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Jap Anus Relations

by Swishmynish33
created March 19, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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Astros 2nd baseman Kaz Matsui will start the season on the DL. This really only applies to really deep leagues, where one might consider picking such a mediocre player. So what's ailing this import? According to Yahoo! sports it is this:

"Brian McTaggert, of the Houston Chronicle, reports Houston Astros 2B Kazuo Matsui (anus) is likely to begin the season on the disabled list."

Yes, folks, its his anus. Hope it feels better soon, maybe some soothing lotion will help although I can't call myself an expert on the topic.

Lastly if you do not get my title, its from SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy. For the record I hate Saturday Night Live. Some things do get old.

Cheers!

Paul


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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
601 days ago
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Maybe in the off season, Matsui is a porn star. {For those shaking their heads in disgust and clicking '-' this has happened before in MLB}
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Cougar2000All-American
601 days ago
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No problem with the title. You can never get tired of SNL.
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