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NFL 2008 Preview With Divisional and Playoff Predictions

by Crackajg
created September 02, 2008, last edited June 28, 2009
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Ah, can you smell it? No, not the sorry excuse for food you’re brewing in your kitchen – the NFL season, genius! There's a hint of fall in the air and all of the locals are wearing the current player bandwagon jersey. Labor Day has finally arrived and it's officially okay to start planning how to bogart your children's Halloween candy. It all hints at the same thing, with that thing being the official arrival of the NFL season. AKA, the only sports season that really matters.

For whatever reason, this particular off-season seemed especially rough. But it's okay now, because we're officially less than 72 hours from opening night.

Speaking of opening night, we'll kick off this year's NFL season with two teams from the NFC East, which is arguably the toughest division in football. Well, save for the Redskins, who are like the red-headed step child of the division, but even they are better than most other teams. Would there be a better place to start off an NFL preview than with the toughest division in the sport? I submit that there is not.

The key:

Z - Clinches home field advantage and wild card playoff bye
X - Clinches division
Y – Clinches wild card playoff bid

NFC EAST

1. Philadelphia Eagles
2. Dallas Cowboys
3. New York Giants
4. Washington Redskins

The Dallas Cowboys are the popular pick here and with good reason. Their team is stacked and they are the token most-played-as Madden team of 2008. However the only team that can go blow for blow with them on offence in the division are the Eagles. The Eagles improved on both offence (Desean Jackson) and defence (Asante Samuel), not to mention that they have a threat to top 2,000 yards from scrimmage in Brian Westbrook. Barring a Donovan McNabb injury, the team will be a serious competitor in both the division and the entire league.

Usually, defending Super Bowl champs get a bit more respect, but not when they've lost two integral parts of the winning team. Michael Strahan retired to follow Tiki Barber's blazoned career path towards television whereas Osi Umenyiora has been lost for the year thanks to a torn lateral meniscus. And no, I have no idea what a meniscus is. Justin Tuck and Mathias Kiwanuka are talented, but not enough so to completely fill in the aforementioned players cleats. Not even close. It also remains to be seen which Eli Manning is going to show up this season. Either the Super-Vendetta, Eli or the Aw-Shucks-That-Was-My-Fault-You-Dropped-That, Eli.

Likely to end up in the cellar is the Washington Redskins. Jason Campbell and company will be making the transition into the West Coast Offence this year and will be working out all the kinks. Again, being in the basement of the NFC East isn't even that bad. I see it being like a refurnished basement complete with ping pong tables, a mini-fridge and a nice sports watching section. Just like the AFC South's would have...

AFC SOUTH

1. Jacksonville Jaguars
2. Indianapolis Colts
3. Houston Texans
4. Tennessee Titans

Easily the toughest division in the AFC, the South saw three of its teams gain entry into the playoffs last year. Even before all the reports out of Indiana broke about Peyton Manning's not-that-serious knee injury actually being quite serious, I had the Jaguars pegged as division winners. They've shown they could, at times, play on the Colts' level offensively over the past few years and now, finally, have a quarterback who is capable of managing everything necessary in order to beat them.

The defence lost some key players (Marcus Stroud), but quickly found players to shore up the defensive line through the NFL Draft (Derrick Harvey and Quentin Groves). The Colts on the other hand, have questions about Peyton Manning's knee and Marvin Harrison's ability to contribute at a pre-2007 level. Both instances have likely been over-blown, but it's worth noting, especially from a team who hasn't had any of those problems for what seems like the past 55 years.

The Houston Texans and Tennessee Titans are in the bottom tier of the division, but both having promising young teams. It's a tossup as to who most think will finish ahead of the other, but I figure there's a good chance they'll both finish with nearly the same record (somewhere around 8-8). The key for the Texans will be the health of QB Matt Schaub and WR Andre Johnson whereas for the Titans it will be Vince Young's progression into a mature QB. He showed flashes of maturity last year as well as a blossoming connection with his receivers. If everything goes as it should, this division could be a down and out war year after year for the next 5-7 years.

