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Cougar2000
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Sox jersey found under Yankee Stadium - WHAT THE FACK?

by Cougar2000
created April 15, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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The rivalry that is Boston-New York has gotten a little bit stranger. No, Pedro hasn't thrown Don Zimmer to the ground, Jason Varitek hasn't gotten into another fight with A-Rod and Buck Dent is not coming out of retirement. Just when you thought things were strange, it gets stranger.

It seems that there are Red Sox fans in the Bronx. According to MLB.com and CNN.com, construction workers jackhammered through the concrete of the new Yankee Stadium Sunday and pulled out a David Ortiz jersey from underneath the concrete. It seems that a construction worker named Gino Castignoli buried the jersey because he hates the Yankees with a passion. Keep in mind, this is New York, where, according to Playboy magazine, Jimmy Hoffa is buried underneath the 20 yard line at Giants Stadium.

After locating the shirt in a service corridor behind what will be a restaurant in the new stadium, construction workers jackhammered through the concrete Sunday and pulled it out. Yankees officials learned of the almost Tony Soprano-like burial from a Red Sox-rooting construction worker, who had done the deed. The stadium, which will open next year across the street from the current ballpark Yankees president Randy Levine said team officials at first considered leaving the shirt where it was.

After about five hours of drilling Saturday to locate the shirt under 2 feet of concrete, which was tattered and somewhat torn from the jackhammers, it saw the light of day. There is talk of criminal action taken against the construction worker, according to the Bronx District Attorney's office. Yankees president Randy Levine said the shirt would be cleaned up and sent to the Jimmy Fund, a charity affiliated with Boston’s Dana-Farber Cancer Institute. Along with that, New York will send a Yankees Universe T-shirt, which is sold to benefit Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center. At least the Yankees are being proactive in this matter.

Left up to me, he would wear that jersey until hell freezes over. It's understandable that you don't like the Yankees, guy. That's your right. What you don't have the right to do is destory someone else's property. I hope that the Bronx DA throws the book at you, then puts your sorry behind in jail and melts the key in the lock. That move of yours was not the smoothest, your little stunt could have endangered not only you but your co-workers and possibly the patrons of the new stadium. Who knows how many days it will have taken for them to find the shirt, dig it out and put back new concrete?

I will offer him a chance at redemption: if the Bronx DA agrees not to press charges and make this stunt a misdemeanor, he gets no jail time whatsoever, agrees to pay for the time it took to dig up the concrete and apologize to his co-workers and the Yankees in public.

"Estupido es como estupido hacer (Stupid is as stupid does).'


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KelsdadAll-Star
632 days ago
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The way Ortiz is hitting now, they should have buried him.
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SSreportersLegend
632 days ago
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Hahaha, Kels FTW.
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Cougar2000All-American
632 days ago
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GOOD ONE, KELS!
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CityhockeyfeverVarsity Captain
632 days ago
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I may completely hate the Red Sox, but to charge the construction worker with a crime is a bit much here. I think the best punishment is for the guy to pay for the cost of the five hours it took to dig up the jersey and reinstallation of the concrete.
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JuTMSY4Legend
632 days ago
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50k?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
632 days ago
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They'll auction the jersey off to recoup the costs...
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Cougar2000All-American
632 days ago
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Community service would be somewhat fair, an apology to the Yankees and take the money out of his paycheck. Works for me.
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KelsdadAll-Star
632 days ago
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The guy's a Red Sox fan, doesn't he already have enough problems?
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SSreportersLegend
632 days ago
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Kels is on fire....
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Taytay 24All-American
632 days ago
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Castignoli didn't destroy any property or endanger anybody's life. There is nothing structurally unsound about a shirt being buried under the concrete. Kind of blowing this out of proportion, aren't you? Leaving the shirt where it was would have caused no problems at all.

The Yankees, however, are guilty of making this such a big production, and it continues here.

Castignoli's only mistake was bragging about it to his friends.
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Taytay 24All-American
632 days ago
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I heard there were two jerseys buried...
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Cougar2000All-American
632 days ago
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They only found one. As far as blowing this out of proportion, no. It probably set their construction time back at best.
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Taytay 24All-American
632 days ago
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So are they going to have to postpone opening day? In a word: no. As for blowing it out of proportion, I was referring to your claims that this somehow compromised the structural integrity of the stadium and lives were put at risk. Also your suggestion that they should lock him up and throw away the key. Which you have already backed down on in a comment above. I suggest you edit the article to reflect that.
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Cougar2000All-American
632 days ago
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Tay: See new paragraph.
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KelsdadAll-Star
632 days ago
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How about transferring him to Boston and letting him work in the tunnel?
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Cougar2000All-American
632 days ago
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You mean send him to the BIG DIG?
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The PipDiv-I Stud
632 days ago
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The Big Dig? It's all over except for the lawsuits, and even they are coming to a close.  ;)
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JuTMSY4Legend
632 days ago
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if by over you mean they "declared victory" President Bush style...which means plenty of more work and upkeep/keeping the whole damn thing from falling part...
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The PipDiv-I Stud
632 days ago
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This whole this has been awesomely ridiculous.

Last I heard the Yankees were sending the shirt to the Jimmy Fund. Which is the Red Sox official charity and a big deal up in Boston, kids with Cancer.

Well done Yankees. *tips hat*
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Cougar2000All-American
632 days ago
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Thanks for the heads up on the Big Dig, Pip!
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JuTMSY4Legend
632 days ago
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Anyone else think it would have been funnier if they were to bury an O's Kevin Millar jersey... idiot...
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