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Sj-hypocycloid
Mike Frangione has engaged himself in the noble calling of sportswriting over the years (1991-1997, and again in 2007), enjoying two stints covering (stringing) High School sports for my local newspaper in South Jersey. That was a great learning experience and also a great deal of fun.

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Phils Take 2, Head to LA With Momentum...and Cheesesteaks!

by Sj-hypocycloid
created October 11, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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Well, it ain't over yet, but it's a pretty good start. The Philadelphia Phillies, who were given virtually no chance whatsoever, took both home matchups - a 3-2 win over the Los Angeles Dodgers and the unbeatable Derek Lowe and an 8-5 win over the unhittable Chad Billingsley.

The wonderful sound of the "Beat LA" chant rained down like a glorious single voice from an animated fan base that has seen more than their share of dissapointment, but has been treated to some fine baseball thus far. Cheesesteaks for everybody!!

As a Phillies fan who is oddly allowing himself to have total faith in this team, I am just hoping they can keep this great mojo going. All they need to do is take one game, and it's cool. I do think they could certainly do more damage than that. But... that remains to be seen.

Thursday Night

In game one, Chase Utley awakened from his postseason cocoon and blasted a shot into the right field seats that tied the game at 2 and brought the Phillies back from a post season jet lag. After a Ryan Howard out, Pat Burrell followed that up with a blast of his own, depositing a Lowe pitch into the left field seats.

"Yeah, it was looking pretty dicey for the first five innings," said long-time Phils fan, Sj-hypocycloid, sipping a Dinkel Acker in his living room. "But they came through. I love seeing a great plan come together.

"All those experts who picked against the Phils, well...it might be time to re-evaluate those picks. And, so far, the Phils have been able to stave off the mighty Man-Ram, despite Fox's efforts to make him into the greatest player in baseball history. Please. Go Phils!"

The Phillies then held the Dodgers off the rest of the way, and came away with the win. Brad Lidge came in after a scorelss 8th courtesy of Ryan Madson and needed 13 pitches to put L.A. away.

"It's nice to see him get a damn save without loading the damn bases," opined Sj-dad. "Now let's go get three more and give this town a World Series groove."

As runs and hits were in short supply Thursday, it was nice to see Utley and Burrell each get two hits. If we could only get Ryan Howard contributing, the Phils would be quite a force to reckon with. They pretty much are that now. The good news: he was 0-for-4 Thursday, but he didn't strike out. It seems stupid to mention, but considering the flack he's gotten all season... this is a good thing.

Friday Night

Brett Myers, who was supposed to suffer a severe meltdown or something, started game two and pitched five innings, giving up a three-run homer to All-World Malcontent Manny Ramirez. But it wasn't his pitching that carried the day.

Myers led all hitters in this 8-5 Phillies win with three hits, and also drove in three runs to boot - including two of the runs that guaranteed a Philadelphia win.

Shane Victorino redeemed the hitters somewhat, pounding out a single and a triple that resulted in four RBI. The Phillies bullpen did the rest, pitching four scoreless innings to preserve a game two that started out looking like it would be a shootout.

"Holy crap, man," Sj-hypocycloid grunted between sips of some domestic crap beer he'd found in the fridge. "That was one nutty game. I loved that Myers. He's awesome. He pitched well enough, but look at the at-bats. He pretty much drove (Milwaukee pitcher) C.C. Sabathia to distraction, and did even more damage here."

Hard to argue with that.

Over to you, LA...

Now the series shifts to LA, where the Dodgers were supposed to close things out and await the eventual ALCS winner. Now, predictions of "Dodgers in 5" will have to be modified to "Dodgers in 6...??" or... "Can we try for best 6 out of 11?"

While it would be foolish to say that the Dodgers are done, they are certainly not in a great spot. Down 2-0 is not where they planned to be, and I'm sure that many Fox executives are trying to figure out whether or not they can broadcast the games and simply report that the Dodgers have won, despite the actual result.

Sorry, Joe Torre - you're the man and all, but you need to pull out all your magic tricks to get the LA Express back on track.

I, for one, will be rooting against that. But... no hard feelings, okay? You're still the best manager the Yankees have had in the last 13 years.

Go Phils!!


