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Laredoslider
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Philly Rant

by Laredoslider
created January 21, 2009, last edited February 10, 2009
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I love writing articles about Philly sports.  I'm a New York fan (Mets, Giants, Knicks, Rangers), but after the Eagles loss on Sunday, I have some closure on this NFL season. Let's face it: if the Cards win a Super Bowl, not many fans will really care, except for Steelers fans. The Steelers will still have a great history and they have the components to be good for a while, so their fans should still be happy with their state of the franchise. I know no Cardinal fans, and if I met one, I would wonder how they gained allegiance for a bad franchise (up to this year). The Cards can miss the playoffs forever after this year. All it takes is a team in that division to get a clue, and some big pieces retiring (Kurt Warner), or leaving (Anquan Boldin). So it's nice that my hated rivals, the Eagles, were denied their first Super Bowl win by a team I don't care about. I'll enjoy the Super Bowl party I go to, root for the Cards, and hopefully there will be some nice ladies there to distract the ass-whoopin the Steelers will probably deliver. I just hope that it's a ball game in the third quarter. The Eagles beat my Giants, but now I'm not too broken up about it.

Onto the Phillies... I'm glad that the Phillies don't want to lock up Ryan Howard to a long term deal, and would just rather go to arbitration every year with him. The guy wants 18 million, and by today's standards he's worth it. The Phillies might save a couple of million this year, and the next, but he is going to test free agency in 2011. This is 2009 and long term security would be nice for a guy who averages 50 HRs and 140+ ribbies a year. I think a 4 year deal at 65 million would be something he would have to consider. Make it incentive laden because when he's a free agent he's going to command at least 22 million a year. Throw in some of those Subway Philly Cheese footlongs he likes to devour. I don't want him in my division, and I really  don't even know why I'm suggesting this. I hope he signs with the Mets, or as far away as the Mets as possible in 2011. Maybe it's because most of Philadelphia reads at a preschool level, and it would take the Phillies front office a couple of years to get past the first two sentences of this article. Everybody else in this country, thanks for reading...


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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
293 days ago
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"Maybe it's because most of Philadelphia reads at a preschool level" - your ignorance does not speak well of you. It's fine if you want to dis Philly fans, but this is just a flat-out ignorant statement.
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TehLokiVarsity Captain
293 days ago
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It's obvious he lacks any knowledge about sports.

Typical moron.

This is why there should be a ban on stupid people breeding, look at what we get.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
293 days ago
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It's a shame too, because he makes a reasonable point about Howard. But that is lost with just one stray, needless comment.
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LaredosliderJV Squad
292 days ago
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I'm glad you guys really think that that was a literal statement...if I thought that all of Philly really read at a preschool level that would be kinda stupid. But I heard Bernard Hopkins enrolled in a reading class when he was in jail, so he should be mayor, or something. Here's a tip, maybe bring up the fact that Philly has great institutions like Penn, Drexel, Villanova, Temple, and St. Joe's and that would speak for itself...but, once again, let's see who can make it to the bottom of this paragraph.  ;-)
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TehLokiVarsity Captain
292 days ago
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I'm surprised you made it to the home page. Judging by your articles, your intelligence rivals our former president's
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LaredosliderJV Squad
292 days ago
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Hey...got ya reading my articles...a lot better than Dr. Seuss, huh? I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum. Whoops...sorry, couldn't think of a shorter word than 'minimum'.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
292 days ago
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I'm sure your girlfriend could think of a shorter word... IF you ever had a girlfriend, that is...
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LaredosliderJV Squad
292 days ago
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Hey TehLoki...do you like the title of my next article? Check it out:

"If You Get Arrested for Burning Anything on Donovan McNabb's Lawn, You Might as Well Make it a Cross"

I'm black, and even I'm offended by that one...
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LaredosliderJV Squad
292 days ago
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Good comeback Manny, you obviously don't live in Philly because that was more of a third grade joke...nothing preschool about that one...lol
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TehLokiVarsity Captain
292 days ago
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Fact remains you have no witty or intelligent retorts.

Not to mention, Eagles > Giants

gg?
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LaredosliderJV Squad
292 days ago
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enjoy your zero Super Bowl Championships! Now, GG....
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JuTMSY4Legend
292 days ago
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TehLokiVarsity Captain
292 days ago
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That's fine and dandy. But I'll enjoy my World Series and bask int he fact that my team hasn't choked..2 times in the past 2 years
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SSreportersLegend
292 days ago
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He's a fan of the following:


Mets - 2 time Chokers

Jets - Choked away a division title and then a playoff spot. Lost to the Seahawks and Raiders.

Knicks - They just suck.

Rangers - 1st place but they'll end up bombing in the playoffs anyway like they always do.
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LaredosliderJV Squad
292 days ago
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since when do i like the jets? This is why I assume you guys can't comprehend anything...I'm a giants fan, but I ain't mad at you, SS, at least you were named after one of the greatest CF of all time...
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SSreportersLegend
292 days ago
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Your profile says otherwise.
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LaredosliderJV Squad
292 days ago
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whoops, but in the first sentence of this article, i explained my allegences
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JuTMSY4Legend
292 days ago
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
291 days ago
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greatest CF of all time? Pray tell, who might that be?
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JuTMSY4Legend
291 days ago
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He's talking about Mookie Wilson...a career .270-something hitter

and he really isn't even close to "one of the greatest"

maybe greatest mets CFs?
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
291 days ago
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Yeah, I knew he meant Mookie Wilson. I just couldn't believe that anyone would say that with a straight face. For a minute, I thought SS's real name was "willie"
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JuTMSY4Legend
291 days ago
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So SJ...which one of these doesn't belong... Mookie Wilson, Shane Victorino, Carlos Beltran...
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
291 days ago
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Hmmm...Beltran?
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SSreportersLegend
293 days ago
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Maybe it's because most of Philadelphia reads at a preschool level, and it would take the Phillies front office a couple of years to get past the first two sentences of this article. Everybody else in this country, thanks for reading...


Breathtakingly stupid and needless comment.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
293 days ago
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Hear hear! See, we can agree! :-)
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
292 days ago
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Well once again Im forced to listen to nonsense from someone who only writes out of spite for Philly. The difference is Birds fans took over The New Jersey Giants Stadium while smashing a few jersey faces, and for the most part, those NJ/NY punks stay away from the embarrassment of a good ass whooping at the Link. Typical fans... big mouths, no action. Eli is a total fraud and the Mets... well... hahahaha. I hope u enjoyed Billy Wagner
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
292 days ago
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Nothing like talking trash about ass whoopins and smashed faces... on the computer.
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LaredosliderJV Squad
292 days ago
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Good point Rawbeezeitz...Philly fans always talk about smashing faces when their backs are against the wall. They gotta realize that Rocky was a fictional character, and that statue should be torn down and melted into low income housing...
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Steel TownDraft Pick
292 days ago
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