Also, does anyone think we should apologize to Charlie Casserley after he was shunned from society after the Mario Williams pick? Although Reggie Bush wasn't a bust by any means, he definitely hasn't lived up to the Barry Sanders like billing everyone was placing upon him. Hey, speaking of Reggie Bush...

NFC SOUTH

1. New Orleans Saints
2. Carolina Panthers
3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
4. Atlanta Falcons

The New Orleans Saints had an off year last year compared to their 2006, but look to return to the big stage this year with nearly everyone healthy as well as some new additions. Jeremy Shockey and injury-red-shirt rookie Robert Meachem should make some positive contributions on offence. Plus, Drew Brees is very unlikely to take any of Shockey's #### like Eli did, which could actually mean we may see an improvement in Shockey's play. No one has had the balls to tell him what he does wrong yet, so we'll have to wait and see how he'll take to Brees. Several draft picks could contribute defensively, including but not limited to USC defensive tackle Sedrick Willis. Dan Morgan and Jonathan Vilma should also help out. To summarize it all, with the state of the rest of the division, it's a safe bet that the Saints will win the NFC South this season.

The Carolina Panthers would beg to differ with that, with most of the key pieces from their explosive offensive days again ready to start together. Jake Delhomme, Steve Smith, and Muhsin Muhammad all look to be healthy, although Jake Delhomme is coming off of Tommy John surgery -- which is never a good thing for a QB. The Panthers also has a potentially potent duo of running backs in Deangelo Williams and rookie Jonathan Stewart. Unfortunately, besides some good rookies and solid at best free agent signings, the Panthers' defence looks much the same as it did last year. Although last year's problem was a failure to live up to expectations, so perhaps they can do the opposite in 2008.

A lot of people have Tampa Bay higher or maybe even winning the division, but I expect a Jeff Garcia fall back to earth this year. I actually expected it last year too, but it didn't happen. Usually I wouldn't expect such things two years in a row, but in Garcia's case (his age), I'm going to. The defence is aging, but is still solid and should be effective. Earnest Graham's 2007 remains in question because it was so short, so we'll have to wait and see on him as well. In a division known for the top teams falling down the ranks and then climbing back up again, this year may be the Bucs' turn.

The Falcons are just a paradox now that we've learned that rookie Matt Ryan will start at QB and Michael Turner is as yet unproven as a starting RB. The defence isn't very good, especially with the departure of Deangelo Hall, so it's a wise move to expect a last place finish this year from them. Hey, that made me think of...

NFC NORTH

1. Minnesota Vikings
2. Green Bay Packers
3. Detroit Lions
4. Chicago Bears

The Chicago Bears! You've likely heard enough about the NFC North too much already thanks to all that was covered during the Brett Favre saga, but hey, we don't have to talk about Brett again until the AFC East. (Save that one for last? Sure!) The Minnesota Vikings have a solid, talented team and are incredibly strong at nearly every position save for QB. Fortunately for them, the three other teams in the division have the same problem. Although Bryant McKinnie is out for four weeks and Tarvaris Jackson is going to have to win some of their ballgames himself, he's going to have tons of opportunities to do so thanks to the Vikings defensive front. Is it too early to suggest a Purple People Eaters 2 type nickname? What's that? That nickname sucked you say? All right, well, the Vikings' defence is going to be giving opposing offences fits all year long and the combination of Adrian Peterson and Chester Taylor should give Tarvaris Jackson plenty of soft secondary's to throw into.

If Aaron Rodgers turns out as billed, then the Packers would have a good shot at the division. But the pressure of filling in You-Know-Who's shoes and the fact that he's going to have to beat the Vikings all by himself TWICE because Ryan Grant won't have any success against them will likely add up to a second place finish. Maybe less, but I doubt that.

Taking a look at the other half of the division, the Chicago Bears' situation has officially become a joke and the Detroit Lions have been one for years. However, I think the Lions have enough talent on offence and Jon Kitna is just crazy enough to think they can really win 14 games this year for them to have a decent enough year. Not 14-wins decent, but more like 7 or 8, and especially if they land Rudi Johnson to compliment Kevin Smith (which it appears they have).

As for the Bears, well, I don't have anything nice to say so I won't say anything at all, although I'd be surprised if they don't finish in last place. A team I WOULD be surprised at finishing last calls home the...

