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Mr. Lister: The 13 Best Rivalries in Pro Sports

by Mr Lister and Manny Stiles
created April 21, 2009, last edited July 14, 2009
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Real Basic. The 13 best rivalries among teams in the four major pro sports leagues.

Thirteen just missing the list (no particular order):
New England Patriots v. Indianapolis Colts,
New York Rangers v. New York Islanders,
New York Giants v. Washington Redskins,
Cleveland Browns v. Baltimore Ravens,
Edmonton Oilers v. Calgary Flames,
New York Mets v. Philadelphia Phillies,
Chicago Cubs v. Chicago White Sox,
Montreal Canadiens v. Boston Bruins,
Los Angeles Lakers v. San Antonio Spurs,
New York Yankees v. Los Angeles Dodgers,
Cincinnati Bengals v. Cleveland Browns,
Washington Capitals v. Pittsburgh Penguins,
New York Yankees v. New York Mets.


13. Chicago Bulls v. Detroit Pistons - It started in the late 60's when the Bulls joined the Association. It jumped up several notches with the Jordan Rules, it continues today. Chicago and Detroit are natural rival cities based on geography and American history. The Bulls and Pistons always battle it out.

12. Los Angeles Lakers v. Boston Celtics - As storied a rivalry as there is in sports. These two teams have met in the NBA Finals so many times, no one even counts any more. These teams started as rivals since the days when the Lakers team name made sense as they were still in Minneapolis. For a rivalry across divisions to remain intact this many years is indeed remarkable.

11. Kansas City Chiefs v. Oakland Raiders - In the mean AFC West, these two teams have battled the hardest for the longest. Both teams were stalwarts of the old AFL and no matter their records, they always fight, tooth and bone, blood and guts.

10. New York Yankees v. Boston Red Sox - It's by far the most overblown rivalry in sports history, but it is a rivalry for sure. It originates with the sale of Babe Ruth. The recent history and perhaps the location of a certain cable sports network smack dab between the two franchises have magnified the true nature of this rivalry. But it gets people talking, that's for sure.

9. Pittsburgh Steelers v. Cleveland Browns - In the AFC North, all the teams hate each other, but few things will get a donnybrook rolling faster than a Steelers-Browns game. There's nothing worse in Cleveland than someone calling your mother a Steelers fan - and vice versa in Pittsburgh.

8. San Antonio Spurs v. Phoenix Suns - It seems the Spurs and Suns are always making moves not just to top the Western Conference but more importantly, top each other. They seem to meet every year at a critical juncture and beat the crap out of each other until the better team is left standing and the losers retreat bloodied and bruised - literally AND figuratively. Lately, it's been the Spurs in the driver's seat but this rivalry goes back much further than Robert Horry shoving Steve Nash.

7. Philadelphia Flyers v. New Jersey Devils - How many teeth have been lost over this match up? I mean in the stands alone, not just on the ice. Philly fans are notoriously tough customers and Jersey sports fans are prideful and easily provoked. A good percentage of Flyers fans are South Jersey natives. Once the Colorado Rockies were moved cross country to the Meadowlands and renamed the Devils, the state was split in two and all Hell (pun intended) broke loose! The Flyers and Devils have other hated rivals (see: New York Rangers) but they seem to find the keys to the reckless abandon more easily when facing each other.

6. St. Louis Cardinals v. Chicago Cubs - There's no love lost for these two teams. Each fan base views the other with disgust and seething hate. It's pound for pound as good as just about any rivalry in all of sports - around the globe. When these teams match up, you know you're getting your money's worth.

5. Green Bay Packers v. Chicago Bears - The NFL's longest running rivalry. These teams go to war every time they meet. The Bears could lose 14 games a season as long as those two wins came against the Packers. That sentiment goes both ways.

4. Detroit Red Wings v. Colorado Avalanche - "I can't believe I shook his hand." Throw the records out when these two teams meet up. It doesn't even matter who is on the rosters. The sight of each other's logo incites fire in every fan in Michigan or Colorado - and beyond.

