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In Which Old Milton Needs to Listen to New Milton

by Tyrone Briggs
created April 19, 2009, last edited April 20, 2009
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''Captain, Road Prison 36: What we’ve got here is… failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it… well, he gets it. I don’t like it any more than you men. ''

Despite their glaring bullpen deficiencies, the Chicago Cubs are 7-4 and sitting a top the NL Central Division.

Many here already are well aware (and nauseated) by more than a few comments by yours truly directed towards the Northsiders. No, the taste of bile has not yet been extinguished from last season’s 0-3 debacle against the Dodgers. That might take 100 years or so. Or an appearance in the World Series. Whichever comes first. Just to be safe, I’ll continue to diet and exercise.

The Cubs are probably not as bad as prognosticated by this Republican loving seemingly anti-social angry lout. However, it is doubtful that they are as terrific as their zombie-like nation of fanatics presume. Subtracting Wood and De Rosa from the squad still appears unwise.  A long season will judge that assessment in due time.

Truthfully, the quality of this team is somewhere in the middle of the very worst and best of expectations. Last season’s team was full of hope and excitement before derailing itself in the postseason. This year’s team seems skittish, especially every time Lou Piniella hands Neal Cotts the baseball.

And then there is already the Milton Bradley factor.

Perhaps there has been no other free agent arriving to Chicago that has created more divisive thread dialogue here at Jay the Joke than the legendary board game company’s namesake. At his very best, Milton Bradley is an above average fielder with terrific plate presence. However too often in his career, the fiery competitor has been an oft-injured whiner with a self-destructive tendency to tee off against umpires and broadcasters.

A few days ago, Milton Bradley made his Wrigley Field debut memorable. Called upon to pinch hit during a critical junction of the baseball game, Bradley was called out on a very suspect strike call. A balls and strike argument ensued which lead to his automatic ejection.

End of story?

Not quite. Home plate umpire Larry Vanover claimed that Bradley made physical contact during their exchange. An incident report was filed to the league office and Bradley was suspended for 2 games.

Finally, end of story?

Nope. Despite being injured and not available to offer his very best services to the Cubs and defying all common sense, Milton Bradley is appealing this suspension with the coddling support of Jim Hendry and Lou Piniella. This is not for the betterment of the Cubs. at the most, this suspension will be reduced by one game which would be served when Bradley is fully healed. Divisions can be won and lost by 1 game. This is all about the pride and ego of a jilted ballplayer who has always believed that authority figures in MLB conspire against him.

I can not help but recall Bradley’s press conference following his free agent signing. He spoke impressively about his passion to compete and win. He discussed the importance of placing the needs of the team above all else. And perhaps most significant of all was his admittance that he has made bad decisions in the past and a false premise that he was the victim in previous confrontations.

He said all the right things at the time. And was rewarded a $30 million contract.

What happened to that guy?

Milton Bradley is well past being just another immature young player learning the ongoing of playing professional baseball. He is a veteran and knows the deal. You win some battles and lose others. Yes, we all more or less recognize that pitch was a ball and not a strike. But he chose to engage the matter further at the complete expense of the Cubs and look at the ensuing aftermath. It is not worth it. This is not a battle worth waging against MLB.

The ultimate goal should be winning the war. And that is finally making an appearance in the World Series.

Hey Milton, if you really want to show up the man, then take this team on your shoulders and lead it to the promised land.

Otherwise you are just another blowhard punk.

And since it is generally accepted that Milton Bradley marches to his own drum and doesn’t listen to anyone anyway, perhaps he will revisit the above video. It is time for Bradley to live up to those spoken words. Be a man and step up. Because that is something this team sorely needs to clear the next hurdle.

Drop the appeal. Get healthy. Move on. And above all else, just win.

Milton, the choice is yours.


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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
205 days ago
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"the taste of bile has not yet been extinguished from last season’s 0-3 debacle against the Dodgers" - but you're over the 0-3 debacle against the D-Bags the year before, right?

You know I have more salt for you Cubs fans than you have wounds!!! =)

Anyway... did you ever get the feeling that if you met Milton Bradley and he didn't tell you who he was and you didn't recognize him you wouldn't think he was such a bad guy? I deep down truly believe that is "quirky" or a self-centered individualist at worst but he's no monster. But making monsters out of molehills makes for good copy.

Now, is he as good a ballplayer as the media seems to counteract their "distractions" hypotheses say, either?

In my opinion, he's 1/25th of a really, really convoluted puzzle. Pieces that don't fit together too well and won't result in a picture of a trophy when you force them all together - Say hello to your 2009 Cubs.

Oh, and five interenet dollars says Bradley gets hurt (that's what he does best in reality world) and -out of sight, out of mind - won't be responsible for the ultimate outcome of the Cubs either way.

Nice article, TB but as a frequent solicitor of articles across several outlets myself... here's a tip; can't you customize the "we here at JTJ" parts to suit the locals?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
205 days ago
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Yup, the Cubs indeed are winless in the past 2 postseasons. The first trip back to the playoffs was a disappointment but to be fair it was just nice being there in the first place considering the previous season's piss poor performance.

Last fall just plain sucked. And I've bitched long and loud about that disappointment.

No, Milton Bradley is probably not some horrible monster hellbent on destroying society. However time and again, he has been his own worst enemy. And running up the stairs to do God knows what with critical broadcasters is only going to encourage media backlash.

I posted the video because that is exactly the type of attitude and desire that Jim Hendry was probably praying for when signing Bradley. I didn't like the move then and like it even less now. The guy is always perpetually injured and seeming distraction on the field.

The shame of the matter is that it should not have to be this way for him. And of course time will definitely tell throughout the course of the season if Bradley really was sincere in his thoughts stemming from that press conference.

I don't see a WS happy ending for this 2009 team either. And as you can well imagine, that has hardly been a popular opinion with the Chicago locals. The bullpen is abysmal. Rich Harden is an accident waiting to happen. Sean Marshall is still the sort of 5th starter. Derrick Lee is becoming the best MLB warning track hitter (when not hitting into DPs) and I don't believe that Fukudome (just like last season) will maintain his hitting statistics with that terrible looking swing.

Thanks for reading.
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Ron Sen, MDRed-Shirting
204 days ago
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"To see a world in a grain of sand,

And a heav'n in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, And eternity in an hour. - William Blake (a Hallmark moment)

great sentiment and style TB
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
204 days ago
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Thanks for reading and taking the time to comment, Ron.
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Sj-hypocycloidAll-American
204 days ago
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There are more than a few pro athletes that could stand to learn the lesson you write about. Arguing balls and strikes is just stupid. Everyone knows you get ejected for that. He put the Cubs in a tough spot. They pretty much have to support him or risk him becoming a clubhouse cancer who feels unloved by management. Either way, this situation is already more of a mess than it should be.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
204 days ago
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Lou Piniella did not even bother lumbering up the dugout steps to argue the called strike. Nor did he bother trying to "protect" Bradley by intervening in the confrontation. I think that says quite a bit.
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