AFC NORTH

1. Pittsburgh Steelers
2. Cleveland Browns
3. Cincinnati Bengals
4. Baltimore Ravens

The Pittsburgh Steelers are stacked, that's the only way I can put it -- just incredibly stacked. They have a weapon for nearly every devisable situation and it just baffles me. A lot of people think the Browns are going to compete with them thanks to last year's performance but I had serious, serious doubts about Derek Anderson.

Unless he proves that last year wasn't a fluke, especially after his tail-spin at the end of the year that was either due to A) He isn't good under pressure, or, B) He isn't good when defensive coordinators have sufficient game tape of him to game plan for, I think the Browns would do well to keep him on a short leash in favor or Brady Quinn. I could be wrong, but I think Anderson's late 2007 performance has been overlooked quite often.

The team I was referring to that I would be surprised if they finished in last place was the Cincinnati Bengals. I even considered putting them in at the 2 spot but realized that the only reason I would be doing that would be to make a crazy, controversial prediction just for the sake of making one. I can't stand people who do that. The Bengals once again have everyone healthy, although now they have a new RB with tons of potential. However that potential is watered-down by some injury risks, so it's worth being wary of. Even if they have problems at RB again this year, barring Chad Johnson's shoulder popping out of his socket, causing him to miss the entire year – I think the offence will be just fine. It's the defence where the questions lie, so hopefully rookie Keith Rivers will give them solid play from such a high draft pick.

The Ravens have questions at many positions but most has a good chance of panning out well in the long run (Joe Flacco, Ray Rice, Fabian Washington). The defence continues to get older all the while so it will be interesting to see when they start to focus on bringing some top-round Draft talent or solid free agents in order for the veterans to pass the torch on. Who knows, though, Joey Flacco could have a fantastic rookie season and the Ravens could compete for the division title. That would be quite doubtful, though. Just as doubtful is the situation out West...

NFC WEST

1. Seattle Seahawks
2. St. Louis Rams
3. San Francisco 49ers
4. Arizona Cardinals

If the Seattle Seahawks played in any other division, it's unlikely they'd still be able to scoot by and win the division year after year with so many injury problems. However, no one in the NFC West has stepped up to claim the throne, so the Seahawks stay seated there. This year, the only real threat to the division crown is the St. Louis Rams, who were plagued by injuries so widespread it seemed like it was contagious. With the return of a healthy Stephen Jackson and entire offensive line, the Rams look to fare a lot better this year.

Seattle's situation is yet again muddied by injury this year and yet again at the WR position. Both Deion and Branch and Bobby Engram will miss a significant amount of time, although they leave behind openings that look to be filled by some talented young wide outs. Matt Hasselbeck is still Matt Hasselbeck; the RB spot has what seems like a dozen possible starting candidates and the defence isn't the best in the league, but also isn't the worst. Here's a perfect opportunity to use the word solid right here. The Seahawks' defence is solid. The word solid is a solid word in terms of being a football adjective, I think. The 49ers, doubtfully proud owners of the worst, most anemic offence in the NFL last year have been giving a gleam of hope with the arrival of Mike Martz.

The whole discussion has been beaten to death several times, so I'll try to keep it simple. Josh Morgan is going to be Martz's Torry Holt, Vernon Davis, and Isaac Bruce will combine to be Martz's pre-2006 Isaac Bruce and Frank Gore is going to a be a tougher, more downhill running version of Martz’s Marshall Faulk. The only problem is that Martz is expecting J.T. O’Sullivan to be his Marc Bulger/Kurt Warner. This may be the year that Mike Martz finally realizes that he is indeed a mere mortal, just like the rest of us. I'll be surprised if the offense catches fire this year, but if it does I will express and undying respect of Mike Martz. So we'll see.