3. Philadelphia Eagles v. Dallas Cowboys - Pick any NFC East matchup in this slot and you can't go wrong. The NFC East is the home of football rivalries. But Eagles and Cowboys is the best of them. These teams don't just hate each other, they circle their calendars as soon as the schedule is set. If you ever want to get a quick ass kicking, wear a Cowboys jersey in Philadelphia - on any day of the year, not just game day! There's a reason why the Cowboys are still in the NFC East instead of getting geographically realigned like every other team in the NFL. Rivalries!

2. Toronto Maple Leafs v. Montreal Canadiens - if a civil war ever breaks out in Canada, it'll be because the Leafs and Habs are playing each other. This is more than just history, tradition and sportsmanship. This is a battle of cultures. The underlying current on this match up grows hotter each year. It's English vs. French, it's social, it's political and it's pure hatred.

1. San Francisco Giants v. Los Angeles Dodgers - This is the longest, most storied and bloodiest rivalry of them all. These teams duked it out for supremacy of New York from the 1880's through the 1950's and over California ever since. These two teams are international icons. To say fans of these teams hate each other is an understatement. Radical Giant and Dodger fans routinely beat, stab, shoot and yes, kill each other in squabbles. That's not what makes this rivalry so strong though. It's that both teams truly derive joy from the sufferings of the other. Unlike most of these other rivalries, there is an equal balance in fortune and heartbreak between these rivals, which helps make it the best rivalry of them all.


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DeutscherRed-Shirting
201 days ago
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Back in the '80s Edmonton-Calgary was the rivalry,those evil Flames trying desperately to knock off the mighty Oilers. Sorry losers.


Anyways great list, hockey really lends it self to true deep mortal hatred. Just the physical nature of the game and the sheer amount you see each opponent. Tell me how many sports can you reach out to your opponent with a smelly disgusting leather glove and rub it all over his face then drop said glove and re-arrange his face? Yeah, its great.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
201 days ago
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The Eagles/Cowboys thing is interesting. I think it's more of a rivalry from the Eagles side of things. I believe that the Cowboys consider the Giants and Redskins as their true rivalries. I'd wonder if they consider the Eagles as more of a pesky team that they don't want to lose to.


And I've seen plenty of Cowboys jerseys in south jersey and Philly that were blood free.
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JuTMSY4Legend
201 days ago
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And I've seen plenty of Cowboys jerseys in south jersey and Philly that were blood free. and that is why New Jersey Sucks...
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
201 days ago
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That would kinda mean that philly sucks too, would it not?
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JuTMSY4Legend
201 days ago
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And this proves why Eagles fans are great.

A) They've/we've lived through some pretty shitty/lean years and dealt with some pretty craptacular moments, but still kept the faith

B) There's been many posers throughout town. Mostly Cowboys fans who've never been to Texas.

C) They still hate the Cowboys, 3-13 or 13-3...
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
201 days ago
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I agree totally with that (big surprise, huh?). Eagles fans deserve more credit than they get. The near constant disappointment they are subjected to would be enough to turn any fanbase into rabble, and yet, they vociferously support the team and represent at the home games.


I can't think of a fanbase that is more deserving of a championship parade. Especially now that they've gotten a taste of that winning feeling courtesy of the other most deserving fanbase (Phillies fans, in case you missed the point...).


If the Eagles ever do win it all, I will put aside my Black & Gold (for a short while, anyway) and raise a few glasses in celebration with my father and brother in law, both of whom personify how cool Eagles fans can be.
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JuTMSY4Legend
201 days ago
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so...we're due?
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
201 days ago
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Damn, you folks have been due since about 1990!
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
201 days ago
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Bills fans deserve it more, if there is such a thing as a fanbase deserving a title.


And yes, this is Bufflao Bills day for me.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
201 days ago
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Go Bufflao!!!
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
201 days ago
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The whole country stops for those Chiefs/Raiders games.
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JuTMSY4Legend
201 days ago
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if by that you mean, its the only game on at 4pm, then yes...
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
201 days ago
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"Just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field..."
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
201 days ago
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I can't believe there aren't a bunch of people bitching about the Red Sox/Yankees being so low. You got that one right, Mister!
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JuTMSY4Legend
201 days ago
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To be honest, I think its fine (need to judge it pre-pink hats as well), but some of the rivalries above it don't deserve to be there...

