learned from his father, a japanese samurai show settled down in Brazil and helped to reveal virous champions. Carlos Caju - Norway.
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ThebasketballguruSoccer Kid
552 days ago
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Finally Ortiz is out of the UFC, he is as washed up as his girlfriend(Jenna Jameson)
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OvertheedgeVarsity
552 days ago
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i knew penn would take it, and you did too
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