Finally, we have the Arizona Cardinals. The perennial underachievers of the NFL, the Cardinals fail to live up to hopes even when those hopes are actually warranted (like the arrival of Edgerrin James). The Cardinals' season is going to be started off with Kurt Warner at the helm and he will lead them where he always does – on a good path towards the playoffs that suddenly and unexpectedly turns towards the edge of a cliff. This should happen around mid-season, with the hopes of a playoff bid dwindling. The Cardinals will throw Matt Leinart in, realize he won't get them in the playoffs, but keep him in there anyway since they'll also realize that maybe they need to keep him in for a good chunk of games in order for him to get used to being the starting QB. I heard in-game experience does wonders for quarterbacks, but what do I know? But speaking of in-game experience for QB’s…

AFC WEST

1. Denver Broncos
2. San Diego Chargers
3. Oakland Raiders
4. Kansas City Chiefs

The AFC West has two quarterbacks who are in dire need of in-game experience: Brodie Croyle and JaMarcus Russell. Because of this, the division is essentially a shoo-in to be won by either the Broncos or Chargers. Jay Cutler proved last year that he’s the real deal and the fact that the Broncos running game is so frigging befuddling doesn't really matter so much anymore. Brandon Marshall's suspension was cut to one game, which meant more to his ecstatic fantasy owners than the actual team, and the team drafted rookie WR Eddie Royal, who is apparently of the rare breed of rookie WR's with enough tools to be named a starter in his first year. All of that combined with major question in San Diego should add up to a division crown for the Broncos.

The San Diego Chargers have injury questions, mainly for Antonio Gates and Philip Rivers, but LaDainian Tomlinson proved at the end of last year that he may be a mortal as well. The guy's racked up nearly 2,500 carries (excluding receptions) so it's really no surprise that he managed to get injured at least once. It's a smart bet to expect either a regression or a beginning of a regression from him this year, which is something that will not bode well for Philip Rivers. Nor would the situation from his favorite target, Antonio Gates, who has stated he doesn't know how his big toe will hold up this year. For such a big person and such a big percentage of Philip Rivers' total completions, Gates' big toe could spell big problems for Rivers and the Chargers overall offense. Poor Chris Chambers, he waited way too long to demand a trade from Miami.

That leaves the Chiefs and Raiders to battle it out for third place, although each team’s future looks very bright after their recent drafts. The Raiders have heralded, Hall of Fame lock, Darren McFadden to look forward to, while the Chiefs have a large portion of their 73 draft picks to look forward to. Not to mention, Brodie Croyle faced some very tough pass defenses in his 6 losses last year, so there is reason for some optimism with him this year. On the subject of optimism, let’s head down east to...

AFC EAST

1. New England Patriots
2. New York Jets
3. Buffalo Bills
4. Miami Dolphins

The Dolphins are a mortal lock to once again finish last in the AFC East, despite improving leaps and bounds since Bill Parcells' arrival. Overall in the division, barring a Tom Brady injury, the Patriots should once again take the division crown despite the fast improving competition.

The Jets got Brett Favre; everyone will be better, blah, blah, blah. The biggest acquisition and I'll stand by this to the end will turn out to be Alan Faneca. He and Damien Woody will help shore up the offensive line, which is where all improvements to the running and passing game begin. Obviously, Brett Favre is an improvement, but the biggest reason the Jets will truly compete for the AFC East title will be in large thanks to Alan Faneca and Damien Woody.

The Bills have apparently found a suitable future QB in Trent Edwards and a staple franchise RB in Marshawn Lynch. If James Hardy pans out, he should make for a dangerous pairing along with Lee Evans. So the offense appears all set. The defense is also fast improving, an improvement that was boosted for the short-term with the addition of Marcus Stroud. Had the Jets not acquired Alan Faneca, I most definitely would have penciled in the Bills for the two spot. But they did, so I won't.

THE PLAYOFFS (DUH, DUH DUHHHH – DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUHHHHH!!)

Wild Card Round
(6) Jets @ (3) Jaguars - Jaguars
(5) Cowboys @ (4) Seahawks - Cowboys
(6) Panthers @ (3) Vikings – Vikings
(5) Colts @ (4) Broncos – Colts

Divisional Round
(5) Colts @ (1) Patriots – Patriots
(3) Vikings @ (1) Eagles – Eagles
(3) Jaguars @ (2) Steelers – Steelers
(5) Cowboys @ (2) Saints – Cowboys

Conference Championships Round
(2) Steelers @ (1) Patriots – Patriots
(5) Cowboys @ (1) Eagles – Cowboys

The Super Bowl

Cowboys vs. Patriots – Patriots


Non Homer Super Bowl Prediction

Cowboys vs. Steelers – Cowboys

I don't think the playoff picks need to be explained too much, although I couldn't decide who to pick between the Patriots and Steelers so I used the homer breakdown way out.


