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Lovelykd
Married. Mother of two. Part-time sports blogger looking for a way to get full-time money writing about the sport I love: football.

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It's So Hard Loving A Man Who Isn't A Football Fan

by Lovelykd
created August 01, 2009, last edited September 14, 2009
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It's the most insane thing I could have ever imagined for myself.

I found the one guy in the world who not only knows almost nothing about football, but could give a flip about the game altogether.

You have to admit, it's pretty hard to come by such a thing in a guy.

His knowledge is about as expansive as that of a person watching ESPN for the very first time. If he knows a player, it's because he heard his name in the mainstream for some reason other than playing their respective sport.

Either that or he saw him on an episode of "Punk'd."

That's how he came to know Terrell Owens.

He has never read any of the blogs I have written, mostly because he is lost when I begin speaking to him about my topics—whatever they may be.

He finds my allegiance to the Georgia Bulldogs to be humorous, what with my whole banning of the color orange and proclaiming game days as "off limits" for any other planned activities.

The jokester that he is, he takes a fiendish pleasure in cheering for the Bulldogs' opposition on game days.

I often find no humor in this and have banned him from being around during any SEC or Championship games in which the Dawgs play.

His idea of a good weekend is movies and prepping his car for yet another car show.

My idea, at least between late August and early December, is ESPN College GameDay followed by blogging and honing up on the Georgia opponent for that day.

To him, February is the month of his birthday.

For me, it's National Signing Day for prep recruits.

His fondest memory of our first year together, in 1997, is a trip we took to Savannah to celebrate our anniversary.

My memory of that year is a Georgia win over Florida, 37-17.

He has to leave the room during games where Georgia is losing for fear that he might find his head the target of a remote, a pillow, a phone, or a beverage.

The Alabama Blackout Game last season was particularly unpleasant for him.

I'm not sure, I myself may have blacked it out, but I think I threatened to set his car on fire if he applauded for Bama one more time.

His car is his baby.

It's his thing.

So, in his mind, a Georgia loss is a minor annoyance.

However, I take losses like daggers through the heart.

Days after the game, I am still trying to sort through the plays and flip through the stats to find where the holes exist—as if I can possibly get the ear of Mike Bobo, Willie Martinez, or Mark Richt, so I can tell them, "Hey, this is where you need to tighten up for next week."

Ridiculous, right?

To him, yes.

To a sports fan with a die-hard passion for their team, you know precisely where I am coming from right now.

I follow football, both college and pro, as if it were my lifeline.

During the offseason, I find solace in the NFL Draft because it gives me a couple months to speculate and research who might be my team's pick.

I record the NFL Combine because I like to watch it in peace and quiet. I feel like a scout myself, watching the guys running 40s, doing the three-cone drills, and performing the passing drills.

That's fun and exciting stuff for me.

Those things are my way of getting my fix until I can watch another football game.

All of these things are lost on the hubby as his passion lies in building his baby (a 1966 Ford Mustang Coupe). I try hard to share in that passion of his by learning all that I can about his love of restoration, and trust me, I know more about cars than I ever thought possible.

That's cool, because it gives us something else to talk about at the dinner table.

Besides, I love the guy. He's a great father and a sweet husband. It's the least I can do.

Of course, he does feel pretty good about the fact that I will take a jersey over jewelry on Valentine's Day.

That works out fine for him.

Although, I did make an exception for that Diamond encrusted Georgia Bulldog's watch—that was a very nice anniversary gift.

So, I forgive him for his lack of football knowledge or Bulldog loyalty, but I often have to chuckle at the irony of it all because it reminds me that God definitely has a sense of humor.


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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
121 days ago
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I don't mean to laugh at your life but this article is pretty funny.

My wife is a basketball junkie and I'm a baseball lifer. I can't get her into football for the life of me unless it's playoffs (she loves any sport's playoff games) so unfortunately my overall enjoyment of football has waned over the years.

Then again, it may have had to do with living in Arizona for 9 years moving just before the Cards made the playoffs ... now I'm in Michigan rooting for the .... Lions.... maybe it's NOT her fault!

