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Old Man Collins Is Back

by Filthy McNasty
created May 29, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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After narrowly escaping the fate of becoming a highly watchable fast break team that can't beat the Spurs by losing out on Mike D'Antoni, the Chicago Bulls have decided to rehire Dough Collins after almost twenty years. Leaving behind a prosperous career as an insightful yet yawn-inducing broadcaster on TNT, Collins steps into the fortunate position of trying to turn around a drastically underachieving team with the assistance of this year's number one draft pick. In his last season with the Bulls, he took the team to the Conference Finals... or course he had some Jordan guy's help. His first order of business will likely be slapping the cognac out of Joakim Noah's mouth.


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Davis21wylieMVP
549 days ago
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Collins is at his best when working with young and/or underperforming teams (Chicago certainly fits the latter model), and they usually show dramatic improvement in his first two years at the helm. However, the pattern is this: quick improvement, maybe a playoff berth or two (none particularly deep)... and then his tightly-wound act wears thin and he loses the players.

It's interesting: Reinsdorf fired him the first time around because, while Collins led the Bulls from point A (mediocrity) to point B (mild playoff success), he didn't feel that Collins was capable of taking Jordan and co. to "point C", as Phil Jackson was ultimately able to do. Expect the same result in this stint; Collins will lead them from A to B, but if they ever make it to C it will be under another coach.
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IbeargRed-Shirting
549 days ago
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interesting analysis davis... what does it say about the article though that the first comment is longer then the article itself?
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