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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
306 days ago
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Going out on a limb there, Crack, "The Dolphins are a mortal lock to once again finish in the AFC East".  They definitely will not be relegated to the AFC South...
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CrackajgDraft Pick
306 days ago
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Ahh, thank you I didn't even notice that. That whole sentence was all banged up, I dunno what happened. Good eye, though, good eye. :P
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
306 days ago
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Just looking out for you. Really good article though...
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CrackajgDraft Pick
306 days ago
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Thanks man, I appreciate it. I miss stuff all the time, unfortunately.
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CheezerMajor Leaguer
305 days ago
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Crack-Please explain your playoff picks in greater detail. You barely say anything about the Steelers, yet you have them winning the AFC. There is a big gaping hole in your article for that reason.

Your writing is always an enjoyable read.

Oh and your wrong about the Broncos winning the AFC West and the abilities of Jackson in the NFC North. I agree your take on Derek Anderson. I think he's about to fall flat.
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CheezerMajor Leaguer
305 days ago
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your=you're
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CrackajgDraft Pick
305 days ago
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Thanks Cheez. I didn't go into too much detail about the Steelers defense, I think -- but the offense I think I got my point across. Although I see your point, I didn't explain why I thought they were stacked. But I do think they have a weapon for nearly every deviasble situation: Santonio Holmes on the long ball, Limas Sweed and Heath Miller for big, red zone, possession receiver targets, Willie Parker for the finesse running style, Rashard Mendenhall for the pound it through running style, Ben Roethlisberger being prominently involved in all of them and Hines Ward silently but happily seeing single coverage while opposing defenses attempt to focus on some of the aforementioned.
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The PipDiv-I Stud
305 days ago
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Dallas, this is your blow-up year.
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Steel TownDraft Pick
305 days ago
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I like the BOLD prediction of Romo actually winning a playoff game and earning his paycheck. Let's hear it for the highest paid quarterback without a playoff victory (...and it's not due to a lack of opportunity).
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Xxcro31beastxxTee-Baller
305 days ago
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Wow this is by far the worst prediction i've seen in my life. You actually think the charger WON'T win their division and WON'T make the playoffs. The Broncos really? jay cutlet? ok...i don't understand please clarify. Please. The broncos won their first 3 games with Elams kick (he is gone now), Javon Walker left, Travis Henry got released (Selvin who?)and Lynch was released. HOW CAN THEY POSSIBLY BETTER THAN LAST YEAR?????? O yea sure the chargers have had injuries but so have the colts and patritos. River gates and tomlinson ALL are in better shape than brady and manning. So manning and brady are injured...why not put them 2nd and have them miss the playoffs absolutely ridiculous. No excuse for this stupidty. The chargers are deemed to be in the sb this year and yet you have them missing the playoffs and losing the division title to the donkeys. There is a point were bold turns into flat out retarded and you my sir have reached that goal. Thanks for playing.
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JuTMSY4Legend
305 days ago
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eh ehm

A) Take off the powder blue colored sun glasses

B) Elam is/was old

C) Jevon Walker - Injured, Travis Henry - 9 kids/high, John Lynch - now a Pat's (system) DB who was brought in specifically to sit in the box

D) Fact of the matter is, we haven't seen old LT for about a year now, Rivers had ACL surgery and I don't know what you've seen, but that's a really (really) difficult injury to come back from right away and as for Gates, he just had toe surgery (significant for a TE) with a similar recovery time as Rivers...he's even less healthy

E) People are doubting the Colts this year, namely with an injury to manning and last year to harrison (nevermind their significant losses and age catching up to them)

F) The pats play the jets, Dolphins and Bills 3 times each, they're not worried...

H) As far as people predicting the chargers as champs...well its not 2006 anymore, so you'd be wrong there

G) You took the "bold" turn "into flat our retarded" with "wow..."

