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Cougar2000
There are some things about sports I don't like... the New Yuck Muts, the University of Michigan and those ASSCRACK UGLY HELMETS, the Floridamn Gayturds and the Miami Crimicanes. I also think that NASCRAP and professional wrestling are a HUGE waste of air time on television and would rather watch women's Jello wrestling!

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Make my burger spitless, PLEASE!

by Cougar2000
created March 29, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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The next time you're hungry and in Seattle, you might want to think about where to eat. And what you're wearing if you're from out of town. A fast-food cook and Seattle Seahawks fan has been accused of spitting on a hamburger ordered by a man wearing Pittsburgh Steelers attire. It seems that the Seahawks fan said somthing about the Steelers play in the Super Bowl when the two teams last met in Detroit in Super Bowl XL in 2006.

The man was released after being booked for investigation of fourth-degree assault and possession of marijuana after Kitsap County Sherrif deputies went to the cook's house and noticed the smell of weed in the place.

It's a good thing that the guy opened the food before he bit into it. When the customer opened his food container, he says there was spittle on the burger. He demanded a refund and called the fast-foot outlet's district manager.


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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
612 days ago
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Maybe the cook just wanted the Steelers fan to feel at home.
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CityhockeyfeverVarsity Captain
612 days ago
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Man, talk about taking things to far with rivalries, geez. I can see that happening between Yankees and Red Sox fans, but the Seahawks and Steelers? That is just messed up.
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Too Manny StilesVarsity Captain
612 days ago
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Wait... a fast food cook had WEED at his house? GTFO.
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Cougar2000All-American
612 days ago
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Yep, that's right! The boy had some ganja on him and maybe he was going to worship Marley, mon!
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SSreportersLegend
612 days ago
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LOL, I read this story and wrote about it on my blog.....Port Orchard is er....poor as MC Hammer (used to be). Give them a break, they're not too far away from Port Angeles, you won't believe the pot they have. Oh, and the Seahawks fan is a douche.
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Too Manny StilesVarsity Captain
612 days ago
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People who brag about ther quality or potency of their weed are called "amateurs". Don't harsh my buzz by taking credit for God's favorite flower.
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SSreportersLegend
612 days ago
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Well, there was a guy at a school somewhere in Indiana who replaced salad dressing with um.....his own creamy stuff.
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Too Manny StilesVarsity Captain
612 days ago
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"I'll take my Wendy's chili with NO fingers, please..."


If you knew what gross stuff you've eaten already in life you'd think Andrew Zimmern is an amateur.


How many pounds of hair will you eat in your life?


I'll bet the average American will eat over 100 boogies and/or scabs in their lifetime - just accidentally. Gravity happens

Just remember - next time you get diarrhea - it's PROBABLY from fecal matter!!!
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PeanMajor Leaguer
612 days ago
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I dont want a large farva, i want a god damn litre of cola!
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