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Quest for Greatness: A Punter’s Tale

by Bobbyjim45
created January 15, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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Straight back, left knee slightly bent, fingers flailed, LACES OUT (DAN)!!!... good form.
Straight back, left knee slightly bent, fingers flailed, LACES OUT (DAN)!!!... good form.


A little trivia question: Who holds the NFL record for most consecutive games played? Brett Favre, of course… right? Nope. Incorrect. Negatory. Wrongo. The correct answer is Jeff Feagles. No, not the crazy kicker from Ace Ventura. That was Ray Finkle. “If he had held the ball laces out like he’s supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick… Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell!” Jeff Feagles is in fact a punter, currently booting the ball down field after frequent Eli Manning third-and-outs with the Giants.

Chances are you’ve had Feagles punting for your team (well at least if you’re a Patriots, Eagles, Cardinals, Seahawks, or Giants fan). And if you have had him on your team, then chances are your team sucked at that point in time. 41-year-old Jeff Feagles has played in the NFL for 20 years, playing all 16 games in each of those seasons. Yes, that’s a Charlie Weis size 320 games in a row. And in all of those games, there has been one common trend that’s plagued Feagles: losing.

Feagles has always been a great punter, carrying the University of Miami to a national championship in 1987, his senior year. People expected Feagles to go on to great things in the NFL, but it didn’t exactly turn out the way he had hoped.

Feagles was not drafted, but had no worries, as he was signed by the Patriots in 1988, where he was the starter immediately. Feagles stuck with New England for the ’88 and ’89 seasons, but jumped ship for Philadelphia after the Pats failed to make the playoffs both years. Feagles’ Eagles (no punt intended) got off to 3 winning seasons with the coffin corner man on their side. However, they didn’t win a playoff game until 1992, where Feagles won his first playoff game in the Wild Card round, but quickly exited in the divisional playoffs.

Though he was disappointed with the finish to the year, things were still looking up for Jeff Feagles. Only 26, he was about to enter his punter’s prime and already had a playoff win under his belt. But things didn’t go so well. After a sorry 8-8 year with Philly in 1993, Feagles got a needed change of scenery again and headed off to the desserts of Arizona. Though he enjoyed some personal success with the Cards, earning his first Pro Bowl spot in 1995, Arizona was still losing, and Feagles was quickly being labeled a choke artist.

In 1999, a Feagles team finally reached the playoffs again; this time it was Seattle. However, Feagles again suffered a one-and-done and whispers were floating around the league that he didn’t have what it takes to win the big one as an NFL punter.

Finally, an abashed Jeff Feagles reached the New York Giants in 2003. They said he was washed up, but Jim Fassel decided to take a chance on the wily vet. On the back of their new punter, the Giants finished with a 4-12 record. Fassel was fired and hard-ass Tom Coughlin was brought in. A lesser man than Coughlin would’ve immediately used the punter as the scapegoat, but Coughlin saw something. Despite strong urges from the fans to go after some young blood in the punting game, Coughlin stuck with his man, Feagles.

The next season didn’t go so well either, as the Giants finished 6-10, but they were getting better, and Feagles had proven to be the man for the job. Then in 2005, Feagles finally got back to the playoffs, but exited quickly in the first round. He fought through injuries the next year to keep the record alive, but it was another wild card loss in ’06, and Feagles considered retirement.

It was a tough decision for the Feagles family to make, but they decided it was worth it to make one more run at shaking the best-punter-to-only-win-one-playoff-game-in-his-career reputation. It was the right decision to make. After putting together their 10-6 season, the team has ridden their 41-year-old punter to two playoff wins, and now has a date with the Green Bay Packers in the NFC championship game.

Some might say the monkey is off his back, as this is the farthest Feagles has ever gone in his 20 year career, but Jeff Feagles will not just settle for the NFC Championship. He wants the ring. He’s on a quest. It’s a quest to become a great punter; the greatest of all-time, even. This may just be Feagles’ last chance to take home the Lombardi Trophy, and he wants it more than he ever has before. Because nobody remembers a punter who never wins the big one.


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CheezerAll-Star
688 days ago
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Interesting take. This is a very entertaining read.
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Davis21wylieMVP
688 days ago
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Also, Feagles has already achieved immortality as an original Tecmo Super Bowler, so he's got that going for him too.
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
688 days ago
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Wow, can't believe I missed that. That really solidifies his legend...
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SSreportersLegend
688 days ago
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I wish I could vote for this 50 more times......great article man. </s>Feagles is 41? I thought it was 410.
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SSreportersLegend
688 days ago
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Feagles is 41? I thought it was 410.
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
688 days ago
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It's easy to write the inspiring tale of an American legend like Jeff Feagles.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
688 days ago
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miamidolphins
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
688 days ago
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newenglandpatriots
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Falcon02520Legend
688 days ago
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philadelphiaeagles
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IbeargRed-Shirting
688 days ago
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ha... great article, completely ridiculous, but very good. In all seriousness i think Feagles not making the pro bowl is a robbery. Granted i don't really see too many other punters, but Feagles has to be one of the best in the game, consistently nailing punts inside the 10.
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
688 days ago
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Yeah, in all seriousness, this guy basically defines the art of the coffin corner punt.
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JuTMSY4Legend
688 days ago
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seriously....i find it hilarious when i talk to people who remember feagles on the eagles...hahaha
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FrugolfVarsity Captain
687 days ago
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Best Giant punter since Don Chandler, Who? Don Chandler, Who? never mind.
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
687 days ago
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My favorite punter is Scott Player. How can you not love this guy? Image:ScottPlayer.jpg
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
687 days ago
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My favorite punter other than Jeff Feagles that is...
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Davis21wylieMVP
687 days ago
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Love the single-bar facemask (props to Matt Turk as well for sporting it). It's almost like they openly bought their uniforms from those Hutch kids' sets -- minimalist pads, flimsy-ass helmets, etc. They're really going above and beyond the call of duty to advance the "punters aren't real players" stereotype...
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DNLLegend
687 days ago
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Feagles also has a new kitchen and went on a free vacation, complements of Misters Manning and Burress. From the May 13, 2005 edition of the New York Times:
Jeff Feagles, the punter for the Giants, wore No. 10 until he sold it to the rookie quarterback Eli Manning last spring for a one-week vacation in Florida. Then Feagles switched to No. 17, which he sold this off-season to receiver Plaxico Burress for a new outdoor kitchen at his home in Phoenix.[1]
Feagles is the man.
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DNLLegend
687 days ago
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http://www.a...agles#Trivia
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PeanMajor Leaguer
687 days ago
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i loved how feagles was once on the eagles
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