If you could do better, than feel free to write it
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CrackajgDraft Pick
305 days ago
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I give up. Was that a joke or has someone been taking all of the steroids from Shawn Merriman's old supplier?
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JuTMSY4Legend
305 days ago
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The pats play their division foes 2 times each*, typo!
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JuTMSY4Legend
305 days ago
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i mean, if you're going to rip someone, at least have a decent idea of what you're talking about...

I still think you're nuts for picking the eagles...

If McNabb stays healthy, If LJ Smith stays healthy, If Brian westbrook stays healthy, If the receivers can play better If Desean jackson can improve the return game to non-crappiness, etc etc...lots of ifs
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AmphibiousSportsDuoVarsity
305 days ago
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"Wow this is by far the worst prediction i've seen in my life." Someone doesn't have ESPN... oh yeah, I went there.
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Tmil42AAA-er
305 days ago
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Jay Cutlet sounds like a type of well-marinated steak.
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RomiezzoLegend
304 days ago
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River gates?
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RomiezzoLegend
304 days ago
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And how 'bout them patritos!
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Davis21wylieMVP
304 days ago
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"Jay Cutlet sounds like a type of well-marinated steak."

Most underrated comment of the year, IMHO.
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KelsdadAll-Star
305 days ago
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The Pats released John Lynch... He can't do better JuT, he gets his rocks off criticizing everyone'e else's stuff. Chalk it up to uninformed homerism.
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JuTMSY4Legend
305 days ago
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Really? Hmm, thanks for the fix on my error
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
305 days ago
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Jay Cutler has thrown how many touchdowns in 3 games vs the Chargers? Wait for it...wait for it...2.

Against SD the ball has seen the grass while in his arms far more than it's seen the endzone after leaving his hand.

"Real deal?" Isn't the "real deal" supposed to shine even when surrounded by incompetence? Or will someone (you know who you are) drag a bunch of excuses out of the closet for him, even though you aren't getting paid to?
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JuTMSY4Legend
305 days ago
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Same number as Matt Cassel and Jim Sorgi Combined? He's only only had 3 career games against san diego...and has been sacked 9 times during those 3 games...so besides the small sample size, you've got the fact that his line clearly played very poorly...
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CrackajgDraft Pick
305 days ago
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He looked the real deal to me, especially since it was his first full season. I could be wrong, but I think he's going to breakout this year. NOTE: I am the same person who predicted a Mewelde Moore breakout year. So I've been wrong before.
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
304 days ago
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Now that Moore is a Steeler he will have his breakout year. Though, it might be as a returner, third down back.
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Steel TownDraft Pick
304 days ago
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^That was me.
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CrackajgDraft Pick
305 days ago
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What is an NFL preview if not for a few, true-to-the-gut predictions? I think there's a big different between predicting something retarded, just for the sake of doing it (49ers winning the NFC West, Cedric Benson for MVP, Pacman Jones not getting into any type of trouble) and then there's some out there predictions that aren't even that bad if you actually believe they'll happen. Will my heart explode if the Broncos finish 3rd? Uh, I hope not -- but no, it won't. So if people want to question my existance because of some NFL predictions, then so be it. I think it's kind of funny. Now I know how to push your buttons.
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Xxcro31beastxxTee-Baller
305 days ago
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ummm ok tasty kake you know your ABC's Awesome! ....aren't punters and kickers usually old as i can recall stover and elam can still get it done. Yes "jevon" was injured(learn how to spell) but you can't seem to differ as it was 7 and a half months ago that he played. You know that people get injured but there is a thing called surgery and healing..people don't stay injured forever. I can tell you haven't done your homework because if you would of, you would know that LT has fully recovered (he never plays in the preseason thats nothing to worry about). Rivers says he forgets what leg is injured when he plays and gates said he would be ready by the season opener. Again if you did your homework you would know that LT, Gates and Rivers aren't our worries...our probowl center and left tackle are injured and if you have any kind of common sense you know the situation with merriman. If you think LT won't go harder than ever this season than your delusional. He can't wait to prove the critics wrong on how he "pussed out" in the AFCCG. The broncos scored 6 points against us last season. You're aware that we played them twice right. The overall score was 64-6. Ask for the favorites...why not? I mean we only beat the colts twice last year...the pat's D look like it could fall to dust any minute. Cowboys vs. Chargers sb.
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JuTMSY4Legend
305 days ago
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Punters and kickers still get what done when they're old? Kick from under 40 yards?

