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Mind Numbing Baseball or Instant Classic?

by Ron Sen, MD
created April 25, 2009, last edited April 26, 2009
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First, I am a Red Sox fan, tracing my Sox roots back to the Yaz era that began in the early 60's. I've suffered though Mantle, Maris, and Ford, the dark days of Hector Lopez, The Stick, Roy White, and the resurrected Bombers of Reggie Jackson, BillyBall, and the Jeter era...and of course the Frustration of the New Millenium.

I remember Felix Mantilla, Jim Pagliaroni, and when Schilling was Chuck, not Curt. Culpability meant Ray Culp's location not two hundred million dollar payrolls.

So the Sox victory tonight brings their deficit to 64-68 over the past seven plus seasons. Still, watching these games brings plenty of time pain, as they almost never last less than four hours (4:21 tonight), as though swinging at a first pitch strike is a crime and you get paid time and a half for a full count.

Okay, so maybe extra innings gives some legitimacy to a four hour game tonight, but not by that much. If you love crisp baseball, you will find only annoyance in Sox-Yanks contests. John Lester and Joba Chamberlain must have combined for, oh, 800 pitches (actually 205) in their combined 11 1/3 innings. Pitch counting mercifully got both teams into the bullpens.

Mark Teixeira mostly got the silent treatment in his pinstripe debut. Before the game his press conference offered no raw meet and all the intensity of an episode of Mr. Rogers. Sox fans administered polite indifference more than rowdy rancor. Could respect actually be creeping into a rivalry more remembered for brawls than hat tips?

The Sox first run was a thing of booty, with Ellsbury singling, getting balked to second, and scoring on a steal of third/passed ball as Molina either got crossed up or butchered a curve, and Joba Chamberlain covered home plate as though he was approaching a mine field. Had he tagged Ellsbury with his glove instead of his backside, it might have been a close play. So before the two hitter had made an out, Ellsbury had turned a single into a run with his speed and Yankee charity.

Evidently Chamberlain must have gotten a love letter from Bob Watson, as he omitted his customary beanballs for Kevin Youkilis. Or he was again so wild that he was incapable of aiming the "purpose pitch". Is Chamberlain hurt? He doesn't look like the same guy as he throws mostly low 90s now.

Derek Jeter is starting to look old...although no doubt still carries himself with the dignity of a first ballot Hall-of-Famer.

Fans got 'treated' to Javier Lopez getting out of a bases loaded no out jam, courtesy of his own wildness, of course. If you can breathe and throw lefthanded, you too can be a LOOGY (lefty out of the bullpen guy) and make 1.25 million dollars. Jesse Orosco, where are you?

I must have seen Mariano Rivera pitch fifty times against the Sox, and he wasn't the same guy either. He now has an even dozen blown saves against the Sox. The cutter is now 91-92, still well-located, except for the hanger that Jason Bay deposited in the Monster Seats for a two-out game tying ninth inning shot.

The Sox wore their Friday night softball red shirts tonight, after wearing their Earth Day greens Wednesday with green hats. MLB properties knows no shame.

Sox fans took umbrage at Paul O'Neill's antics like "water cooler abuse" after a strikeout, and Yankee fans have the same anti-hero in Kevin Youkilis, the Sox version of O'Neill. Youkilis was part of the game tying and game winning rallies, finishing with a walkoff homer.

And Randy Newman haters ("Short People") got their comeuppance as Dustin Pedroia had a monster defensive game for the Sox.

And the rambling, stream of consciousness, Thomas Wolfe style? Could anyone who watched this mind-numbing "instant classic" not write this way?


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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
218 days ago
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I can't tell if this is an awesome joke I simply don't get, or a funny typo:


The Sox first run was a thing of booty...
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
218 days ago
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I thought this was a great game, but like most Sox/Yanks meetings, it was painfully long. And I don't think "respect" is creeping into the rivalry, it's just not as meaningful to the fans in Game #16 of the year, and 1 of 20 against New York. I remember going to Sox/Yanks games in 2000 and 20001, and beating Mariano Riviera felt like winning the World Series back then.


The Yankees aren't what they used to be, and we're not what we used to be.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
218 days ago
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"as though swinging at a first pitch strike is a crime" - Jimmy Rollins goes for the exact opposite extreme. There's got to be a happy medium, right?
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Ron Sen, MDRed-Shirting
218 days ago
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If you see the reply, Chamberlain attempted to cover the plate...by sitting on it...ergo a thing of booty...loses something in translation I guess...
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
217 days ago
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Comparing Kevin Youkilis as the "Sox version of Paul O'Neill" may be the biggest insult you could have written. O'Neill was a popular player with his teammates and was well respected around the league. Youkilis may be the biggest asshole to wear a Red Sox uniform since Mike Greenwell.

Youk has no comparison, there is no one else like him.

Thank Christ for that.
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
217 days ago
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Why are you blaming Jesus Christ? Is that fair?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
216 days ago
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So what is the answer to these 4 hour ball games? I'm not sure what would work either.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
216 days ago
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There were about 385 pitches in last night's 16-11 game. A game with that many runs, though, is going to take 4 hours. Batters that take time out after EVERY pitch with nobody on base always pisses me off (Nomar). That could save a lot of time.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
216 days ago
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^^^Preventing them from doing so could save time.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
216 days ago
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Fun fact that makes this rivalry entertaining: after last night's game, these teams are 51-51 against each other since 2004.
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