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BryantWrestlingAll-American
394 days ago
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I wanted to know more about the cheesesteaks. Thankfully, you called them by their proper names and not inserting the word "Philly" in front it.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
394 days ago
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Philly didn't invent them...just perfected 'em! :-)
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TJphillyPee Wee
392 days ago
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TJphillyPee Wee
392 days ago
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Don't worry fellow Phillies fans. I figured we'd surrender a game or two, but in the end we'll prevail. I believe Blanton will step up and pitch like a a man tonight. Hopefully he raise his leg as if pissing on Manny after he fans him. I will state that JRoll needs to start getting on base. Go Phils!
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JuTMSY4Legend
392 days ago
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They can't win with Blanton the way they did with Hamels...he's gonna give up a few runs...and they need to score on Lowe

Buck and McCarver kept saying that somehow sinkerball pitchers are better on short rest...I don't really understand of believe that, but I'm not and expert.

The Phillies just need to win one in LA...problem is, they can use Hamels just once more...and that will probably be game 5...

I'd also like to see howard get some hits...
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
392 days ago
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Howard isn't as much of a problem as our 'leadoff' hitter. Has he even taken a swing at a strike yet? The guy has to start acting like a leadoff hitter. Rollins has been nothing short of emetic this whole series.


And why would anyone believe anything that "Dodger Brown" McCarver or Buck have to say? They are totally in the Dodger camp and will say anything to put a positive spin out there for the Brooklyn team.
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CheezerAll-Star
392 days ago
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Why isn't Howard a problem? Shouldn't he be, I don't know, hitting the ball?

I'm not a hater, I just think that if I were a Philly fan I'd be concerned.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
392 days ago
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He's a problem, yes. I just think that Rollins is more of a problem. He needs to be getting on base. I think Howard's problem is more of pitches. If he can just get a few good hits, he might come out of it. He did have 2 hits last night. I'd love for Howard to suddenly come out of his slumber.


Rollins is just hacking away and getting nothing for it.
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TJphillyPee Wee
392 days ago
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Rollins needs to sit down and watch tapes of Lenny Dykstra's approach at the plate as a leadoff hitter.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
392 days ago
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I'd even settle for him having Doug Glanville's approach. :-) Take a few pitches, JRoll. There will be at least two more coming your way, dude...
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
392 days ago
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What a beautiful morning in LA. The sun just came up and it looks to be another beautiful day and evening. I'm guessing it's cloudy, damp and polluted in Philly. By the sounds of it you losers sound like you're already bracing for the defeat. Don't you get that LA is a winner city (Lakers, Dodgers, Angels) and all you do in your dirty city is lose? I'm guessing you saw all the stars in the stands that come to see a real team play. Although I would have loved to see the sweep it will be nice to see all of the loser Philly fans faces when we celebrate in your house.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
392 days ago
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Let's see - the stars came out because they're fake front runners and they LIVE IN LA!!! So, point one...you're an idiot.


there's this thing called weather.com...(if you were not illiterate, I'd assume you'd have heard of it)...Mostly sunny and 81 degrees in the Philly area. And no smog. Point two ... you're still an idiot.


Dodgers, Lakers - not even true LA teams. How many freaking lakes are there in LA, idiot? And the Angels? Uh...they lost, didn't they? Point three...you're a complete tool (and an idiot).


Why don't you go back to grade school and brush up on your studies? Don't you get tired of being wrong?
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JuTMSY4Legend
392 days ago
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The Angels aren't in LA...

And if Philly is polluted, what is LA? warming-topper.jpg

Excuse me, I'm going to watch my Loser city's football team now...
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
392 days ago
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Ha ha! LA doesn't DESERVE a football team. They had one that was pretty successful, and lost it. Lost it.
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Steel TownDraft Pick
392 days ago
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When I think LA, I think winning. Case in point, LA football. There is nothing like catching an NFL game in LA area...err...Oh, that's right LA doesn't have an NFL team. They must have gotten sick of all the winning they were doing there. And let's not forget the dominant LA Kings, owners of a decade of Suck.
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Steel TownDraft Pick
392 days ago
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I mean, I don't think anyone sucks at hockey quite as well as the Kings.
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JuTMSY4Legend
392 days ago
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They sucked some life out of Wayne Gretzky's career...
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SSreportersLegend
392 days ago
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Are you Joe Buck by any chance?
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
392 days ago
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Boy you guys are really angry. Must be all of that unhealthy food out there...plus from the looks of the first two games there aren't many slim women in Filthydelphia. I'll check in with you losers later. I have to go to work unlike most of your welfare collecting city. When I stop at Starbucks on the way to work I'm served by women who look like models (actually they're usually part-time models or porn stars). I'm guessing the women that work at Starbucks in Philadelphia look more like cavegirls. Enjoy your sunny day in Philly. I'm sure it will be followed up by many rainy ones.
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JuTMSY4Legend
392 days ago
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Dude, its always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
392 days ago
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I didn't know they allowed computer access in prisons. Progressive state, that California. So long, friend. You'll be missed.
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JuTMSY4Legend
392 days ago
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Or what? You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead—do your worst!
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JuTMSY4Legend
392 days ago
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Remember, they let OJ go free... Nevada doesn't give a shit...
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SSreportersLegend
392 days ago
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What's up angry Niners fan?
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Steel TownDraft Pick
392 days ago
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It's not nice to call your coworkers pornstars.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
392 days ago
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And really, who would you rather intro your team? Mary Hart? or Mac? I rest my case.


