Kyle Turley Spits at Robert Smith for Good Reason…It’s time to Put the Baby to Bed!

Have you ever wondered what life would be without sports? Just think about it. How bad life would suck! Where for the most part life would be, well, lifeless! I mean who would want to live that kind of life where we suddenly have to be entertained by the nagging ball & chain…Or if that’s not enough entertainment for ya, for a double shot of entertainment one might choose to be amused back the damn crickets who always seem to park their asses outside your master bedroom AKA, “Where the Magic Happens,” and chirp at all hours of the night. Yeah, you know what I’m talking about!

Everything about sports is entertaining to us…Something the ball & chain will never understand! Best described…She has her shopping, we have our sports! It’s on the same level with no understanding for both. From the sports arenas to the media airways we find ourselves being entertained, not the kind of entertainment found at your local “pole huggers convention”, but you get the idea. At times it’s difficult to figure out what’s more entertaining surround the world of sports…Is it the action inside the sports arenas or the action throughout all the media outlets with sound bytes? I guess this varies on who your teams are and how bad they suck! Nonetheless, sound bytes always have a knack to capture our attention…Why just yesterday take Charles Barkley’s comments regarding what kind of collection of dumbasses the Washington Wizards have, or Ben Rosthisberger’s comments in reference to Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson…Phil Jackson’s “Brokeback Mountain comments” early this season. The list can go on and on…All of which were funny and at least for a couple seconds makes us chuckle, until the ball and chain suggest us to take out the trash, to which we reply “Yes, Dear!”.

The best kind of sound bytes are the ones that get heated followed by so many “BLEEPS” we really can’t get the gist of what was said. Now that just pisses me off! Damn you FCC! These are the ones that seem to leave a lasting impression in our noodles…And while from time to time we may forget get our anniversary, well, we never forget these! And thanks to Kyle Turley, who announced his retirement from the Kansas City Chiefs this year, and who just happens to be one of the most outspoken players the league and who’s currently one of the most outspoken opponents of the NFL player's union, for giving us another radio edit. Before I get into Turley’s spit, just me say, I’m a Turley fan. Anybody who can discus throw a football helmet and achieve a World Record in the process, well, how can you not be a fan of his? Honestly though, how can’t you love a guy who’s not afraid to speak his mind whenever he chooses? Not holding back…I mean really, if an athlete is going to sugarcoat shit and say the politically correct thing just so he can pacify peeps knowing full well he doesn’t mean a word of that shit, knowing full well that isn’t him, then why bump the gums? And a majority of athletes are guilty of this for not having enough grapes to spit the truth!

So his little beef came on the Dan LeBatard radio show, (I’m not sure if I like LeBatard…Sometimes he’s funny, but other times he seems like he flew over the cockoos nest one too many times. A Pedro Gomez type weird if you will), with former Minnesota running back Robert Smith who incidentally is one of the most passionate supporters of the union. Oh shit, not a good combo…Um, now might be a great time to hide the women and children! I see sparks about to fly and perhaps an occasional F-Bomb, with the occasional “BLEEP”…Love those!

Turley’s spit at Smith before Danny Boy had to pay some bills… "This is a serious issue. Families are affected, people are becoming homeless, living in shelters. Do you not see a problem with that? Well, f- you, then!" After that they took a brief break, and then Turley continued: "You know what? It's near pointless to speak to this guy, OK? Because he's not listening. People are not listening." Smith's response: "To say that the union doesn't care just isn't true ... To say that I'm not paying attention, that I'm not listening, that it doesn't make any sense to talk to me - man, I've been doing this for 15 years, I don't get a dime for it. I do it because I care about the players, every single player that's ever played the game or that will play the game."

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Man, how juicy is that? And the blonde bombshell who works out at the local gym parading around in them tiny shorts with "JUICY" spelled out across her nice tight ass thinks she’s juicy? Sorry girly, hate to tell you, you’re just a tease and Kyle Turley’s juicier! Oh man, did I just say that? Don’t feel bad sweety, those Clinton-Obama debates aren’t even that juicy…Perhaps Kyle could help us all out and take his debating abilities to the political form? It would make for must see tv.

As we all are aware when it comes to the NFL Players Union, well lets just say it’s not a big secret that they seem to do as little as possible and that Turley’s right, more needs to be done…For lack of a better term it’s a joke! Because of these penny pinchers there are too many former NFL players living with long-term health problems from the injuries they suffered in the league.

Again, it’s all about dollars & cents…And Turley make perfect cents! WHOA…There’s a frighten thought!

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