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Pip's Bad Ideas: Mock Madness 2008!

by The Pip
created March 14, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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For most of you this is an introduction to the twisted thoughts that storm through my brain, otherwise known as Pip's Bad Ideas.

I love fake tournaments to determine silly things. For example a radio station near me does an NCAA style tournament to figure out the best Rock Band. A friend of mine, each year, tries to figure out the best Movie Villain. I want in on this completely unoriginal idea! What are we going to be deciding? The ridiculous method I will use to pick my brackets for the 2009 NCAA tournament. See I also love those asinine methods and having done the coin-flip one in college (10+ years ago) I want to do it again. Thing is I need your help. So I have picked the field, had someone go over my field to see if this is even a remotely entertaining or viable idea. Then I seeded my tournament and set the brackets.

The first round pairings:

(1) Coin Flip Drawn from a hat (2)
(32) Uniform (3rd jersey) Conference RPI (31)
(16) Free Throw Percentage Collegiate Bowling Rankings (15)
(17) Party school rank Three point percentage (18)
(24) My favorites Mascot costume (10)
(9) Most wins Graduation rate of athletes (23)
(8) Women's tourney seed Uniform colors (7)
(25) Number of upperclassmen on team Merchandise sales (26)
(5) Mascot fight Cheerleader's uniforms (6)
(28) Oldest school Historical performance (27)
(12) College Humor power ranking US News Academic Ranking (11)
(21) Alphabetical Last year's performance (22)
(13) Famous alumni Tuition (14)
(20) Pre-season ranking Location of school (19)
(4) Google fight Magic Eight Ball (3)
(29) Coaching tenure Play it straight (30)


Now, when choosing, forget about the sometimes obvious winner and think about the upsets! Think about which method will be a pain in my rear to do next season! Think which one will be the most fun! Click on the link below to view the actual brackets, to make predictions and to read a little more about each method. All question will be answered, except for "Dear God, Why?"

The awesome site I found randomly, allows you to predict the winners. That's fine, but votes shall be tabulated below in the comments plus votes I gather from elsewhere on the internet. Dates for voting are site and I shall update you with each rounds results.

Mock Madness 2008

PS - If this gets moved to the locker room that is ok with me, and all updates will go there.


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The PipDiv-I Stud
610 days ago
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Reply to this comment with Votes only!
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LASportsblogAAA-er
610 days ago
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Welcome back Pip!
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The PipDiv-I Stud
610 days ago
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TY, I have been lurking, just not posting as much.
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MylfJV Squad
609 days ago
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ok dear, I'll humor you.

1. Uniforms 2. Out if a hat 3. 8 ball 4. Google fight 5. Mascot 6. Cheerleader uniforms 7. Merch sales 8. Womens Tourney 9. My Favorites 10. Grad Rate 11. Academic Rankings 12. College Humor 13. Famous Alumni 14. Tuition 15. 3pt %

16. Party School Ranking (Go UMass!)
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Taytay 24All-American
609 days ago
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Hope you don't mind that I formatted it as a table--a little easier to read, I think. Of course, the irony of it is that I used my mythical NCAA football tourney bracket as a template. Surely you can recognize it's usefulness now!
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The PipDiv-I Stud
609 days ago
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I did like 3 re-edits to get it to look as good as it did. Thank you for making it look better.
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Taytay 24All-American
609 days ago
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1 Coin flip

2 Drawn from a hat

3 Magic eight ball

4 Google fight

5 Mascot fight

27 Historical performance (first upset!)

7 Uniform color

25 Number of upperclassmen on team

9 Most wins

23 Graduation rate of costumes

22 Last year's performance

12 College Humor power ranking

13 Famous alumni

19 Location of school

18 Three point percentage

16 Free throw percentage

This is brilliant, by the way.
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Taytay 24All-American
609 days ago
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Of course, that should be:

23 Graduation rate of athletes

Don't think the mascot costumes are going anywhere.
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The PipDiv-I Stud
609 days ago
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No, this is madness. Do not encourage me, play along with me, humor me, laugh at me, but never encourage me.
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