Too bad they couldn't have had Charlie and Dennis there too.
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SSreportersLegend
392 days ago
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By the way Anon, I would like some fries with my burger so hurry up please.
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JuTMSY4Legend
392 days ago
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Dee: "You would give up your convictions just to get laid?" Mac: "I don't really have any convictions"
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
392 days ago
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Dee: "That doesn't make any sense, Charlie." Charlie: "It doesn't have to."
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
392 days ago
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The Niners are having rough times, but they'll find there way back to the top again. Unlike the loser Philadelphia Eagles. How many superbowls? Sorry. Greatest coach, QB, and receiver of all-time. Even you losers would have to agree to that. The wost part about Philadelphians is that they choose to live there. I have some friends out here from Philly and they dread the thought of ever having to live there again.
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Steel TownDraft Pick
392 days ago
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After your break could you fetch me a carmel machiatto?
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
392 days ago
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How could I agree to that? Chuck Noll showed Walsh how to win 4 super bowls. It took Walsh 9 years to win four. Noll did it in 6 years. Clearly, Noll is a better coach.


Not that I am an ignorant transient like you who would make such a blanket, moronic statement...and actually imply that there is any way something like that could truly be quantified.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
392 days ago
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And by the way, LATrash...the correct word is "their" -- "find there way" should be "find their way" . If you're going to write garbage, at least make sure your grammar doesn't suck as bad as your uninformed opinions do.
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JuTMSY4Legend
392 days ago
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You do realize that's the worst timing ever Besides you counting San Fran (380 miles to LA) is like me counting Pittsburgh (300 miles)...
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Steel TownDraft Pick
392 days ago
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don't forget the NY area JuT. Or can we just go with the whole eastern half of the US?
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
392 days ago
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might as well include canada, right?
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JuTMSY4Legend
392 days ago
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That's true...Boston is 360 miles away...New York is 100 miles away, Baltimore - another 100, Washington DC - 140...
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TJphillyPee Wee
392 days ago
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Sorry buddy, but the 49ers glory days are long gone. I think you just like Mike Nolan in the suit. Not that's there anything wrong with that. By the way, I'll take a cafe latte if you don't mind. Let's go Eagles.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
392 days ago
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If I am recalling correctly, the Eagles have been in a Super Bowl more recently than the Niners, right? Of course, Nolan & Co. probably had a box somewhere in the stadium...
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
392 days ago
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I see there are some loser Steeler fans too. Not to mention grammar police. To make this easy everything I've said about the city of Philadelphia is nothing compared to the hole known as Pittsburgh. I was there on business for two days and it felt like a month. They must weigh their women with truck scales. By the way, what is a sj-hypocycloid? Is that some sort of Star Trek reference? Another question if any of you even have girlfriends are any of them under 250 lbs. I heard 180 lbs. is skinny in Pennsylvania.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
392 days ago
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Are you 5? using your daddy's computer? Honestly, this sounds like the rants of a 5-year-old. No offense to any 5-year-olds who may see this.


Dude - you are presumably able to use a dictionary, right? Do you know what one is? Use it then. I'm sure someone as sophisticated as your dumb ass can find 'hypocycloid' there. Or you can ask your parole officer to help you.