I'm sorry, between every Jevon, Javon, Jevan, LaJavon, Javan and Javen, I've gotten confused...I'll "learn how to spell" every player in the NFL tomorrow...but you're right, the fact that I can't spell it proves I'm wrong

As for walker's status...HE'S STILL HURT!!!.

Yes, you can "heal" as you put it, but things are never good as new. And he's a 30 year old receiver...a never was been

Has LT fully recovered? You ask him?

Rivers can say all he wants, Donovan McNabb said the same thing and we saw the product on the field...ACL injuries are career threatening injuries - fact

Gates had a major toe injury and recently had surgery...again, just because he says he's fine doesn't mean he is

Merriman...well you didn't mention him and since you play on the team (as indicted by the multiple "we's", then you know he's a dumbass

Sure you beat the broncos twice, colts twice...and....and...lost in the AFC championship game...so when's the AFC West Banner raising again?

As for LT being better than any broncos running back, I point to Ruben Droughns, Mike Anderson and Tatum Bell...those would be the 1000 yard rushers mike Shanahan produced...out of his ass

And the coup-de-grace? Your coach is Norv Freakin' Turner...
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
304 days ago
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Hmm...I go away for a month and I come back to this: "I can tell you haven't done your homework because if you would of, you would know that LT has fully recovered" - I am pretty sure that should be "would HAVE" or even better "if you HAD". Let's see: "would of" "could of" "should of" - it's all HAVE...Why do you think the contractions are would've, could've and should've ? (would have, etc.).
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AmphibiousSportsDuoVarsity
304 days ago
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It's hard to type and correct word usage when you're standing on the sidelines with your helmet and visor on. Ignoring teammates is easy, but all those fans screaming as your team loses can be a little tough to deal with.
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Behbigben15All-Star
304 days ago
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Wow, wow, wow. You're telling JuTMSY how to spell, but you go and spell cake with a K!!! That just doesn't make sense.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
305 days ago
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Jutsmy4

LOL! Yeah. LT doesn't look like the LT of old...

I guess after 1,800 yards of rushing and 31 TDs (not including his passing TDs) in 2006, a paltry 1500 yards rushing and 18 touchdowns and the NFL rushing title would make him look a bit semi-human.

Still I'll take him over the Broncos RB. You know that amazing runner named... um... you the guy who rushed for... um... you know... the guy who took a rebuilding Broncos team to the playoffs... do the Broncos even have a running back?

If you think they Broncos are going to win the AFC West it tells me one thing... that you really hate the Chargers.

