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Rodney Harrison Tags Ricky Williams as “Dirty”! (Try Not to Laugh Too Hard)
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Here’s a hard to believe story…A story for all intensive purposes is actually just down right comical to say the least coming from Sunday’s game where the Dolphins smacked the Pats right up side their head continuously. And yes, Ronnie Brown just scored again!
Speaking of Brown’s fantasy day, well it’s a known fact that Patriots safety Rodney Harrison, considered by many, including players, fans and just about everyone who isn't involved with his team, to be the dirtiest player in the NFL is now bitching and complaining that, get this, somebody might have played dirty against his team on Sunday. How classical is that…It’s really priceless! A guy who won a poll this off-season conducted by Sports Illustrated peeps no less polling various peeps around the league in regard to the dirtiest player in the league…Who actually won the poll hands down is now calling another player dirty. Where’s the MasterCard commercial when you need one? Although in fairness to Rowdy Roddy, I guess he should know considering he’s the poster child for dirty tactics.
Here’s a little soundbyte from the Sun-Sentinel…
Harrison was angry about the first play of the fourth quarter, when Ronnie Brown sprinted 62 yards with a direct snap. The officials called Williams for a dead-ball personal foul for chop-blocking Patriots linebacker Mike Vrabel, an infraction offset by Vrabel's unnecessary roughness penalty. Was Williams' block dirty? "Of course it was," Harrison said. "Of course it was. There's no place in the game for that."
That’s just purely comical! Shit, it’s not like he’s calling the kettle back or anything…That’s along the same lines of a heroin addict who’s arms are one of that of a human pin cushion telling somebody else who’s ready to stab themselves with a needle not to use and abuse! Simply because there’s no place in life for that…Yeah, that’s just totally f******* awesome! And Ricky Williams will begin conducting seminars on why one shouldn’t smoke the hippie lettuce. My thinking is, well, perhaps Rodney was just a little too high on HGH when he made this spat…He does seem to have issues with that as well!
Hell, it’s not like throughout his 15-year career, he has recorded over $200,000 in fines from the NFL, while also being suspended for a hit during the 2002 season on wide receiver Jerry Rice...No sir! Honestly, if one tried to make this shit up, well it’d be impossible to…F******* impossible! For this can't be made up. Of course, this isn't the first time Harrison has complained about other teams playing dirty. The good news is, we all know what’s coming next…At some point, Bill Belechick’s going to accuse some other team of cheating! Oh yeah, that’s coming!
Here we are three games into the season and everybody associated with the Pats sound like this. Oh, what’s a matter…Need to go suck on mommies left tit? Or is it the right one? Will that make things better? Nevertheless, cry, cry, cry…Ever since their season went up in smoke in the desert last season! Tom Brady’s knee is shredded wheat…"Oh, that was a dirty hit!" "Bernard Pollard needs to be punished…That was a cheap shot!" Now this hot air coming from the other Dick-Rod piehole. I guess we’re lucky Bill Belecheat doesn’t talk!
Point is everybody involved with the Pats needs to glue their lips together and stop contributing to global warming. Wait, wait, isn’t that what we kept hearing this same team saying just a year ago, regarding to them running up the score? And wasn’t it them who didn’t want to hear any of the bitching and complaining? Well, looksy what we have here…Why, this season it would appear as if though the shoe’s on the other foot now, doesn’t it? I just have one question…You guys like apples? Well, how about them F******** APPLES!
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