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Niteowl049
Baseball fan following baseball since 1955. Have been fortunate enough to have seen Ted Williams, Mickey Mantle, Roger Maris, Johnny Bench, Roberto Clemente and Dale Murphy play baseball in Kansas City and Houston. Served in Army in Hawaii and Vietnam with 25th Infantry Division.

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Players From the Past: Bob Uecker

by Niteowl049
created May 19, 2008, last edited March 03, 2009
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Baseball Notebook

Players From the Past: Bob "Mr. Baseball" Uecker

Born: January 26, 1935 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Major League Debut: April 13,1962 Final Game: September 29, 1967

Bob Uecker wasn't exaggerating when he says he was a terrible baseball player. He hit .200 in his five year career in the Majors. It even makes more sense to change the Mendoza line to the Uecker line since Mendoza hit .215 lifetime while Uecker hit an even .200 so batters hitting under .200 should be referred to as hitting below the Uecker line.

Uecker did hit 14 homers and drove in 74 runs in 731 major league at bats. Lance Berkman has hit 16 homers this season in less than 2 months, while it took Uecker 6 years to hit 14 homers.

It is safe to say that Uecker will never darken the hallowed halls of the Baseball Hall of Fame as a player with his lifetime on base percentage of .293 and slugging percentage of .287. Uecker was not known for his speed either, having no stolen bases during his career.

He grew up watching the Minor League Milwaukee Brewers at Borchert Field. Many years later, he would broadcast games for the Major League version of the Milwaukee Brewers. Uecker has provided color commentary for national baseball telecasts and has done a lot of work in commercials over the years. Despite his inability to be inducted into the Hall of Fame as a baseball player, he was inducted as a broadcaster in 2003.

At baseball-reference.com, Uecker's stats are compared to those of such immortals as Buddy Biancalana, Tom Nieto, and Al Glossop.

Uecker also acted in movies like "Major League" and "Fatal Instinct". From 1985 to 1990, he was featured in the television series Mr. Belvedere.

Uecker played for both the Milwaukee and Atlanta versions of the Braves. He started his career with the Milwaukee Braves and ended it with the Atlanta Braves.

Al Hirt, the famous New Orleans musician played a key role in Uecker's show business career when he had Uecker come up on stage in an Atlanta night club owned by Hirt was impressed enough to help Uecker be on the Tonight show which would be the first of many shows he was on with host Johnny Carson.

SSNN has this comment about Uecker's drinking escalating as the Brewers play more like the Brewers of old this season:
“It has been a long time since I’ve seen Bob this happy and this shit-faced. To be honest, I missed that Bob,” Brewers radio personality Jim Powell said of his broadcast partner, Bob Uecker. “For nearly thirty-five years, he made a name for himself as the slurring, incoherent voice of a Brewers baseball team that was the joke of the league. In my opinion, I think you would have to be drunk to endure twenty straight losing seasons, or whatever it is.”

Powell says Uecker’s legendary propensity for alcohol inexplicably stopped last season, when the Brewers – riding a rare and invigorating infusion of young talent – showed signs of life for the first time in decades, and narrowly missed qualifying for the playoffs for the first time in 25 years.

“I was worried there for a while, when the Brewers were winning last season and entered the hunt for the division title. The whole success thing threw Bob for a loop. He was caught off guard, and I think that’s why he stopped drinking,” explains Powell, who has been Uecker’s partner since 1996. “But it’s nice to see Bob return back to his former drunken self, now that the team is losing again. He’s back to being Harry Doyle.”

The following quote leads to some of the quotes attributed to Uecker:
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Park/1138/quotes/quotesuecker.html

Baseball should be fun and Bob Uecker has made it fun for over 35 years. He may not be the greatest baseball player that ever lived but he has to be the funniest ex-baseball player living today.


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CheezerAll-Star
590 days ago
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One thing Uecker could do is hit Sandy Koufax. I can't find the stats, but i remember reading in his book as a child that he was much better than his lifetime average when he batted against Koufax.

