Michael Phelps - To Good To Be True & Clean

No way Michael Phelps is clean and not cheating. Now do not get over anger with me. Hear me out first and then start to think for yourself. First of all, Michael is dream for America. He is perfect and that is why I think he is a cheater. Obviously he has top people working for him on this mission to win all these gold medals. He has been trained to act and speak in manner that is friendly and nice just not to United States but to rest of world. And yes, he is an excellent swimmer. That can not be denied. But the best in every event? I don't think so! It is not hard for athletes to always be step ahead of steroid testing. Soviet Union always knew other countries such as United Kingdom and China cheated in older Olympics. It was the only way to keep up with our better athletes who trained year round and received everything needed to be the greatest in the world. Those were great years. And now they are gone. It was harder to prove cheating with Americans. They were better at it. Now testing is a little better but not much. Think about it. This nice clean man that all girls want is always the best? What if he was from another country like Russia or China? Americans would suspect he was a cheating! What if he was rude and not nice? Then world would also call him a cheater. Get this right and make no mistake. People that act nice can cheat just as much as those who are mean and ugly looking.  Now please understand. I do not wish for Michael Phelps to be proven cheater. I want to be wrong about this thinking. But I don't think I really am. World does not need such news. But I think it would be better to test athletes right after winning events and wait until tests prove there is no cheating before handing over medals and singing country anthems. It just makes more sense. And then world does not have to wonder if people like Michael Phelps cheat at what they do. Thanks for reading. I like it here.

CheezerAll-Star

444 days ago

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"Soviet Union always knew other countries such as United Kingdom and China cheated in older Olympics. It was the only way to keep up with our better athletes who trained year round and received everything needed to be the greatest in the world." So, everybody cheated except for the Soviet Union?

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Kingsrule41Waterboy

444 days ago

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So your argument is seriously that because he is dominant and clean cut, he is a cheater? I guess we should lock up Peyton and Brady for steroids while we are at it.

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GamlingIQSoccer Kid

444 days ago

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I can't believe I am reading this... Stating the Soviets didn't cheat... and Phelps is cheating because he is too clean cut and the All American Boy.... I don't rule anything out...he could be cheating, but I highly doubt it.

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Baltimoresports247All-American

444 days ago

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ARE YOU RETARDED?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Baltimoresports247All-American

444 days ago

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Bob Bowman, his coach, coached me for 4 years at NBAC. He would NEVER allow Michael to put anything into his body that didn't belong there. Get your head out of your ass.

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JuTMSY4Legend

444 days ago

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Well, you can never go full retard "Sean Penn, I Am Sam, 2001. Went full retard, went home empty-handed. Never go full retard."

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Baltimoresports247All-American

444 days ago

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Drama: I'd play gay for a spot in that film, bro...

Turtle: You'd play gay for a guest spot on The Hughley's

Drama: Very funny, asshole...but everyone knows if you play gay or retarded you win an oscar...

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JuTMSY4Legend

444 days ago

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Turtle: We accidentally crossed swords.

Eric Murphy: Ew.

Vincent Chase: Really? Where there any women there at least?

Turtle: Yeah, dick, it was a threesome, okay? It's no biggie... crossing is an occupational hazard.

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Steel TownDraft Pick

444 days ago

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Did anyone see when NBC discussed Phelp's body and how it is freakishly perfect for swimming. He has a longer torso and arms than someone his height. This gives him a longer stroke and more upper body strength. Then, he has shorter legs than someone his size which makes his kicks more efficient. Add all that to is size 14 paddle-like feet and you have a body built to swim. Now, train for 8 hours a day and the sky is the limit when it comes to swimming.

How's it going Jamel. Why don't you put a pic in the article.

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Steel TownDraft Pick

444 days ago

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thank you jamel, at least by voting for this article we get a tiny little picture of Stokke

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Anonymous Fanatic #1

423 days ago

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When did they show it on NBC? What night was it?

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Baltimoresports247All-American

444 days ago

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"But the best in every event? I don't think so!" He's not the best in every event...he's not a sprinter, long distance swimmer, or a breaststroker...

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Baltimoresports247All-American

444 days ago

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Seriously how did this article get 3 votes? Who voted? Show yourself!

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CheezerAll-Star

444 days ago

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Please do not feed the Trolls

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

444 days ago

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Well said, Cheezer.

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KelsdadAll-Star

444 days ago

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"Hello, immigration?"

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MegECass110AAA-er

444 days ago

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This is not like baseball, where drug testing is random and periodic. Phelps has been tested constantly ever since he became an Olympian 8 years ago. If nothing's come out now, it never will. I think Milorad Cavic wrote this...

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

444 days ago

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I think "Olaf" defected...