Red Wings - Avalanche? Spurs - Suns? Really?

And I have a hard time believing any "rivalry" in CA exists, especially in baseball...
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
201 days ago
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What's up with the backlash against the pink hats? I won't speak for anyone else, but I think women in baseball caps is pretty cool.
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RomiezzoLegend
201 days ago
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Even I think it's fine. I could understand why a lot of people would be talking about why it's so low, but I can also understand why it's ranked so low. It's definitely an overrated series, and everyone who is not a Red Sox/Yankees fan can see it.

I could definitely see the rivalry going below the first three in my book (as well as the Packers/Bears). However, if this was in 2003/2004, I probably would've been naive enough to put the rivalry up there in the top 3 or 4.

I'm actually surprised about where the Celtics/Lakers rivalry is. Not that it doesn't deserve to be there... just because not many people would put it there.
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JuTMSY4Legend
201 days ago
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That's not really the point, its more like this
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
201 days ago
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"And I have a hard time believing any "rivalry" in CA exists, especially in baseball..."

So, you say you've never been to California, eh?

Crips/Bloods, Hell's Angels/the other 99%, Treehuggers/Lumberjacks, Taxpayers/Illegal Immigrants, Oil Riggers/Greenpeace, Asian Mafia/Mexican Drug Cartels... no rivalries whatsoever in the most populated state in the Union... not at all...
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JuTMSY4Legend
201 days ago
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"So much for reading the first two sentences, eh?"
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
201 days ago
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You do seem so much more intelligent when you quote me instead of thinking for yourself. It's true.
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JuTMSY4Legend
201 days ago
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I'm impressed at your flexibility to sniff your own ass...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
201 days ago
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Flexibility? Pshaw, folks two towns over can do that UPWIND.
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RomiezzoLegend
201 days ago
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And I don't know if you wanted to add soccer, since this is the greatest sports rivalry of all time, but Liverpool/Man U and Real Madrid/Barcelona should definitely be in there if you considered it.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
201 days ago
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Some other soccer rivalries that I think kind of embarrass the article's rivalries:


Man United/Man City, West Ham/Millwall (wow!), Fullham/Chelsea, Arsenal/Chelsea, Tottenham/Arsenal, Aston Villa/Birmingham, Liverpool/Everton, Glasgow Rangers/Glasgow Celtic England/Germany, England/Argentina, Germany/Netherlands, Brazil/Argentina, CSKA Moscow/Sparta Moscow, Dynamo Kiev/Spartak Moscow, Fenerbahce/Galatasary, Ajax/Feyonoord, Schalke 04/Borussia Dortmund, Inter Milan/AC Milan, Lazio/AS Roma...


just to name a few.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
201 days ago
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What about Ali/Frazier, Ali/Liston or Ali/Foreman?
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JuTMSY4Legend
201 days ago
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Tyson/Sanity?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
201 days ago
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So much for reading the first two sentences, eh?
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
201 days ago
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Reading? Comprehending? Who has time for that? There are four major pro sports leagues? I'm just going to go away for a while now...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
201 days ago
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Go away? I would say you're qualified enough to be President with a skillset like that!
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
201 days ago
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Prez or MLB commissioner...
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Davis21wylieMVP
201 days ago
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And what about the TuneSquad and the Monstars??!!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
201 days ago
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You just can't let go, can you? =)
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
201 days ago
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Best line from the movie: Bill Murray to Larry Bird after Michael gets sucked down the golf hole:


"I'm going to give us each 2s on that one, we were in no condition to put."
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Pittsburgh GunnyMajor Leaguer
201 days ago
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"four major pro sports leagues" I never really understood what that phrase meant.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
201 days ago
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NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
133 days ago
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Dude, you have no idea what 'rivalry' means.

Only teams within a division first and conference second (league if MLB) can be rivals. The Yankees and Mets are not rivals.

Teams that get to their respective championship games never become rivals.


The Yankees and Dodgers are not rivals.
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