We all here at AGM are poorer just for having to read your absolutely pathetic attempts at reasoned comments. LA - you must be SO proud.
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Steel TownDraft Pick
392 days ago
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When did starbucks start training employees in the Pittsburgh area?
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Steel TownDraft Pick
392 days ago
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Anyways, the next time your in the area maybe you could check out the southside or the strip district or the waterfront instead of taking a couple tranny hookers back to your hotel room. Then when you are done you could walk around the city and check out the sights. There's lots of historical landmarks showing the history of how Pittsburgh built this facking nation. The cesspool you currently live in was built with Pittsburgh steel. Then you can fly over to Philly and tour the birthplace of the US. But clearly your still too fascinated with plastic boobs to realize any of this.
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JuTMSY4Legend
392 days ago
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I kinda want a primanti bros sandwich...
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Steel TownDraft Pick
392 days ago
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Every Wednesday they deliver sandwiches to my office. It's fantastic.
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KelsdadAll-Star
392 days ago
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Then head over to Termini Bros bakery for a couple cannoli's.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
392 days ago
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SteelTown, your assessment of Pittsburgh and Philadelphia are spot on. Best comment of the day. I wish I could give you more plusses.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
392 days ago
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You have an argument with Noll, but Pittsburgh doesn't have anyone that can touch Montana or Rice. The Dodgers win tonight 12-0. Rollins sucks.You're lucky manny didn't get loose last night because he would have put a few of the Phillies to sleep.
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JuTMSY4Legend
392 days ago
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I wish Brett Myers would have pummeled Manny on Boylston...would have been better for both their images...
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
392 days ago
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Well, Pittsburgh has two guys that can 'touch' Rice - Hall of Famers Swann and Stallworth ring a bell? How about HOF Bradshaw? And the Steelers didn't have creampuff loser teams in their divison (or even the league) when they were winning.


I, too, wish Manny had gotten loose. It would have been fun to see him get his ass kicked and effectively end the Dodgers season on the spot.
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CheezerAll-Star
392 days ago
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I try not to feed the trolls, but I couldn't let this little gem go by without chiming in.

"...Pittsburgh doesn't have anyone that can touch Montana or Rice."Where is Joe Montana from anyway?
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
392 days ago
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He's just one guy in a long long list of excellent football players/coaches who hail from western Pennsylvania.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
392 days ago
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Myers just beats up on women.
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JuTMSY4Legend
392 days ago
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you just took an attempt at some self-deprecating humor (of some sort) and ruined it I hope you're happy...
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
392 days ago
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Bradshaw sucks. He was one of the most overrated QBs of all time. Swann and Stallworth were very good, but could not touch Jerry Rice's numbers. He was better at 40 than they were at their peak. I though you were a Philly fan anyway? What are you so defensive about the steelers for?
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
392 days ago
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I am a Steelers fan as well. I would have to differ on the idea that Bradshaw sucks. At the time he played, when the run was emphasized over the pass, he was one of the best in the business. He called his own plays (name five other QB's that can say that they called all of their plays), despite being thought of as 'dumb' (ask Hollywood Henderson) and was twice named MVP of a Super Bowl. He's going to town on the buffoon personality now, but I'll bet that anyone who had to defend against the Steelers when he was QB would say he did not 'suck' and was not dumb.


And numbers are not everything. Do you discount Gale Sayers and Sandy Koufax for having less numbers than many of their less talented contemporaries? Do you knock Dan Marino or Ernie Banks for not being a part of (and please note that I did not say 'winning' here, as this is not an individual achievement) a championship team?


I often find that once you get beyond the numbers and look at things from a different place, I find that the numbers can often make one see things that are not necessarily true.


Is Emmitt Smith better than Walter Payton or Jim Brown? And if you think so, ask yourself: are you basing this on numbers? or on whatever clips we've all been lucky enough to see?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
392 days ago
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I root for the team that represents Yuengling.
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JuTMSY4Legend
392 days ago
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Hmm...
1829 This user is a lifelong fan of Yuengling, America's Oldest brewery.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
392 days ago
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Yuengling is one of my top three, along with Dinkel Acker and Molson.
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CheezerAll-Star
392 days ago
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Someone has to ship me some of that beer. You guys rave about it enough.
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JuTMSY4Legend
392 days ago
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Sadly Yuengling is not available in Mass Dog Fish Head is though...
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TJphillyPee Wee
392 days ago
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I tried the budweiser American Ale this weekend...not bad. By the way, has LA ever contributed to the beer scene? Pa may have some of the finest breweries in the nation.
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JuTMSY4Legend
392 days ago
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actually NorCal has some good microbreweries...

But the best places to go are Washington State and Colorado...as far as the left coast is concerned...

CO has the most breweries among any states...

And I thought American Ale sucked personally...It was like a skunked Sam Adams...and I don't really like Sam that much either
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Steel TownDraft Pick
392 days ago
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Don't forget Oregon. Just like NoCal only nicer.
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TJphillyPee Wee
392 days ago
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I guess I should have added not bad for the price at $1 a beer. Yeah Anchor Steam makes a fine beer.
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Tmil42AAA-er
391 days ago
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Template:49ers Fan


Not all of us are so douchefilled.
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Tmil42AAA-er
391 days ago
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This user is a San Francisco 49ers fan.


Maybe I'm that dumb, though.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
391 days ago
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Phils are looking good...
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