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Manny Stiles
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Jammy Jam (All Night Long) - Manny Stiles Dunks that you won't believe!!!

by Manny Stiles
created February 22, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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Manny Stiles Dunks.

After last year's Manny Stiles Dunks commercial, there was much speculation whether Dr Commento could really throw down or not. Let's see Dwight Howard and Gerald Green try some of these!@!!

So I've been sick for the last several days with bronchitis and have been slow to edit and post this; otherwise...

Yet Another... Beats By Man Production.

After seeing the dunk contest on Saturday night, I took to the local park on Monday camera in tow. Unfortunately some of the camera angles suck and the editing is poor, so it's everything you've come to love from Manny Stiles' videos!!! I recorded some of my spectacular dunks and set it to the musical stylings of my good friend Willie "Blisterthumb" Jones' song Jammy Jam (All Night Long).

Yes, the rim is 10 feet (10'1", and double rimmed, to be exact) and the court surface is hard like concrete and absolutely sucks to jump from and I still feel some pain in my feet and knees - 4 days later!!! Yikes. There are several dunks that were edited out due to bad camerawork, etc. or this would be truly mindblowing... Maybe there's gonna be a part 2 in the future?

Enjoy as needed.

  • Blisterthumb Jones is another vital cog in the BBM stable of musical artists and performers. He appears courtesy of Madeyedias Entertainment.


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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
627 days ago
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Dammit Stiles, why didn't you wear a friggin' afro wig?! You would've made at least "Honorable Mention" in my article...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
627 days ago
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Funny! Blisterthumb Jones has a pretty hefty afro (for a half-black dude - he's only black on the inside - but his outside is ALL BLUES!) But I filmed all of this before the hair-palooza took place. Maybe next time?
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JuTMSY4Legend
627 days ago
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Okay...the $2 dunk with change got my vote... haha, you made Gerald Green look like a bitch...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
627 days ago
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I had to use fifty cent pieces because the quarters kept falling out on the way up. So lucky for me, I had a $2 bill too!!!

I did do a Gerald Green-like Dunk, but it was me EATING the cake... my horrendous cameraman ruined more than a few dunks...

Then I ripped some skin off my ring finger and that made it a "wrap" so I couldn't get more angles, etc. Really piss poor production...
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PeanMajor Leaguer
627 days ago
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Salsa dunk = 50
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
627 days ago
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Can't..... get..... that..... song..... outta..... my..... head.... jam jam jam jam
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
627 days ago
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It was recorded in Summer 2001, so it's been in my head WAAAAAY longer! =)
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Frank StevensonRed-Shirting
627 days ago
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Best dunk was your sons :)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
627 days ago
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I'm partial to Invisi-dunk... Hardest to do, and looks downright stupid of you don't pull it off right.
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RomiezzoLegend
627 days ago
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It's OVAHHHHHHHH!! It's OVAH LADIES & GENTLEMEN!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
627 days ago
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Thanks, Jet!!!
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CheezerAll-Star
627 days ago
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LOL Now, that was funny, Manny!
Very entertaining. Love the two-bit editing.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
627 days ago
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I think it's actually 16 bit editing... but the sentiment is appreciated!!!
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LASportsblogAAA-er
627 days ago
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I love the jump cut on the sig. dunk and how you check your footing before getting down on the Salsa dunk. The look on your face is like "Am I gonna bust my ass? No? Good I'm getting the hell down."
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
627 days ago
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There was a kid running around (not mine) begging me for chips that wanted desparately to do his best to get hurt - he got in the way many times. Plus, I didn't want to knock the salsa off. Not shown: The oreo cookie and milk dunk - because after the first two tries I spilled a lot of milk!
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DOCTORxCoolSoccer Kid
627 days ago
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I'd have to say that the World's Best Fire-roasted Salsa dunk was indeed the world's best.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
627 days ago
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Here's the recipe...
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False ProphetAll-Star
627 days ago
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I was expecting a re-enactment of the Superman dunk ManRays, I was disappointed.
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KelsdadAll-Star
627 days ago
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Superman was at the dunk contest, this was Robin's version.
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SSreportersLegend
627 days ago
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It's true!! White men can jump!! LOL, seriously Manny, that's funny stuff!
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PeanMajor Leaguer
627 days ago
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you should have had a dunk while carrying a laptop and posting an AGM comment!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
627 days ago
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Shhh.... that's for Part 2!!! I just remembered another dunk that got filmed badly and therefore edited out - it involved a certain pair of Orange striped shorts...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
627 days ago
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Better yet, dunk the COMPUTER!
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PeanMajor Leaguer
627 days ago
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i hope you don't hurt any laptops during the filming of these commercials..i might have to stage a protest
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
627 days ago
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Eh, that would put me over budget... and my executive producer would have to choose a new place to dump a body (mine) if I did that.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
627 days ago
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Ask barronandroc to send theirs...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
627 days ago
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who?
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Cornfed78Draft Pick
627 days ago
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MAnny those black shoes sure make you look ssssllllooooowww.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
627 days ago
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It's a dunk-a-thon, not the NFL combine.

But, let me look slow... I'm 6'6", flucuate between 260-270 lbs, 34 years old and I still run a 4.6 forty-yard. You won't find many dudes my size anywhere that are more athletic than I am.

My baseball coaches used to say the same thing ("look slow") because I always wore black cleats. Maybe I look slow the way an 18 wheeler going 85mph "looks" slower than a little red sports car going 85mph. I can deal with it...

Of course, I really am slow when I'm running around with my son on my shoulders...
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Cornfed78Draft Pick
627 days ago
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Hey don't feel bad, I'm 6'5", and flucuate between 300-325 depending on the season.
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Falcon02520Legend
626 days ago
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you shoulda let your wife ally-oop one to you...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
626 days ago
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We save those for games...
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JuTMSY4Legend
626 days ago
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So manny...does your wife talk trash too?! heh
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Falcon02520Legend
626 days ago
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You mean like this one?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
626 days ago
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She tries to when she gets mad.

Most of her trash talking is done with superior hustle.

She is fundamentally very sound and shocks dudes with her tenacious defense. Most guys that play with her the first time get shocked. She's got a really good crossover, can go strong to the left on anyone and can slash to the rim in a very decieving fashion getting her shot up and over any defender - even 6'6" husbands.

I call her Alice Iverson. But since having 2 kids and getting older/a step slower, she's had to go to the jumper more. And she has a sweet J, she's a tad streaky though.

She's a better overall player than I am (fundamentals) but I am a WAY better passer than she is - yeah, that's all I got on her other than size and leaping ability. But then again, I am way better passer than 99% of the dudes not in the association. She has made me a better basketball player by osmosis. (In return, I taught her how to love, not just enjoy baseball)

Most guys that know her well play her tougher than they do other dudes. The thing that frustrates defenders isn't so much that she's a girl, it's that she's only 5'5" and takes it at everyone fearlessly. It must be how NBAers feel when Earl Boykins busts one on them.

Gotta lova a dude that carries around a scouting report on his wife eh?
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MegECass110AAA-er
625 days ago
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Has Kelvin Sampson contacted your son yet? Great stuff as always.
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