Whatever gets you off I guess.
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CrackajgDraft Pick
305 days ago
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I actually do hate the Chargers. You nailed it on the head. I can't stand Philip Rivers, L.T. is okay when he's not pouting, and Antonio Gates.. well, I actually like Antonio Gates. On defense, Luis Castillo is okay because he shares his name with a tasty liquor, Shawn Phillips is alright, Shawn Merriman -- not even going there, Antonio Cromartie and Quentin Jammer I like aaand.. well, I guess I don't hate the Chargers. Just strongly dislike Philip Rivers and LaDainian Tomlinson. Although to be fair, I respect LT's ability -- I just don't like how he destroys my fantasy teams whenever he plays them. So yeah, I just don't like Philip Rivers. I've been discovered..
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Davis21wylieMVP
304 days ago
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And everybody already knows how I feel about them...
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Behbigben15All-Star
304 days ago
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Up-and-coming AFC rivalry maybe? They have played eachother in the playoffs two straight years now (the Pats won both times).
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Anonymous Fanatic #4
305 days ago
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Crackajg - You are on crack. But don't let that stop you from posting your lame opinions.
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CrackajgDraft Pick
305 days ago
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Nothing helps create a controversial article then a little crack cocaine!
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CrackajgDraft Pick
305 days ago
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How about this, if the Chargers finish in first place over the Broncos and/or Jay Cutler has a horrible year, I hereby announce I will write an ode to the Chargers with several references questioning whether I'm mentally retarded. Promise.
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Xxcro31beastxxTee-Baller
305 days ago
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LOL. get your pen out...or in this case your keyboard.
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CheezerMajor Leaguer
305 days ago
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Too bad we don't do challenges anymore
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CrackajgDraft Pick
305 days ago
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Isn't there something else like it? I forget who it was, but they were arguing Marshall Faulk vs. some Hall of Fame RB or something.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
304 days ago
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Don't you mean Jay Cutlet? just sayin'
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Anonymous Fanatic #5
305 days ago
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This is retarded.
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Anonymous Fanatic #5
305 days ago
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Control + D. I'll remember you. Chargers won't make the playoffs! LOL.
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
304 days ago
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Why don't you sign up so we can remember you.
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Steel TownDraft Pick
304 days ago
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^That was me.
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Anonymous Fanatic #6
304 days ago
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I'm another who doesn't see a Denver division title. They had issues stopping the run last season and I believe they ewill finish below .500 if they don't rectify that. Yes, I am another Charger fan, yet I'll give you points for going outside the box.
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JuTMSY4Legend
304 days ago
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hey, at least you had something constructive to say...sign up!
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Anonymous Fanatic #7
301 days ago
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this is horrible. never have i seen something so blatantly ignorant. maybe when u stop picking teams out of hats, and actually start following football you could put together something with sense. I have my doubts about the bolts this year, but they wont slip to the point where the Broncos win the division
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CrackajgDraft Pick
300 days ago
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Yeah, because the NFL ALWAYS goes according to plan every year, right? My fault.
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CrackajgDraft Pick
298 days ago
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You anonymous geniuses were right. Jay Cutler looked HORRIBLE last night. There is no way the Broncos have a shot at the NFC West crown. What in the world was I thinking?


I hope your all ready to eat your dumbass words.
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Steel TownDraft Pick
298 days ago
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And, the Chargers looked absolutely dominant in that loss the Panthers. Looks like you Super Bowl teams performed to your expectations though.
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JuTMSY4Legend
298 days ago
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-*nods approvingly
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AmphibiousSportsDuoVarsity
298 days ago
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Steel are you implying a team with a running back that amassed 92 yards, a TE that is talking about shutting it down, WRs that had a combined 1 catch through three quarters(and that was a blown coverage), a defensive stud with 1 tackle, and a defensive unit that gave up 5 y/c on rushes and was unable to hold on final drives in either half, is not your super bowl favorite? A team with all this going for them? Open your eyes and accept that Norv Turner is piloting a juggernaut to greatness.
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CrackajgDraft Pick
298 days ago
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L.T. is having toe problems as well. Always a plus to have your stud RB having problems to vital appendages that effect his running.
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AmphibiousSportsDuoVarsity
298 days ago
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And he described it as not being as bad as Antonio's. So at least he won't be completely ineffective.
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JuTMSY4Legend
293 days ago
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Chargers fans...where are yoooooouuuuu????
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Steel TownDraft Pick
290 days ago
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They are still probably trying to convince themselves that LT is still not banged up.
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CrackajgDraft Pick
290 days ago
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That was a bogus call by Hochuli, I'll admit. But then again, the defense did let Jay Cutlet put up a shitload of points on them -- so if they stopped him from doing that they would never have been in that situation...


Just throwing that out there...
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Behbigben15All-Star
272 days ago
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Yes, yes. We all realized the Broncos D isn't looking all that good, but the Chargers defense allowed Chad Pennington of all people, throw for 228 yards and a TD while Ronnie Brown ran for another. Dolphins beat the Bolts, 17-10. How did LT do?? Well, he just ran for 35 yards on 12 carries, which averages out to about, let's see, 2.9 yards per carry.

Where are you, Chargers fans?? Oh, that's right, I guess your hiding under a rock because you did all this talking and are now 2-3. There may be plenty of games remaining (11 to be exact), but this team sure isn't looking like the 2007 Chargers so far. In order to succeed, and win the Super Bowl, you might want to be more consistent and beat the teams you should beat...Like the Dolphins.

Don't Crackajg for picking Denver as the division winners. They have a much of a chance as San Diego right now. A Denver win today, and they will improve to 4-1 on the season.

How bout that!?
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