Very entertaining stuff. Welcome aboard and keep 'em coming!
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LovelykdWaterboy
120 days ago
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Thanks a lot for the comments and the anecdote. I guess it would be a good idea to move to a place that actually HAS a good team; LOL. Although, I must say, I like the moves Detroit has made recently. They won't make the playoffs this season, but they could compete again real soon. Again, thanks for the compliments!
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Davis21wylieMVP
121 days ago
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That's the punishment you deserve for being a Georgia Bulldogs fan.
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LovelykdWaterboy
120 days ago
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That's just the kind of comment I expect from a Jacket fan; one tiny win and you guys are full of yourselves...j/k. I can dig it. Thanks for the comment.
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Davis21wylieMVP
120 days ago
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Ha, thanks, I just graduated today so the clean old-fashioned hate is really flowing...
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LovelykdWaterboy
120 days ago
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Congrats to you! Believe me, I know all about that COFH, it's there in spades right now. I cannot wait for our rematch this season....Gooooooo Dawwwwgggggsss!!! Hahahaha, you knew I had to go there.
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DeutscherRed-Shirting
121 days ago
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Nice article, I can completely relate with your situation.
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LovelykdWaterboy
120 days ago
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Appreciate that, D. Thanks a lot!
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BryantWrestlingAll-American
120 days ago
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Great read ... really fun angle to approach. It's common to read the man being the junkie trying to explain things to his better half, but the other way around ... quality.
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LovelykdWaterboy
120 days ago
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Thank you. Yes, the "Normal" way of things would have him writing this article and being THAT guy. Again, it's a hilarious situation for us. I am often the one he has to call when one of his male friends wants some info on a player or a team; I'm like gold when it comes to placing bets—LOL! Thanks for the feedback.
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Pittsburgh GunnyMajor Leaguer
120 days ago
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Absolute great read. I am huge football fan, just the kind where the ball is round and for the most part the players use their feet but sometimes their heads. So I can relate a bit to your better half who knows very little of the other kind of football.
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LovelykdWaterboy
120 days ago
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Appreciate the compliment. I think any married or, otherwise, involved sports lover can relate. There's something about having being a fanatic that seems to tap a nerve in all of us; you have to be one to get the madness of it all I think. Thanks for leaving some lines. Always nice to get comments.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
119 days ago
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Its rare to find a woman who LOVES FOOTBALL!!! I have had 2 LOOOOONG relationships (in the 2nd......still lol j/k) and about the only things in commen with them both other than complaining about Baseball and (sometimes)Basketball, is hating FOOTBALL!!! I hate the fact I can't even talk about any kind of sports w/o it being a pain in the ass. I mean yea I got friends and I got Fantasy Leagues I join and LOVE WITH A PASSION. But I love to jus get out of my system by talking TO SOMEONE!!! Jus too annoying for THEM BOTH. But I will say this girlfriend does let me talk but, looks around and at me like yup, yea, yup, uh-huh, WHAT? Ya-know whaddamieen? lol. I'm a HUGE Red Sox, and Pats fan. I am also a Celtics, B.C.Eagles fan, (ta-hell wit Umaine) but not a huge fan. I do LIKE, Georgia, and Georgia Tech football and Basketball, Notre Dame(any of the big 3 sports), Ohio State Football,(jus for the amount of players sent to the NFL, Its seems, since I been paying attention the last 3-4 years to College Football, The Buckeyes send alot of players to the NFL through the Draft) and I don't watch College Baseball, but I do follow the Farm Systems. I am 2 also wanting to find a job as a writer or statisticion, scout, or SOMETHING in that realm. I have no degree, Jus A HUGE STASTICS FAN, (hence Baseball lol) But I spend about 4-5 hours, A DAY studing Baseball and Football!!!! Seriously, I'm not jus blowing smoke up ur, yea. I was jus hearing recently on the Sports Radio Station around here (97.1 WEEI) Mel Kiper Jr. talking about all those Postions and going to get a 6 month certificate on the Internet, It was basically a commercial for this program that seems to be run by Mel Kiper Junior.

-WWW.SMWW.COM-is the website, and the # is--- 1-(877)-SMWWNOW I have'ent called it yet but thought you might like to now about that. Well its been great to talk to a woman that LOVES sports as much as I do so, GO DAWGS!!! Lata,

N8
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Pittsburgh GunnyMajor Leaguer
119 days ago
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bloody vikings...
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