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It's So Close You Can Almost Taste It...I'm Talking About Walker's Rants

by BigPPup
created August 05, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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Yet another weekend has come to an end. But this weekend was just a little bit sweeter because there was a little thing called football on the good old television and I watched. Well… I watched 5 minutes of it… I mean it was preseason come on. But one thing that is always in season is Walkers Rants.

Thank God football is back. It will be better when it’s Aug 30 and it really counts…

Congrats to the D.C. Slayers for making the playoffs…

It sucks to be Aaron Rodgers…

Georgia’s national title run will be cut short because of their own player’s stupidity…

Why is O.J. Simpson still in the news?

Steve Smith is an idiot, but good on the Panthers to have the guts to suspend him…

And the exodus continues, more NBA players shipping out to Europe…

Really they had to film Brett’s plane landing? This has gone too damn far…

Has T.O. ever practiced in the preseason?

The Olympics start this week… Can’t say I’m excited…

Can’t believe fall rugby season is right around the corner…

Glad the Commish pushed the whole Viks-Packs thing under the rug quickly…

Good luck to all the American athletes in Beijing, well the clean ones…

I like seeing Manny in Dodger Blue…

Damn my Braves have had a horrible year one thing after another…

I want to play the new Madden, I need a distraction…

UVA will beat USC this year…

How are the Red Sox going to feel when they miss the playoffs and lost Manny?

I really hate preseason football last night game was a complete throwaway…

I’m so glad to at least know there is some football on the air…

I’m excited to see the Vols play just so I can hear Rocky Top…


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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
553 days ago
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O.J. is still in the news? Huh, I should really start watching the news again if that's the case.
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SSreportersLegend
553 days ago
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He was in the news the other day in Naked Gun as Officer Nordberg:


Officer Nordberg: Drugs.....


Frank Drebin: Drugs, doctor, quick, get this man some drugs!


(Doctor inserts drugs)


Officer Nordberg: Heroin......


Drebin: (leans in) That's a pretty tall order Nordberg, you'll have to give me a couple of days on that one.
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CrackajgDraft Pick
553 days ago
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If you have Xbox Live or the Playstation Network, there is a demo of Madden available for download.. I'm trying to use that towel trick to bring back my red-ring-of-death 360 back to life so I can play..
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
553 days ago
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You snap the towel at the 360?
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CrackajgDraft Pick
553 days ago
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Nah, you wrap it up in towels and let it run for 30 minutes. It heats up the 360 and usually the red rings of death go away anywhere from a few days to a couple of weeks.
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
553 days ago
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Wouldn't that just block up all the vents for the heat to escape from it, so the whole thing explodes/combusts? What a great idea!
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LASportsblogAAA-er
553 days ago
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Honestly, who couldn't see this "exodus" (I call it a mini exodus) coming? It always baffled me why players would choose to be the 7th or 8th man in the NBA and make pennies compared to Trajan Langdon and JR Holden who star in the Euroleague. Now that the dollar is weak and Euro clubs pay your taxes and give you a house and car WHY NOT? Why not go and star and set yourself up financially?
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SSreportersLegend
553 days ago
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If I'm Aaron Rodgers, I want to be traded immediately.


Why put up with this BS when Favre will keep coming back?


The other option Rodgers has (besides staying as a backup) involves some duct tape and a knife but let's not go there.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
553 days ago
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His third option is to continue to collect his paycheck and smile and be the "good guy" so that next summer he can cash in on free agency
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JuTMSY4Legend
553 days ago
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he's an FA after the 09 season...
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
553 days ago
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He's already the enemy though. He spoke out back in June on Rome and alienated the fans
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CheezerAll-Star
552 days ago
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Not all the fans
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Cornfed78Draft Pick
553 days ago
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UVA is NOT going to beat USC, in all honesty UVA is going to be lucky if they go 6-6.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
553 days ago
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Wrong, they are a 7 win, possible 8 if lightning can strike several times.
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Taytay 24All-American
553 days ago
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I have a "5%-if" rule: subtract 5% of the season for each time you say "if" when predicting a team's season. I'll count your "if lightning can strike several times" as several (3-4) ifs, meaning Cornfed's about nailed it at 6-6.
BTW, this rule originated a year and a half ago when a friend was telling me how good the Texas Rangers would be in '07 then followed it with 5 ifs.
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JuTMSY4Legend
553 days ago
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Steve Smith is Suspended and the eagles have the panthers pick... Somewhere Joe Banner is laughing all the way to the bank
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The BeastAAA-er
553 days ago
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USC will beat UVA by forty.
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The BeastAAA-er
553 days ago
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Hey, I can make dumb statements too without any support!
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JuTMSY4Legend
553 days ago
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wouldn't be the first time...
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SSreportersLegend
553 days ago
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......Followed by a few more blowout wins, and then a close win against lowly U-Dub in Pac-10 play, a road loss to another Pac-10 team, followed by a loss against another lowly Pac-10 team, and have yet another Rose Bowl win.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
552 days ago
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Spread is 25 I like to things SoCal will over look us
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SSreportersLegend
552 days ago
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Like they did with Stanford AT HOME?
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
552 days ago
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UVa plays them on Aug 30, they have a bye then OSU on the 13, cant tell me they wont be looking at OSU
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The BeastAAA-er
552 days ago
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They won't be looking ahead. That ain't how Uncle Pete rolls.
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JuTMSY4Legend
552 days ago
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I don't even hate USC Beast...but you're not making it easier...
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BadenBallLittle Leaguer
551 days ago
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USC will beat UVA, but Ohio State will come to town and beat up on the trojans. Just had to get that in there, my best friend loves USC. I am Buckeye and Husky fan. Watch out for Locker to be in the Heisman running, move over Tebow, theres a new kid on the block.
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