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Obama to Replace Kornheiser in Monday Night Booth?

by LastRow
created August 29, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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Okay, so perhaps I’m getting a little bit ahead of myself here considering the fact that he would love nothing more than to deal with bigger assholes than ESPN has to offer. I’m just throwing this out there as a fall back option, (you know like an insurance policy…"In Case Shit Happens") in case George Wiener Bush the II moves into the White House. Adding just another house to his portfolio.

Sure there’s a lot of questions swirling around whether this cat would be the best guy to run the country…And that remains to be seen. However, just like to point out something…Something real simple! How worse of a job could he do given the shit for brains we’ve had for the past eight long years! Hell, we all thought Kansas City Royals fans had it tough! While that answer remains to be seen, what I do know is that clearly Obama knows what the hell is going on when it comes to the world of sports.

Not afraid to show his grapes and call his home teams out…Spit shit at Cub fans! A feisty fellow! Whose bedtime doesn’t begin at 8 p.m. EST…(COUGH) Tony Kornheiser, (or I guess the same can be said for grampa McCain). So why do I believe Big B.O. would be a good fit to bump T.K. out of the booth and sit next to Jaws? Well here, take a look…

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Now of course I’m a bit biased given my Chi-Town roots…However I ask you this. Either way, no matters what happens…Can we lose? It’s like Allstate preaches…You’re in good hands!

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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Why not, it's not like he's busy doing anything as a Congressman from Illinois!
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AmphibiousSportsDuoVarsity
474 days ago
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When it comes time to invade Iran, maybe he can arrange the vote to be held on Monday night, so his hands will be clean.
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LastRowAll-American
474 days ago
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And peeps say he doesn't have experience...Hell, he had to chose between the White Sox and Cubs. Clearly the Iran/Iraq, etc. issues are simply child's play! Go Edwards...Wait a minute, D'OH...Wrong election
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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I like how ESPN did a piece of him playing basketball with Stu Scott but he never said he was a Bulls fan now. The guy likes to distance himself from losers (cough, cough ***Cubs***, cough, cough) - you can't fault him for that! Too bad charisma doesn't count as much as not being black in America.
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LastRowAll-American
473 days ago
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So lets just appoint a wrinklie old dumbass who doesn't even remember how many damn homes he owns...And well, lets just put in charge of this country. Shithead can't remember shit, but that's okay none of that matter simply because he's not black.
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AmphibiousSportsDuoVarsity
473 days ago
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With analysis like that, you'll have no problem getting people to vote Obama. The fact is he didn't want to run this year. He knows his resume is a little light, and wanted to wait until 2012, but thanks to Oprah and the popularity he gained at the last convention, he was pushed to run this year. But McCain is old!!!!!
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CheezerAll-Star
473 days ago
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This is not a political website. Stick to sports please.

http://www.votesmart.org/
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KelsdadAll-Star
473 days ago
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Why not? Come January he'll need a job anyway, right?
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JuTMSY4Legend
473 days ago
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So will we...
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KelsdadAll-Star
473 days ago
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I left New England 16 years ago because of their economy, not much has changed, I see.
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