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JuTMSY4Legend

444 days ago

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Yessss! I couldn't think of his user name until you said it...I was perusing anuschair or armchairblows or F U Armchair or whatever its called trying to find that guys name

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

444 days ago

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Jamel imitating Leslie. BTW - it is widely mentioned that this kind of sophmoronic stuff makes us go "apeshit"...

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JuTMSY4Legend

444 days ago

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how does one "go apeshit"

does that imply that one could simply go shit? Or humanshit as it were? How about turtleshit?

Slow day under Jay Mariotti's balls I suppose

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AmphibiousSportsDuoVarsity

444 days ago

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Manny, is this one of your henchmen trying to distract the masses while you work to secure the encryption machine from your underground lair? Ow, a shoe...

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

444 days ago

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Even worse. The "good guys" are trying to get at me by using their superior journalistic, creative and "humor" abilities to undermine the site that harbors truest of evils like mine.

Let's say there's a "thejoke" out there that is more sad like a clown than funny like a clown.

Oops! We've blown their cover. Now they'll say they didn't do it. Drats! Those pesky "good guys"!!!

[twists dastardly mustache ends]

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Anonymous Fanatic #2

444 days ago

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SERIOUSLY, HOW COULD YOU ACCUSE AN ATHLETE WHO DOES VOLUNTARY DRUG TESTING OF CHEATING, AND BECAUSE HIS MOMMA RAISED HIM TO ACT CURTEOUS AND WELL MANNERED, HES A CHEATER. AND BECAUSE THIS GOOFY UNPROPORTIONAL MAN IS BUILT FOR SWIMMING, HE IS A CHEATER. I MEAN YOU ARE SO UNJUST AND UNINFORMED IN YOUR ACCUSATIONS YOU SHOULD GO WRITE FOR A STUPID GOSSIP MAGAZINE. I THINK THE MAIN AGENDA HERE IS TO POINT OUT THAT AMERICAN HAVE FLAWS AND TO DEFEND FLAWS OF OTHER COUNTRY'S ATHLETES. AMERICA IS A HATED COUNTRY, AND YOUR UNFOUNDED ACCUSATIONS OF AN ATHLETE WHO HAS WORKED HARD TO PERFECT HIS CRAFT PROVE ONCE AGAIN, THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE "KING OF THE MOUNTAIN". GO AHEAD AND ACCUSE SPITZ IF YOU ARE GONNA ATTACK PHELPS....

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The oldest manVarsity

444 days ago

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Only a moron and a complete and total idiot would write something like this so called article and it isn't even fit to answer to. As my son would say "Stick it in your ear or whatever." What in the hell were you thinking when you wrote this.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

444 days ago

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"Only a moron and a complete and total idiot would write something like this"

Yeah, pretty much.

And "they" thought this would be "funny". Which makes even more stupiderest yet!

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The oldest manVarsity

444 days ago

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Manny and everyone what kind of seriously mental ill individual would think up something this low. I for one would have to do a antivote position on this article or whatever it is.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

444 days ago

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-1	You Just Got the ANTIVOTE!!!

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Anonymous Fanatic #3

443 days ago

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Wow...that was the worst article I just read.

1) Are you a swimmer? We swimmers weren't even recognized until the 2000 Olympics or so.

2) Phelps became the face of US Olympics just recently, but has been dominating international swimming since he was 15 (He swam in the Olympic finals during the Sydney games).

3) His skill couldn't be attributed to his determination, strict training regime or freakish (yet swimmer-perfect) body.

4) The Soviets never cheated. Right.

5) The increase in speed from swimmers from around the world must be ignored. Only focus on one swimmer's accomplishments, and then blame them on steroids.

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AmphibiousSportsDuoVarsity

443 days ago

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1) No. Wait, what? 2000?

2) He finished 5th in one event. In other news, the Reds continue to dominate the NL Central. 3) I prefer to think it's all the fat Michigan chicks. 4) If the kettle is black, then the pot is not? 5) Current men's world records come from a total of 6 countries. Hardly a We are the World contingent.

Every time I respond in this thread I feel like the terrorists have won.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

443 days ago

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1) It's technically a Y10K issue

2) The Blues would crush the Reds at a game of Purple.

3) It's only about half of the fat Michigan chicks (and the fat ones all go to Ohio State anyway)

4) If your pot is black, get a new dealer.

5) Band Aid smokes We are the World - tonight Thank God it's them instead of you!

You have won! Get yourself a mustache. You've earned it!

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AmphibiousSportsDuoVarsity

443 days ago

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Michigan is an all boys school now?

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

443 days ago

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Either that or the cheerleaders need to shave more. (Their faces, pervert)

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