Thanks for the series Niteowl.
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RomiezzoLegend
590 days ago
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Great job, as always, Niteowl. Bob Uecker is the MAN!
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KelsdadAll-Star
590 days ago
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Uecker was 7-38 lifetime vs. Koufax with a homer and 2 RBI. For you stat heads that's a .184 avg.
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RomiezzoLegend
590 days ago
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He had 7 hits, including a home run, off of Sandy Koufax. For Uecker, that's pretty good when facing Koufax.
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CheezerAll-Star
590 days ago
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see how the memory fails you...
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Niteowl049AAA-er
590 days ago
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Uecker to me was much funnier than Joe Garagiola another catcher turned comedian although I always liked Garagiola.
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Niteowl049AAA-er
590 days ago
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Romi...great editing job as usual...liked the baseball card and the photos.
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RomiezzoLegend
590 days ago
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Hey, not a problem. It's what I do. ;)
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KelsdadAll-Star
590 days ago
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I've met Uecker several times through the Alumni or at various spring training events and he is:

1) Funny as hell,

2) Probably the most popular player/celebrity. He signs more autographs than just about anyone except Fergie Jenkins, and that's only because of the amount of Cubs fans in AZ.
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AKittellVarsity
590 days ago
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You could never use Uecker as the new Mendoza line because nobody was stupid enough to play him for a full season like Mendoza.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
590 days ago
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.215 User is a fan of Mario Mendoza.
Hey, he was still better than you!


Good looking out, Owl!!
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Cougar2000All-American
590 days ago
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Great job, Owl! He also did a sitcom called "Mr. Belvedere."
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Steel TownDraft Pick
590 days ago
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Some of us READ that in the article.
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Niteowl049AAA-er
590 days ago
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Good point AKittell...Mendoza played in 148 games one season...the most Uecker played in was 80.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
590 days ago
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This pretty much seals the deal. Marv Throneberry has to be next (I say as one who is not volunteering to do the work)! And he was above the Mendoza line! And yes, Manny - I know he was better than me. I loved hearing Uecker in Major League. I wish all broadcasts were like that!
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Niteowl049AAA-er
590 days ago
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I would listen to Brewers broadcasts just to hear Uecker if I wasn't in Tennessee.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
590 days ago
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Just read the written version of his induction speech and you'll know what kind of guy Bob Uecker is. Will always be one of the greatest icons of Milwaukee, even with his .200 average.
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AKittellVarsity
590 days ago
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You missed one important thing though. He was traded to the Caridnals and was the so-called missing piece in their Championship run that year. Ueck has a ring! He was talking about that this weekend and laughing because he said he had to pay the Cardinals so he could go over there.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
590 days ago
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Mr. Baseball?


How about Mr. Belvedere???


Ueker - Less filling, tastes great.
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Xman2008Varsity
590 days ago
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Classic movie line from 'Major League':

"Just a bit outside"

Love the movie, loved Ueker in it.
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TheruffianVarsity Captain
590 days ago
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nice read. I'm glad people do appreciate old Ueck.
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Niteowl049AAA-er
589 days ago
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Uecker from what I have heard was a good defensive catcher. He sure wasn't in the majors for his hitting prowess.
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OvertheedgeVarsity
589 days ago
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he didnt make it to the majors till he was 27 years old
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Niteowl049AAA-er
589 days ago
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He was out of majors by about 32 years old.
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The oldest manVarsity
588 days ago
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Uecker is, was and always will be the funniest individual in baseball. He makes people of all ages laugh and enjoy the game as he sees it. And I for one hopes he stays around for another 25 years. There is one thing I would love to see and that would be Vin Sully and Bob Uecker call a game together and just sit back and listen and see and hear what happens. Baseball is still just a game and listening on the radio is something a lot of fans started doing with there fathers and grandfathers when they were very young. My grandkids the oldest ones, started listening with me to the Dodgers in 1958 with Sully and Jerry Doggert calling the games on the radio and later the Angels with Dick Enbery doing the talking. Uecker is Uecker and we need more just like him.
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