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Matt's A-Z of Funny Sports Names: NCAA Edition
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Back in March I wrote an article about the NFL and MLB that was entitled: " Matt's A-Z of Funny Sports Names ". It was a lot of fun, so I decided to do it again!
Warning: I grew up watching "The Three Stooges" giving me a love of slapstick. Along with that some low-brow humor makes me giggle like a child, so this may have a few things that are too racy for you. And that is fine. A little for everyone, right?
Note: With a few exceptions, I try very hard to not use "foreign" names. It is easy to make a joke about a name you can't pronounce...but as I said, there are a few exceptions.
Matt's A-Z of Funny Sports Names: NCAA Edition
NCAA Basketball
Don Adams
A very generic name; but a name that is the same as the great “Maxwell Smart”.
Otis Birdsong
This guy should have been a musician.
Corky Calhoun
Alliteration and Corky in one name…like a fine wine.
Bob Doll
One syllable away from being made by “Mattel”.
Blue Edwards
Hey, cheer up buddy.
George Feigenbaum
Umm…What?
Deng Gai
Sounds like something you say to your friend after he shows you the money he won at the casino.
Skip Harlicka
What does this even mean?!?!?
Royal Ivey
My favorite kind of ivy.
Jermaine Jackson
No relation.
Ernie Killum
Legend has it that he had a job with the mafia all lined up after graduation.
Ray Lumpp
Two “p”s, huh?
Nick Mantis
Ready? Wait for it………….no…that is too easy.
Melvin Newbern
Say this like an old, southern man.
Grady O’Malley
He better own a bar in downtown Boston.
Richard Peek
"snicker"
Q
Oh…sad…no name.
Dick Ricketts
This is on the list because, I guess I am twelve.
Curtis Staples
What does he staple? Paper? Puppies? Eye lids?
David Thirdkill
I wonder if he is Ernie’s “wing-man”.
U
U is a lonely letter….
Butch Vanbredakolff
Sounds like a “Special Ops” Lieutenant.
Dick Wehr
That is a question no man wants to hear…
Thaddeus Young
“Why did you guys break up?” “He was a Tad Young” – Wahh wahh wahhhhhhhh.
Phil Zevenbergen
Easy for you to say!
NCAA Football
Pat Angerer
Eric Mangini?
Isaac Butts
Come on…his name is Butts!
Harry Colon
Sounds like a side effect of a drug you see on late night TV.
Honester Davidson
I want to meet the less honest Davidson.
Dick Eaton
Do I even need to say anything here?
Happy Feller
Well, good for him!
Cleveland Gary
Not to be confused with Portland Gary.
Arkelon Hall
I think I lived there in college.
Gary Inskeep
Side job?
Michael Jackson
‘nuff said
Dick Kackmeister
You do not name your kid Dick when that is your last name. Someone needs to call CPS. (I seriously almost cried when I saw this name)
Marlon Lucky
Not lucky enough to have a contemporary name.
Darcel McBath
(Honorary Mention) Colt McCoy That name is just, plain awesome.
Bronko Nagurski
No comment…this guy could probably break my face in half with a look.
Mike Oven
I have Mike Oven right next to Mike Sink
Carl Palazzo
If this guy is not in the mob then I will eat my hat.
Richard Quilling
How do you even pronounce that?
Jacquizz Rodgers
I threw him on there for the sole fact that his brother’s name is James.
Riley Skinner
Serial killer or cowboy…or both?
Elmer Tarbox
What exactly is a tar box?
Bill Underdonk
Under Donk? So would Donk be: Donk Overbill?
Trevor Vittatoe
Worst. Dietary Supplement. Ever.
Taco Wallace
(Honorable Mention: Juice Williams) Taco? That is a FOOD, not a child!!!
X
What? No David Xerox or Roger Xylophone?
Ashton Youboty
Ha…every time I heard his name I snickered.
Roger Zatkoff
I would bet my shoes that this guy was a Bond Villain’s number one.
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